<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:activity="http://activitystrea.ms/spec/1.0/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Newsvine - monkey</title><link>http://www.newsvine.com/monkey</link><description>Newsvine - monkey</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2013</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 9 Apr 2013 05:18:05 +0000</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 08:26:01 +0000</pubDate><generator>http://www.newsvine.com</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><item><title>Statue Unveiled To Boozy Monkey Tojo </title>
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A WAR mascot monkey which died 70 years ago in a suspected booze-fuelled US army lockdown in Ireland has been immortalised.The statue of Tojo the monkey was unveiled in Clonakilty, Co Cork, where he and an American Air Force crew made an emergency landing in a warplane in 1943
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Wise Wizard]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[The Wise Wizard]]></source><link>http://thewisewizard.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/09/17664161-statue-unveiled-to-boozy-monkey-tojo</link><guid>http://thewisewizard.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/09/17664161-statue-unveiled-to-boozy-monkey-tojo</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>world-war-ii</category><category>monkey</category><category>alcohol</category><category>1943</category><category>cork-ireland</category><category>ireland-tojo</category><category>u-s-airforc</category><category>air-force-crashes-plane-in-ireland</category><category>tojo-statue</category><pubDate>Tue, 9 Apr 2013 05:16:28 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=TheWiseWizardCE922CC3-0E82-2DE1-919D-C6945E1D6CF9.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="230" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=TheWiseWizardCE922CC3-0E82-2DE1-919D-C6945E1D6CF9.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="69" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Monkey chatter smacks of human speech - latimes.com</title>
<description><![CDATA[Here is one theory of how humans may have moved from vocalizations to true speech based upon an analysis of Monkey vocalization patterns.
Let's hope they are not talking about us!]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[blinkin]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[blinkin]]></source><link>http://jg2090.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/08/17659539-monkey-chatter-smacks-of-human-speech-latimescom</link><guid>http://jg2090.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/08/17659539-monkey-chatter-smacks-of-human-speech-latimescom</guid><category>evolution</category><category>animal</category><category>human</category><category>speech</category><category>science</category><category>monkey</category><category>voice</category><category>anthropology</category><pubDate>Mon, 8 Apr 2013 21:54:59 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=jg2090E5E6628D-D303-7D4A-2FC0-C00A0C4341E4.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="225" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=jg2090E5E6628D-D303-7D4A-2FC0-C00A0C4341E4.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="68" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>North Korea vows to send elephant into space</title>
<description><![CDATA[PYONGYANG: The North Korean government finally reacted to the recent launch of a monkey into space by the Iranian government by vowing that they would do better.
In a statement published by the government, the regime vowed to "concentrate all of our mightiest efforts into showing&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Leafydebater]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Leafydebater]]></source><link>http://leafydebater.newsvine.com/_news/2013/02/05/16854594-north-korea-vows-to-send-elephant-into-space</link><guid>http://leafydebater.newsvine.com/_news/2013/02/05/16854594-north-korea-vows-to-send-elephant-into-space</guid><category>iran</category><category>space</category><category>satellite</category><category>nasa</category><category>north-korea</category><category>elephant</category><category>rocket</category><category>program</category><category>launch</category><category>monkey</category><category>world-news</category><category>satire</category><category>lp</category><category>vow</category><category>pyongyang</category><category>kim-jonh-un</category><pubDate>Tue, 5 Feb 2013 17:31:34 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_post</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Iran &amp;#039;sends monkey into space&amp;#039; - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)</title>
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"The monkey which was sent in this launch landed safely and alive and this is a big step for our experts and scientists."
