<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:activity="http://activitystrea.ms/spec/1.0/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Newsvine - anus</title><link>http://www.newsvine.com/anus</link><description>Newsvine - anus</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2013</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 12:21:46 +0000</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 01:54:47 +0000</pubDate><generator>http://www.newsvine.com</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><item><title>Saving the Lives of Moms</title>
<description><![CDATA[
Mahabouba smelled foul, and villagers thought she had been cursed by God. They put her in a hut at the edge of the village and took off the door &mdash; so the hyenas would get her that night.
When the hyenas came, Mahabouba used a stick to fend them off. The next morning she &nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benno Hansen]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Benno Hansen]]></source><link>http://benno.newsvine.com/_news/2012/05/13/11683679-saving-the-lives-of-moms</link><guid>http://benno.newsvine.com/_news/2012/05/13/11683679-saving-the-lives-of-moms</guid><category>health</category><category>injury</category><category>birth</category><category>mothers</category><category>vagina</category><category>anus</category><category>fistula</category><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 12:21:33 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>College student sues after bottle rocket goes off in another student's rectum</title>
<description><![CDATA[
Okay everyone, here&rsquo;s why you shouldn&rsquo;t shove random objects up your arse. Not only can you injure yourself, you can also potentially injure others.
A college student from West Virginia is...
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erica S.]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Erica S.]]></source><link>http://kissmeimabbw.newsvine.com/_news/2012/02/04/10319897-college-student-sues-after-bottle-rocket-goes-off-in-another-students-rectum</link><guid>http://kissmeimabbw.newsvine.com/_news/2012/02/04/10319897-college-student-sues-after-bottle-rocket-goes-off-in-another-students-rectum</guid><category>accident</category><category>lawsuit</category><category>fraternity</category><category>odd</category><category>odd-news</category><category>west-virginia</category><category>travis-hughes</category><category>college-student</category><category>ass</category><category>marshall-university</category><category>anus</category><category>bottle-rocket</category><category>rectum</category><category>louis-helmburg-iii</category><pubDate>Sat, 4 Feb 2012 23:32:11 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Why He Runs: Rick Santorum's Own 'Fetus Jar' Story ~~~ Do Iowan Caucusers Remember This?  Rick and the Fetus Gabriel</title>
<description><![CDATA[... when his wife miscarried in 1996, they didn&rsquo;t stick the thing in a jar and put it on display.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[jade-log]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[jade-log]]></source><link>http://jade-log.newsvine.com/_news/2012/01/01/9875465-why-he-runs-rick-santorums-own-fetus-jar-story-do-iowan-caucusers-remember-this-rick-and-the-fetus-gabriel</link><guid>http://jade-log.newsvine.com/_news/2012/01/01/9875465-why-he-runs-rick-santorums-own-fetus-jar-story-do-iowan-caucusers-remember-this-rick-and-the-fetus-gabriel</guid><category>politics</category><category>rick-santorum</category><category>anus</category><category>lgbts</category><category>family-moment</category><category>fetus-gabriel</category><category>gabriel-photos</category><category>soft-speech</category><category>twenty-wk-old-fetus-baby</category><category>partial-birth-abor</category><category>gods-messages</category><pubDate>Sun, 1 Jan 2012 19:45:44 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=jade-logC20650A9-EF9A-E177-55B3-FC6F479C7E70.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="206" width="192" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=jade-logC20650A9-EF9A-E177-55B3-FC6F479C7E70.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="129" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Deputies Find Drugs, Paraphenalia &amp; More During Strip Search Of Woman</title>
<description><![CDATA[ZEPHYRHILLS, Fla. - Pasco County Sheriff's deputies arrested a woman in Zephryhills, and added more charges after a strip search at the Land O' Lakes Jail.

