Newsvine - satirehttp://www.newsvine.com/satireNewsvine - satireen-usCopyright 2013Mon, 20 May 2013 12:11:44 +0000Fri, 24 May 2013 17:40:04 +0000http://www.newsvine.comhttp://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rssRepublican Jesus' Ten Commandments http://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/20/18373980-republican-jesus-ten-commandmentshttp://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/20/18373980-republican-jesus-ten-commandmentspoliticssatirerepublican-jesuschosen-whiteMon, 20 May 2013 12:10:57 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkMy Lottery Prayer http://norcal55.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/20/18372106-my-lottery-prayerhttp://norcal55.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/20/18372106-my-lottery-prayersatirenot-newsMon, 20 May 2013 10:42:45 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_postBREAKING: Sarah Palin doesn't win Powerball, blames Benghazi Scandal http://leafydebater.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/18/18347573-breaking-sarah-palin-doesnt-win-powerball-blames-benghazi-scandalhttp://leafydebater.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/18/18347573-breaking-sarah-palin-doesnt-win-powerball-blames-benghazi-scandalwinninglawsuitticketpoliticsscandalpowerballfoxirsmentalsatiresocialismdeclinebenghazisarah-palinwasillaobamacarelosssesSun, 19 May 2013 03:32:25 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_postObama Fondly Recalls Frustration of First Term | The Onion http://brycedewitt.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/17/18329677-obama-fondly-recalls-frustration-of-first-term-the-onionhttp://brycedewitt.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/17/18329677-obama-fondly-recalls-frustration-of-first-term-the-onionhumorcomedysatireSat, 18 May 2013 03:14:23 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkToronto Burns after Leafs Lose in OT http://leafydebater.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/13/18237235-toronto-burns-after-leafs-lose-in-othttp://leafydebater.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/13/18237235-toronto-burns-after-leafs-lose-in-otnhlcanadasportsstreetcarhockeybruinsmaple-leafspolicebuildinglosefansriotstanley-cuplooticetorontootsatireglassburnshattermailboxgame-7Tue, 14 May 2013 02:05:25 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_post Bachmann Threatens to Leave Minnesota Over Marriage Equality - The Daily Currant http://dkemmerer.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/13/18236505-bachmann-threatens-to-leave-minnesota-over-marriage-equality-the-daily-curranthttp://dkemmerer.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/13/18236505-bachmann-threatens-to-leave-minnesota-over-marriage-equality-the-daily-currantpoliticsminnesotasatiresame-sex-marriagemarriage-equalitybachmannTue, 14 May 2013 01:08:30 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkFox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln http://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/12/18209099-fox-new-evidence-hillary-killed-lincolnhttp://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/12/18209099-fox-new-evidence-hillary-killed-lincolnpoliticslincolnfox-news-channelsatirehilary-clintonsecond-world-warSun, 12 May 2013 13:23:07 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkDavid Letterman: Odd and unusual Mother's Day cards you won't find in your local Hallmark store. (Video) http://carloz.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/12/18208010-david-letterman-odd-and-unusual-mothers-day-cards-you-wont-find-in-your-local-hallmark-store-videohttp://carloz.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/12/18208010-david-letterman-odd-and-unusual-mothers-day-cards-you-wont-find-in-your-local-hallmark-store-videoentertainmentholidayvideodavid-lettermanhumorcomedysatirefunnymothers-daySun, 12 May 2013 12:00:35 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_postTake the MOTHER of all Polls and never have to take another Poll again. http://barndog2.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/11/18200870-take-the-mother-of-all-polls-and-never-have-to-take-another-poll-againhttp://barndog2.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/11/18200870-take-the-mother-of-all-polls-and-never-have-to-take-another-poll-againsatirenot-newsSun, 12 May 2013 02:32:14 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_post George W. Bush Apologizes for Iraq War | The Daily Currant http://brycedewitt.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/11/18197089-george-w-bush-apologizes-for-iraq-war-the-daily-curranthttp://brycedewitt.