Iranian state television showed still pictures of the capsule and of a monkey being fitted with a vest and then placed in a device similar to a child's car&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Chamomile Tea]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Chamomile Tea]]></source><link>http://chamomiletea.newsvine.com/_news/2013/01/31/16781608-iran-sends-monkey-into-space-abc-news-australian-broadcasting-corporation</link><guid>http://chamomiletea.newsvine.com/_news/2013/01/31/16781608-iran-sends-monkey-into-space-abc-news-australian-broadcasting-corporation</guid><category>iran</category><category>space</category><category>science</category><category>monkey</category><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2013 05:11:56 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=chamomiletea558B9AD7-F9F6-D05B-9CBB-0E25511D5A4D.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="79" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=chamomiletea558B9AD7-F9F6-D05B-9CBB-0E25511D5A4D.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="24" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>   Ikea monkey moves into sanctuary as &amp;#8216;home video&amp;#8217; emerges | Metro UK </title>
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Five-month-old rhesus macaque Darwin became an internet hit after photos of him in the Toronto furniture store appeared online.
He is due to be housed by the Story Book Farm Primate Sanctuary in Sunderland, Ontario, after his owners surrendered the monkey.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[manzil]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[manzil]]></source><link>http://manzil.newsvine.com/_news/2012/12/11/15840658-ikea-monkey-moves-into-sanctuary-as-home-video-emerges-metro-uk</link><guid>http://manzil.newsvine.com/_news/2012/12/11/15840658-ikea-monkey-moves-into-sanctuary-as-home-video-emerges-metro-uk</guid><category>monkey</category><category>world-news</category><category>macaque-darwin</category><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:41:26 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=manzil458AA597-2092-5A59-B105-297625A5A427.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="225" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=manzil458AA597-2092-5A59-B105-297625A5A427.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="68" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>UPDATE: Man Accused of Killing Monkey Doesn't Face Animal Cruelty Charge, Yet </title>
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BOISE -- The Fruitland man accused of killing a patas monkey at Zoo Boise on Saturday faces several criminal charges, but cruelty to animals is not one of them. Michael Watkins is charged with burglary and grand theft.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/11/21/15321924-update-man-accused-of-killing-monkey-doesnt-face-animal-cruelty-charge-yet</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/11/21/15321924-update-man-accused-of-killing-monkey-doesnt-face-animal-cruelty-charge-yet</guid><category>animals</category><category>zoo</category><category>man</category><category>charged</category><category>accused</category><category>prosecutor</category><category>killing</category><category>burglary</category><category>odd-news</category><category>crime</category><category>monkey</category><category>cruelty</category><category>arested</category><category>grand-theft</category><pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 05:06:40 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad0467BDD5F1ED-AF54-6451-4A09-9E7FD0B3622D.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="112" width="200" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad0467BDD5F1ED-AF54-6451-4A09-9E7FD0B3622D.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="68" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Suspects Break-In to Zoo, Monkey Found Dead</title>
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BOISE, ID - A break-in at Zoo Boise early Saturday left a Patas monkey dead from blunt force trauma to the head and neck and police were analyzing blood found at the scene to determine if it came from the monkey or one of two human intruders.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/11/18/15254692-suspects-break-in-to-zoo-monkey-found-dead</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/11/18/15254692-suspects-break-in-to-zoo-monkey-found-dead</guid><category>police</category><category>zoo</category><category>killed</category><category>found</category><category>odd-news</category><category>crime</category><category>dying</category><category>searching</category><category>suspects</category><category>monkey</category><category>trauma</category><category>wtf</category><category>fled</category><category>blunt-force</category><category>broke-in</category><pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2012 11:37:50 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad04678515A1BD-35BF-7067-A280-C8B19F954068.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="240" width="320" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad04678515A1BD-35BF-7067-A280-C8B19F954068.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="90" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>UPDATE: &quot;Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay&quot; Diagnosed With Herpes B, But Doing Well &amp; Still Under Quarantine</title>
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Cornelius, the "mystery monkey of Tampa Bay," was tested positive for Herpes B but is otherwise doing pretty well in quarantine. He's in a cage, eating bananas and surrounded by other monkeys.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/11/02/14884826-update-mystery-monkey-of-tampa-bay-diagnosed-with-herpes-b-but-doing-well-still-under-quarantine</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/11/02/14884826-update-mystery-monkey-of-tampa-bay-diagnosed-with-herpes-b-but-doing-well-still-under-quarantine</guid><category>mystery</category><category>under</category><category>quarantine</category><category>odd-news</category><category>well</category><category>monkey</category><category>update</category><category>b</category><category>herpes</category><category>positive</category><category>tampa-aby</category><pubDate>Fri, 2 Nov 2012 18:12:10 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad04676908BB5B-A0B5-7F18-864F-825E06E8EC4B.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="240" width="320" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad04676908BB5B-A0B5-7F18-864F-825E06E8EC4B.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="90" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>'Mystery Monkey' Captured in Florida </title>
<description><![CDATA[The mystery monkey of Tampa Bay, who became a local celebrity, has been captured after spending two years on the lam.