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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2011/03/19/6301029-deputies-find-drugs-paraphenalia-more-during-strip-search-of-woman</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2011/03/19/6301029-deputies-find-drugs-paraphenalia-more-during-strip-search-of-woman</guid><category>arrested</category><category>jail</category><category>passenger</category><category>woman</category><category>bags</category><category>crime</category><category>ball</category><category>us-news</category><category>bra</category><category>methamphetamine</category><category>strip-search</category><category>false-identification</category><category>spoon</category><category>nervous</category><category>deputies</category><category>vagina</category><category>syringes</category><category>traffic-stop</category><category>anus</category><category>several</category><category>tin-foil</category><category>more-charges</category><category>sherese-hutchinson</category><pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 09:47:46 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>A happy ending to farmer's anus woes </title>
<description><![CDATA[A farmer from Jiayu county of Hubei Province has lived 55 years without an anus, after being born with congenital anal atresia in the Wuhan Union Hospital. But now doctors have reshaped a new fundament for him in January.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[rwarner]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[rwarner]]></source><link>http://warners.newsvine.com/_news/2011/02/28/6151803-a-happy-ending-to-farmers-anus-woes</link><guid>http://warners.newsvine.com/_news/2011/02/28/6151803-a-happy-ending-to-farmers-anus-woes</guid><category>farmer</category><category>odd-news</category><category>anus</category><pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 15:11:37 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Junk in the Trunk: Inmate Stuffed 30 Items Up His Behind - Man had drugs, condom and lip balm in his secret place</title>
<description><![CDATA[A Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was taking the term "fanny pack" a little too literally.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erica S.]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Erica S.]]></source><link>http://kissmeimabbw.newsvine.com/_news/2011/02/15/6061067-junk-in-the-trunk-inmate-stuffed-30-items-up-his-behind-man-had-drugs-condom-and-lip-balm-in-his-secret-place</link><guid>http://kissmeimabbw.newsvine.com/_news/2011/02/15/6061067-junk-in-the-trunk-inmate-stuffed-30-items-up-his-behind-man-had-drugs-condom-and-lip-balm-in-his-secret-place</guid><category>drugs</category><category>jail</category><category>man</category><category>odd</category><category>odd-news</category><category>inmate</category><category>crime</category><category>condom</category><category>wtf</category><category>contraband</category><category>anus</category><category>rectum</category><category>lip-balm</category><category>neil-lansing</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 00:49:01 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Investigation over referees who pushed bottle up colleague's butt</title>
<description><![CDATA[Seven soccer referees are being investigated by prosecutors after a drunken attack on a colleague who claims they pushed a bottle up his bottom for a prank at a sports school in Saarbruecken, Germany.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></source><link>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2010/06/07/4476301-investigation-over-referees-who-pushed-bottle-up-colleagues-butt</link><guid>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2010/06/07/4476301-investigation-over-referees-who-pushed-bottle-up-colleagues-butt</guid><category>germany</category><category>odd-news</category><category>bottle</category><category>bottom</category><category>ass</category><category>bum</category><category>referees</category><category>arse</category><category>butt</category><category>anus</category><category>colleague</category><pubDate>Mon, 7 Jun 2010 22:09:55 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>The pub that's shaped like a rectum.... and other weird sculptures</title>
<description><![CDATA[At some point, everyone's been in a bar they thought should be called the backside of the world.

But modern artist Joep van Lieshout has gone one better to create the BarRectum at an exhibition in the Austrian capital Vienna.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></source><link>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2010/03/02/3968413-the-pub-thats-shaped-like-a-rectum-and-other-weird-sculptures</link><guid>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2010/03/02/3968413-the-pub-thats-shaped-like-a-rectum-and-other-weird-sculptures</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>bar</category><category>dutch</category><category>pub</category><category>anus</category><category>rectum</category><category>joep-van-lieshout</category><pubDate>Tue, 2 Mar 2010 12:23:35 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Detroit cops sued for forced cavity searches</title>
<description><![CDATA[Eleven Black men have sued two White Detroit police officers they claim raped them in public, performing forced anal cavity searches. Several say officers Michael Osman and Michael Parish also fondled their genitals, and one says his 15-year-old daughter was forced to watch.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[blinkin]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[blinkin]]></source><link>http://jg2090.newsvine.com/_news/2009/08/23/3183101-detroit-cops-sued-for-forced-cavity-searches</link><guid>http://jg2090.newsvine.com/_news/2009/08/23/3183101-detroit-cops-sued-for-forced-cavity-searches</guid><category>police</category><category>cop</category><category>rape</category><category>racism</category><category>violation</category><category>us-news</category><category>officer</category><category>racial-profiling</category><category>anus</category><category>cavity-search</category><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:31:19 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Special toilet seat helps Constipated People</title>
<description><![CDATA[It looks like an ordinary toilet seat, except for a protrusion at the back that fits between the tailbone and the anus.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[blinkin]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[blinkin]]></source><link>http://jg2090.newsvine.com/_news/2009/08/23/3183086-special-toilet-seat-helps-constipated-people</link><guid>http://jg2090.newsvine.com/_news/2009/08/23/3183086-special-toilet-seat-helps-constipated-people</guid><category>toilet</category><category>health</category><category>piles</category><category>constipation</category><category>anus</category><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:24:56 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Barney Frank, Mascot? Part I</title>
<description><![CDATA[RELATED ARTICLE
Barney should be the mascot of the Democratic Party.
