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would forage in the open during daylight, but here they're clustered together away from the den's entrance, and appear to be very anxious.</p><p>3) Looking around carefully, it became obvious what had upset the colony. A pack member, perhaps a juvenile, had been surprised in the open by an unidentified predator and killed with a single viscous bite.</p><p>4) There are two related species of 'Salt-marsh Peeps'. The first, [low in the center of the photo], lives and nests in tall Cord-grasses and Phragmites...</p><p>5) ...where they try to quietly raise a single chick each nesting season, while hoping to stay out of sight and not be noticed.<br /> Since they're bright purple that doesn't often work out.</p><p>6) The second type of the Salt-marsh Peeps can often be found hunting on oyster-beds at low tide. These are the boldest of the peeps, risking a fatal immersion if the tide rises too quickly to escape. </p><p>7) The 'Common Yellow Peeps', also known as 'Peepakeets', are the most well recognized peep, nesting in trees, or peep-houses that are set at least five feet above ground.</p><p>8) Check your most colorful spring flowers carefully, Common Yellow Peeps like to roost in them.</p><p>9) Nesting exclusively in Red Cedars are the 'Blue Tree Peeps'...why Red Cedars? I have no idea, ask someone else.</p><p>10) 'Pink Bunny Peeps' are the only truly nocturnal species, never appearing in daylight because, well, they're bright pink, they stand out. </p><p>11) It's possible to get photographs of them though, by baiting the entrance to their burrow with a fresh carrot, and staying very still until they emerge and begin feeding like small sugary vegetarian Piranhas. Stay away from them, they stick to your shoes.</p>