Officials from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission  waited four hours for the wild rhesus macaque to appear in an area where  it had been seen &nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Beaches 360]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[The Beaches 360]]></source><link>http://the-beaches-360.newsvine.com/_news/2012/10/26/14723662-mystery-monkey-captured-in-florida</link><guid>http://the-beaches-360.newsvine.com/_news/2012/10/26/14723662-mystery-monkey-captured-in-florida</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>monkey</category><category>escaped</category><category>tampa</category><category>two-years</category><category>on-the-run</category><category>fugitive-primate</category><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:37:55 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>BREAKING NEWS: 'Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay' Caught!!</title>
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SAFETY HARBOR, Fla. - The elusive 'Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay' has been caught.  We caught sight of him mid-afternoon Wednesday at the Animal Hospital of Northwood, where he was brought by the veterinarian who tranquilized him earlier.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/10/24/14675231-breaking-news-mystery-monkey-of-tampa-bay-caught</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/10/24/14675231-breaking-news-mystery-monkey-of-tampa-bay-caught</guid><category>home</category><category>mystery</category><category>odd-news</category><category>tests</category><category>tampa-bay</category><category>caught</category><category>monkey</category><category>find</category><category>hold</category><category>tranquilized</category><category>blodd</category><category>commentid-odd-news</category><category>30days</category><pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:33:50 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad0467C0A3DD09-BED9-6AD5-F3C6-51DBB5B798F4.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="240" width="320" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad0467C0A3DD09-BED9-6AD5-F3C6-51DBB5B798F4.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="90" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Trapper Using Monkey to Lure &amp; Catch 'Mystery Monkey' </title>
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An animal trapper is using a male monkey to try to catch a wild monkey in St. Petersburg that has been on the lam for two years.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/10/23/14642992-trapper-using-monkey-to-lure-catch-mystery-monkey</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/10/23/14642992-trapper-using-monkey-to-lure-catch-mystery-monkey</guid><category>food</category><category>mystery</category><category>odd-news</category><category>using</category><category>monkey</category><category>male</category><category>trapped</category><category>catch</category><category>companionship</category><category>trap</category><category>fish-and-wildlife</category><category>lure</category><category>contracted</category><category>commentid-odd-news</category><category>tampa-aby</category><pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:51:26 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad0467D29D0C27-6349-BEAE-425D-24F39BA0A460.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="225" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad0467D29D0C27-6349-BEAE-425D-24F39BA0A460.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="68" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay Attacks Elderly Woman </title>
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ST. PETERSBURG, Florida -- The mystery monkey of Tampa Bay has been a celebrity for more than three years now. He has been seen all over the Bay area, he has his own Facebook page, and he's been a popular resident in south St. Petersburg...until now.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/10/10/14338027-mystery-monkey-of-tampa-bay-attacks-elderly-woman</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/10/10/14338027-mystery-monkey-of-tampa-bay-attacks-elderly-woman</guid><category>mystery</category><category>elderly</category><category>attacked</category><category>celebrity</category><category>woman</category><category>odd-news</category><category>tampa-bay</category><category>monkey</category><category>years</category><category>page</category><category>facebook</category><category>residence</category><category>bit</category><category>loose</category><category>scratched</category><pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 10:44:08 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad0467CDD70632-78F3-6364-8194-CCBF20AF672C.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="50" width="89" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad0467CDD70632-78F3-6364-8194-CCBF20AF672C.jpg&amp;width=120" width="89" height="50" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Pet Monkey on House Arrest After Attack </title>