Medical questions about homosexuals in the military. 
 I am stating that Barney Frank is a medical risk just like homosexuals in the military are a medical risk. 90% of homosexuals engage in anal intercourse.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Wolf Wolfman]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Wolf Wolfman]]></source><link>http://goluckydonald.newsvine.com/_news/2009/08/11/3142005-barney-frank-mascot-part-i</link><guid>http://goluckydonald.newsvine.com/_news/2009/08/11/3142005-barney-frank-mascot-part-i</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:59:44 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_post</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=http3A2F2Fwww.newsvine.com2F_vine2Fimages2Fusers2Fgoluckydonald2F3142589.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="300" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=http3A2F2Fwww.newsvine.com2F_vine2Fimages2Fusers2Fgoluckydonald2F3142589.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="90" /><media:description type="plain">&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/sookie/254118382/sizes/m&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/sookie/254118382/sizes/m&quot;&gt;http://www.flickr.com/photos/sookie/254118382/sizes/m&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/sookie/&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;416style&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/sookie/254118382/sizes/m/#cc_license#cc_license&quot;&gt;Creative Commons license&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Barney Mascot? Homosexual?&lt;/p&gt;</media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>This sign will make ya'all mighty hungry!</title>
<description><![CDATA[I always wondered what happened to that part of the cow.....McDonalds' the perfect "no waste" choice!]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2009/08/01/3104610-this-sign-will-make-yaall-mighty-hungry</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2009/08/01/3104610-this-sign-will-make-yaall-mighty-hungry</guid><category>mcdonalds</category><category>mispelled</category><category>odd-news</category><category>burger</category><category>sign</category><category>funny</category><category>yummy</category><category>anus</category><pubDate>Sat, 1 Aug 2009 21:51:51 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_post</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=http3A2F2Fwww.newsvine.com2F_vine2Fimages2Fusers2Fmaddad04672F3104624.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="240" width="320" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=http3A2F2Fwww.newsvine.com2F_vine2Fimages2Fusers2Fmaddad04672F3104624.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="90" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Stripper Rapes Best Man with Dildo at Bachelor Party: Faces Charges</title>
<description><![CDATA[A bucks' night (Austrailian bachelor party) stripper accused of rape told her alleged victim "it was just a joke" after he complained about being violated by a sex toy.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Greg Stocks CRNA EJD]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Greg Stocks CRNA EJD]]></source><link>http://lawmedconsult.newsvine.com/_news/2009/08/01/3103256-stripper-rapes-best-man-with-dildo-at-bachelor-party-faces-charges</link><guid>http://lawmedconsult.newsvine.com/_news/2009/08/01/3103256-stripper-rapes-best-man-with-dildo-at-bachelor-party-faces-charges</guid><category>odd</category><category>odd-news</category><category>rape</category><category>stripper</category><category>weird</category><category>anal</category><category>bizarre</category><category>dildo</category><category>anus</category><category>best-man</category><category>bachelor-party</category><pubDate>Sat, 1 Aug 2009 14:25:39 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>UPDATE: Clare men accused of burning boy's anus with propane torch charged - Saginaw News - The Latest News, Blogs, Photos &amp; Videos â�� MLive.com</title>
<description><![CDATA[Two men accused of  punishing a young boy with a propane torch for pooping his pants.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Rsunset]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Rsunset]]></source><link>http://dadsview.newsvine.com/_news/2009/04/27/2736756-update-clare-men-accused-of-burning-boys-anus-with-propane-torch-charged-saginaw-news-the-latest-news-blogs-photos-videos-mlivecom</link><guid>http://dadsview.newsvine.com/_news/2009/04/27/2736756-update-clare-men-accused-of-burning-boys-anus-with-propane-torch-charged-saginaw-news-the-latest-news-blogs-photos-videos-mlivecom</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>child-abuse</category><category>anus</category><category>potty-training</category><category>propane-torch</category><pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 06:40:16 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Perv caught with torch up bum</title>
<description><![CDATA[Excerpt: A Perv caught naked at a beauty spot with a torch stuck up his bum — told cops he was depressed
. 