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MERRITT ISLAND, Fla. - A 19-year-old pet monkey is on house arrest after he bit a man on Merritt Island during the weekend, officials said.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/10/02/14181694-pet-monkey-on-house-arrest-after-attack</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/10/02/14181694-pet-monkey-on-house-arrest-after-attack</guid><category>home</category><category>car</category><category>man</category><category>odd-news</category><category>beach</category><category>monkey</category><category>owners</category><category>weekend</category><category>pet</category><category>startled</category><category>biting</category><category>house-arrest</category><pubDate>Tue, 2 Oct 2012 13:16:10 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad0467330D38D6-F195-A8EB-70AD-41786EDA1010.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="225" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad0467330D38D6-F195-A8EB-70AD-41786EDA1010.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="68" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman </title>
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&ldquo;This kind of animal is never meant to be kept domestically. It is illegal," Anderson said. "It lived on a diet including Frosted Flakes and juice. We strongly discourage the keeping of any such animal."He added: "And that is entirely the wrong kind of diet.&rdquo;
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[The Wise Wizard]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[The Wise Wizard]]></source><link>http://thewisewizard.newsvine.com/_news/2012/09/10/13783048-illegal-monkey-living-on-frosted-flakes-bites-woman</link><guid>http://thewisewizard.newsvine.com/_news/2012/09/10/13783048-illegal-monkey-living-on-frosted-flakes-bites-woman</guid><category>animals</category><category>odd-news</category><category>monkey</category><category>juice</category><category>paso-robles</category><category>frosted-flakes</category><category>poor-diet</category><category>illegal-monkey</category><category>monkey-bites-woman</category><pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2012 17:02:47 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=TheWiseWizard6DB86A44-B670-C69E-91F9-F0919D3DEE7A.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="180" width="180" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=TheWiseWizard6DB86A44-B670-C69E-91F9-F0919D3DEE7A.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="120" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Airport Guards: Man Hid Rare Primate in Pants </title>
<description><![CDATA[NEW DELHI (CNN) &mdash; 
He had a primate in his underpants.

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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/09/10/13778070-airport-guards-man-hid-rare-primate-in-pants</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/09/10/13778070-airport-guards-man-hid-rare-primate-in-pants</guid><category>underwear</category><category>airport</category><category>rare</category><category>man</category><category>odd-news</category><category>crime</category><category>monkey</category><category>pants</category><category>pass</category><category>primate</category><category>attempted</category><category>secuity</category><category>hid</category><pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2012 11:39:04 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad04679FA490CA-AD11-BC87-ACE6-1D080587EA7D.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="225" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad04679FA490CA-AD11-BC87-ACE6-1D080587EA7D.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="68" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>'Aggressive' Monkey Has Florida Neighborhood on Alert: Update: Captured</title>
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SANFORD --&nbsp; An aggressive monkey, according to Florida Fish and Wildlife, is on the loose in Seminole County.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/09/09/13764685-aggressive-monkey-has-florida-neighborhood-on-alert-update-captured</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/09/09/13764685-aggressive-monkey-has-florida-neighborhood-on-alert-update-captured</guid><category>florida</category><category>one</category><category>wildlife</category><category>odd-news</category><category>searching</category><category>neighborhood</category><category>monkey</category><category>bit</category><category>aggressive</category><category>witnesses</category><category>loose</category><category>officals</category><category>at-least</category><pubDate>Sun, 9 Sep 2012 21:48:49 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>NBC: 'No Offense Intended' With Monkey Gymnastics Ad </title>
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"Much of America has fallen in love with Gabby Douglas," Costas said. "Also safe to say that there are some young African-American girls out there who tonight are saying to themselves, 'Hey, I'd like to try that, too.'"