Herbert Boothroyd, 61, said he had wanted to "cheer himself up". ]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erica S.]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Erica S.]]></source><link>http://kissmeimabbw.newsvine.com/_news/2009/03/31/2623626-perv-caught-with-torch-up-bum</link><guid>http://kissmeimabbw.newsvine.com/_news/2009/03/31/2623626-perv-caught-with-torch-up-bum</guid><category>naked</category><category>sex</category><category>odd</category><category>news</category><category>odd-news</category><category>caught</category><category>crazy</category><category>united-kingdom</category><category>torch</category><category>depression</category><category>uk</category><category>weird</category><category>sexual</category><category>depressed</category><category>bizarre</category><category>unusual</category><category>strange</category><category>ass</category><category>freak</category><category>herbert</category><category>off-beat</category><category>flashlight</category><category>pervert</category><category>weird-news</category><category>inserts</category><category>anus</category><category>surrey</category><category>weirdness</category><category>gratification</category><category>guildford</category><category>inserting</category><category>boothroyd</category><category>sexual-gratification</category><category>up-his-bum</category><category>herbert-boothroyd</category><category>inserted</category><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:57:08 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Air pistol up anus may not be the best way to cool off</title>
<description><![CDATA[Excerpt: Denis Schwarz, a 25-year-old German steel foundry worker, has been sentenced to nine months in jail for shooting an air pistol up his friend's anus, causing his intestines to rupture.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erica S.]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Erica S.]]></source><link>http://kissmeimabbw.newsvine.com/_news/2009/02/19/2452473-air-pistol-up-anus-may-not-be-the-best-way-to-cool-off</link><guid>http://kissmeimabbw.newsvine.com/_news/2009/02/19/2452473-air-pistol-up-anus-may-not-be-the-best-way-to-cool-off</guid><category>people</category><category>shooting</category><category>jail</category><category>air</category><category>removed</category><category>victims</category><category>man</category><category>blast</category><category>odd</category><category>news</category><category>bust</category><category>odd-news</category><category>work</category><category>gun</category><category>victim</category><category>crazy</category><category>friends</category><category>blasts</category><category>weird</category><category>schwarz</category><category>german</category><category>stupid</category><category>bizarre</category><category>burst</category><category>bleeding</category><category>strange</category><category>remove</category><category>dumb</category><category>busted</category><category>friend</category><category>pistol</category><category>oddball</category><category>ass</category><category>stupid-people</category><category>bum</category><category>off-beat</category><category>cooling</category><category>weird-news</category><category>asshole</category><category>sweaty</category><category>nutty</category><category>buttocks</category><category>denis</category><category>caused</category><category>removing</category><category>anus</category><category>rupture</category><category>intestine</category><category>co-worker</category><category>weirdness</category><category>internal-bleeding</category><category>intestines</category><category>causing</category><category>cool-down</category><category>air-gun</category><category>bursting</category><category>air-pistol</category><category>denis-schwarz</category><category>steel-worker</category><category>up-his-friend-s-anus</category><category>ruptures</category><category>cool-off</category><category>large-intestine</category><category>air-pistol-up-anus</category><pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 07:58:04 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Doctors get to bottom of hairspray x-ray</title>
<description><![CDATA[It's a medical mystery that surgeons never got to the bottom of in a hospital casualty room - how a woman patient ended up with a can of hairspray up her backside. ]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></source><link>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2009/01/08/2287119-doctors-get-to-bottom-of-hairspray-x-ray</link><guid>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2009/01/08/2287119-doctors-get-to-bottom-of-hairspray-x-ray</guid><category>health</category><category>arse</category><category>rear</category><category>anus</category><category>backside</category><category>aerosol</category><category>rectum</category><category>hairpsray</category><pubDate>Thu, 8 Jan 2009 08:41:26 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum </title>
<description><![CDATA[A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></source><link>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2008/10/31/2058881-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum</link><guid>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2008/10/31/2058881-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>potato</category><category>bottom</category><category>bum</category><category>arse</category><category>rear</category><category>anus</category><category>vicar</category><category>backside</category><category>rectum</category><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:34:08 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Hospital mix up... woman goes in for leg surgery, comes out with new anus</title>
<description><![CDATA[A German pensioner is suing a hospital after she checked in for an operation on her leg - and woke up to find she had been given a new anus.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></source><link>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2008/03/26/1392221-hospital-mix-up-woman-goes-in-for-leg-surgery-comes-out-with-new-anus</link><guid>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2008/03/26/1392221-hospital-mix-up-woman-goes-in-for-leg-surgery-comes-out-with-new-anus</guid><category>germany</category><category>leg</category><category>health</category><category>patient</category><category>woman</category><category>mix-up</category><category>anus</category><pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:06:41 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Bummer!  Now It's Your Turn</title>
<description><![CDATA[This is a public service announcement.   