Then NBC switched to the commercial with the small, widel&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cornhusker4Palin]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Cornhusker4Palin]]></source><link>http://cornhusker4palin.newsvine.com/_news/2012/08/04/13120504-nbc-no-offense-intended-with-monkey-gymnastics-ad</link><guid>http://cornhusker4palin.newsvine.com/_news/2012/08/04/13120504-nbc-no-offense-intended-with-monkey-gymnastics-ad</guid><category>sports</category><category>olympics</category><category>ad</category><category>monkey</category><category>nbc</category><category>bob-costas</category><category>media-outrage</category><category>lamestream-media</category><category>african-american-gymnast</category><pubDate>Sat, 4 Aug 2012 17:46:06 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=cornhusker4palin416C94C1-111B-F314-4D2D-5908A6D86B4C.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="300" width="300" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=cornhusker4palin416C94C1-111B-F314-4D2D-5908A6D86B4C.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="120" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Custody Battle Over Pet Monkey | Video Report</title>
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/07/30/13032782-custody-battle-over-pet-monkey-video-report</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/07/30/13032782-custody-battle-over-pet-monkey-video-report</guid><category>report</category><category>custody</category><category>court</category><category>battle</category><category>odd-news</category><category>video</category><category>monkey</category><category>pet</category><category>wtf</category><category>appeared</category><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 13:55:22 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad04670FECF3D7-0D24-C95F-7BDB-EB4B0DA21381.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="116" width="150" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad04670FECF3D7-0D24-C95F-7BDB-EB4B0DA21381.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="93" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Monkey Seen? Officials Search for Missing Macaque: UPDATED </title>
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WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. &mdash; Searchers trying to find an 8-pound monkey that escaped more than a week ago are now playing sounds of a baby monkey to try to recapture the wayward animal.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[maddad]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[maddad]]></source><link>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/07/09/12639191-monkey-seen-officials-search-for-missing-macaque-updated</link><guid>http://maddad0467.newsvine.com/_news/2012/07/09/12639191-monkey-seen-officials-search-for-missing-macaque-updated</guid><category>university</category><category>center</category><category>odd-news</category><category>searching</category><category>monkey</category><category>escaped</category><category>officials</category><category>primate</category><category>baby-calls</category><pubDate>Mon, 9 Jul 2012 11:00:04 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad04671062BA8B-A427-0CEF-6DDA-ABE134724224.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="316" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=maddad04671062BA8B-A427-0CEF-6DDA-ABE134724224.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="95" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Radio Host Barbara Espinosa Stands By Calling Barack Obama 'A Monkey'</title>
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Radio host Barbara Espinosa recently informed a guest on her show (who had just referred to the President as a &ldquo;guy with rabbit ears&rdquo;) that she prefers to call Barack Obama &ldquo;a monkey,&rdquo; adding that &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe in calling him the first bla&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[bonos_rama]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[bonos_rama]]></source><link>http://bonosrama.newsvine.com/_news/2012/06/20/12317585-radio-host-barbara-espinosa-stands-by-calling-barack-obama-a-monkey</link><guid>http://bonosrama.newsvine.com/_news/2012/06/20/12317585-radio-host-barbara-espinosa-stands-by-calling-barack-obama-a-monkey</guid><category>discrimination</category><category>race</category><category>politics</category><category>president</category><category>radio</category><category>racism</category><category>monkey</category><category>obama</category><category>racist</category><category>freedom-of-speech</category><category>bigotry</category><category>espinosa</category><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2012 13:36:47 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=bonosramaADAA2F60-3259-849E-AC90-F32B79D17DE6.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="204" width="316" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=bonosramaADAA2F60-3259-849E-AC90-F32B79D17DE6.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="78" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Racist Arizona GOP Radio Host Calls Obama 'First Monkey President'</title>
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So, we're long past the point where they're trying to hide it.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[redsfan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[redsfan]]></source><link>http://redsfan.newsvine.com/_news/2012/06/16/12255296-racist-arizona-gop-radio-host-calls-obama-first-monkey-president</link><guid>http://redsfan.newsvine.com/_news/2012/06/16/12255296-racist-arizona-gop-radio-host-calls-obama-first-monkey-president</guid><category>arizona</category><category>politics</category><category>radio</category><category>racism</category><category>monkey</category><category>right-wing-lies</category><category>obama-derangement-syndrome</category><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2012 17:00:12 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=redsfan8CCBD8C3-A597-F4E2-7470-2FFD769FCE62.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="125" width="125" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=redsfan8CCBD8C3-A597-F4E2-7470-2FFD769FCE62.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="120" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Monkey Uses Mind to Manipulate Mechanical Arm </title>
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"A tiny sensor implanted in a monkey's brain is allowing the animal to use its mind to prompt a mechanical arm to reach and grab food and drinks, scientists with east China's Zhejiang University announced Monday."
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[jameseg]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[jameseg]]></source><link>http://jameseg.newsvine.com/_news/2012/02/22/10472954-monkey-uses-mind-to-manipulate-mechanical-arm</link><guid>http://jameseg.newsvine.com/_news/2012/02/22/10472954-monkey-uses-mind-to-manipulate-mechanical-arm</guid><category>china</category><category>science</category><category>bmi</category><category>monkey</category><category>brain-machine-interface</category><category>mechanical-arm</category><category>jianhu</category><category>zhejiang-university</category><category>zheng-xiaoxiang</category><category>monkey-uses-mind-to-manipulate-mechanical-arm</category><category>sensor-in-monkeys-brain-allows-it-to-move-mechanical-arm</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 05:18:41 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>The New Anti-Science Assault on US Schools</title>
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You might have thought it was all over after the 2005 decision by the US district court of Middle Pennsylvania (pdf),  which ruled in the case of the Dover Area schools that teaching  intelligent design is unconstitutional.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[anti-status quo]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[anti-status quo]]></source><link>http://eezzbeat.newsvine.com/_news/2012/02/12/10389884-the-new-anti-science-assault-on-us-schools</link><guid>http://eezzbeat.newsvine.com/_news/2012/02/12/10389884-the-new-anti-science-assault-on-us-schools</guid><category>us</category><category>politics</category><category>monkey</category><category>creation-science</category><category>climate-change-deniers</category><category>biological-evolution</category><category>anti-science-assault</category><category>anti-evolution-campaigners</category><category>edwards-v-aguillard</category><category>1925-scopes-trial</category><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:01:21 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Monkey Enjoys Riding a Pig</title>
<description><![CDATA[A monkey enjoys riding on a pig.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[jameseg]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[jameseg]]></source><link>http://jameseg.newsvine.com/_news/2012/01/08/10057967-monkey-enjoys-riding-a-pig</link><guid>http://jameseg.newsvine.com/_news/2012/01/08/10057967-monkey-enjoys-riding-a-pig</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>pig</category><category>monkey</category><category>japanese-macaqu</category><category>monkey-enjoys-riding-on-a-pig</category><category>miwa-chan</category><category>uribo</category><category>fukuchiyama-zoo</category><category>akihiro-nihonmatsu</category><category>monkey-riding-pig</category><category>monkey-rides-piig</category><pubDate>Mon, 9 Jan 2012 01:24:03 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>BBC News - First 'mixed embryo' monkeys born</title>
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For the first time, scientists have produced monkeys composed of cells taken from separate embryos.
The animals were born after researchers combined cells from different embryos and implanted them into female monkeys.]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[ZenMaster]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[ZenMaster]]></source><link>http://cellnews.newsvine.com/_news/2012/01/05/9980472-bbc-news-first-mixed-embryo-monkeys-born</link><guid>http://cellnews.newsvine.com/_news/2012/01/05/9980472-bbc-news-first-mixed-embryo-monkeys-born</guid><category>stem-cells</category><category>science</category><category>monkey</category><category>embryonic</category><category>chimerae</category><pubDate>Thu, 5 Jan 2012 19:16:52 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=CellNEWS8D4A0A6D-BF0E-D4AB-2FB9-1F123EBBB8FC.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="81" width="144" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=CellNEWS8D4A0A6D-BF0E-D4AB-2FB9-1F123EBBB8FC.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="68" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item></channel></rss>