My (much missed) father died of Colon cancer  15 years ago.   ]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[chill]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[chill]]></source><link>http://chill888.newsvine.com/_news/2008/02/05/1279284-bummer-now-its-your-turn</link><guid>http://chill888.newsvine.com/_news/2008/02/05/1279284-bummer-now-its-your-turn</guid><category>colon</category><category>odd-news</category><category>ass</category><category>bum</category><category>butt</category><category>anus</category><category>intestine</category><category>colonoscopy</category><category>rectum-damn-near-killed-him</category><pubDate>Tue, 5 Feb 2008 13:51:52 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_post</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=http3A2F2Fwww.newsvine.com2F_vine2Fimages2Fusers2Fchill8882F1279285.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="380" width="380" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=http3A2F2Fwww.newsvine.com2F_vine2Fimages2Fusers2Fchill8882F1279285.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="120" /><media:description type="plain">&lt;p&gt;Research into the right Nurse is essential&lt;/p&gt;</media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Thieves push Pepsi bottle up man's bum </title>
<description><![CDATA[Pity this chap from Pakistan....

He sought treatment because he claimed - are you ready for this? - thieves had inserted a Pepsi bottle into his anus before stealing two of his buffalo.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[cartooncat]]></source><link>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2007/11/21/1113248-thieves-push-pepsi-bottle-up-mans-bum</link><guid>http://cartooncat.newsvine.com/_news/2007/11/21/1113248-thieves-push-pepsi-bottle-up-mans-bum</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>buffalo</category><category>bottom</category><category>ass</category><category>bum</category><category>thieves</category><category>asshole</category><category>arse</category><category>rear</category><category>anus</category><category>pepsi-bottle</category><pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:03:29 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>You have the right to ring, up your butt</title>
<description><![CDATA[Martin Mahoney, a convicted burglar had hidden the mobile phone inside his anus to hide it during a routine prison search.  Martin needed over 200 stiches and part of his bladder removed to get the phone out]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[ryan444123]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[ryan444123]]></source><link>http://ryan444123.newsvine.com/_news/2007/06/19/790605-you-have-the-right-to-ring-up-your-butt</link><guid>http://ryan444123.newsvine.com/_news/2007/06/19/790605-you-have-the-right-to-ring-up-your-butt</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>mobile-phone</category><category>bizare</category><category>anus</category><category>inappropriate-hiding-place</category><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:34:05 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Where's &quot;Angus&quot; meat from? Jack In The Box Would &quot;Rather Not&quot; Guess</title>
<description><![CDATA[The parent company of the Carl's Jr. and Hardee's fast food chains sued rival Jack In The Box Inc. on Friday to stop TV ads that it says suggest Carl's Jr. and Hardee's use cow anus to make Angus beef hamburgers. ]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[TheDouginator]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[TheDouginator]]></source><link>http://thedouginator.newsvine.com/_news/2007/05/28/743086-wheres-angus-meat-from-jack-in-the-box-would-rather-not-guess</link><guid>http://thedouginator.newsvine.com/_news/2007/05/28/743086-wheres-angus-meat-from-jack-in-the-box-would-rather-not-guess</guid><category>meat</category><category>us-news</category><category>jack-in-the-box</category><category>anus</category><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 13:45:00 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Rectal Exams, Hot Chicks, and the Meaning of Life</title>
<description><![CDATA[I just survived a near death experience.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[chill]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[chill]]></source><link>http://chill888.newsvine.com/_news/2007/03/16/617817-rectal-exams-hot-chicks-and-the-meaning-of-life</link><guid>http://chill888.newsvine.com/_news/2007/03/16/617817-rectal-exams-hot-chicks-and-the-meaning-of-life</guid><category>colon</category><category>health</category><category>hot-chicks</category><category>ass</category><category>bum</category><category>butt</category><category>anus</category><category>rectum</category><category>sponge-bath</category><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 20:19:46 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_post</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=http3A2F2Fwww.newsvine.com2F_vine2Fimages2Fusers2Fchill8882F617823.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="400" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=http3A2F2Fwww.newsvine.com2F_vine2Fimages2Fusers2Fchill8882F617823.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="120" /><media:description type="plain">&lt;p&gt;Time for another sponge bath&lt;/p&gt;</media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Woman Seriously Injured after Lightning Passes throuh her Anus</title>
<description><![CDATA[I don't even want to imagine what that felt like.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tyler Wise]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Tyler Wise]]></source><link>http://badtaste.newsvine.com/_news/2006/10/11/396097-woman-seriously-injured-after-lightning-passes-throuh-her-anus</link><guid>http://badtaste.newsvine.com/_news/2006/10/11/396097-woman-seriously-injured-after-lightning-passes-throuh-her-anus</guid><category>lightning</category><category>us-news</category><category>anus</category><pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 20:49:00 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item></channel></rss>