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/11/18197089-george-w-bush-apologizes-for-iraq-war-the-daily-currantgeorge-bushiraq-wardick-cheneysatireSat, 11 May 2013 19:40:04 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkRepublicans Hold Hearings About Hillary Clinton's Poll Numbers http://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/10/18170070-republicans-hold-hearings-about-hillary-clintons-poll-numbershttp://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/10/18170070-republicans-hold-hearings-about-hillary-clintons-poll-numberspoliticssatireFri, 10 May 2013 12:38:04 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkArab-American Actually Kind Of Enjoys Always Having 2 Bus Seats To Self http://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/10/18167029-arab-american-actually-kind-of-enjoys-always-having-2-bus-seats-to-selfhttp://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/10/18167029-arab-american-actually-kind-of-enjoys-always-having-2-bus-seats-to-selfpoliticssatireFri, 10 May 2013 09:57:27 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkCongressional Republicans - Letting America Go Under to Hurt Obama | All Things Democrat http://don-overton.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/10/18159653-congressional-republicans-letting-america-go-under-to-hurt-obama-all-things-democrathttp://don-overton.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/10/18159653-congressional-republicans-letting-america-go-under-to-hurt-obama-all-things-democratpoliticsgoprepublicanssatiretea-partyconserativesFri, 10 May 2013 04:33:09 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkUS Congress Agrees ...on Something!!!! President to Sign Bill http://mstanley2265.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/09/18154806-us-congress-agrees-on-something-president-to-sign-billhttp://mstanley2265.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/09/18154806-us-congress-agrees-on-something-president-to-sign-billus-newssatireus-congressional-legislationThu, 9 May 2013 23:41:28 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_postMy best friend Adriana can't be trusted http://norcal55.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/07/18109874-my-best-friend-adriana-cant-be-trustedhttp://norcal55.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/07/18109874-my-best-friend-adriana-cant-be-trustedsatirenot-newsTue, 7 May 2013 22:51:03 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_postApril Fools in May or is it? http://lebowsky.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/06/18091201-april-fools-in-may-or-is-ithttp://lebowsky.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/06/18091201-april-fools-in-may-or-is-itgriefhumorsatirenot-newshappy-anniversary-nvapril-fools-in-mayjust-foolsTue, 7 May 2013 02:18:59 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_post'F U,' Obama Says In Hilarious Correspondents' Dinner Speech | The Onion http://brycedewitt.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/05/18065072-f-u-obama-says-in-hilarious-correspondents-dinner-speech-the-onionhttp://brycedewitt.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/05/18065072-f-u-obama-says-in-hilarious-correspondents-dinner-speech-the-onionfantasyhumorcomedysatireSun, 5 May 2013 09:25:33 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkOuch! Oh No! What a Disaster! The sequester has started to bite and I am not being paid by the White House for my blogging anymore. What is a chick to do?! http://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/04/18049528-ouch-oh-no-what-a-disaster-the-sequester-has-started-to-bite-and-i-am-not-being-paid-by-the-white-house-for-my-blogging-anymore-what-is-a-chick-to-dohttp://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/04/18049528-ouch-oh-no-what-a-disaster-the-sequester-has-started-to-bite-and-i-am-not-being-paid-by-the-white-house-for-my-blogging-anymore-what-is-a-chick-to-dosatirenot-newsunder-cover-bloggerSat, 4 May 2013 13:50:01 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_post CNN Head Suggests Covering More News for Ratings | The Daily Currant http://brycedewitt.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/03/18044330-cnn-head-suggests-covering-more-news-for-ratings-the-daily-curranthttp://brycedewitt.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/03/18044330-cnn-head-suggests-covering-more-news-for-ratings-the-daily-curranthumorcomedysatireSat, 4 May 2013 01:57:14 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkThe Liberal Utopia of New York City | The Conservative Warrior http://chrisinva-1.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/03/18038507-the-liberal-utopia-of-new-york-city-the-conservative-warriorhttp://chrisinva-1.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/03/18038507-the-liberal-utopia-of-new-york-city-the-conservative-warriorpoliticspolicebloombergsatirebansFri, 3 May 2013 15:32:43 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkDrudge and His Minions Fall for Terrible Joke About Bloomberg's Pizza Freedom http://redsfan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/03/18038262-drudge-and-his-minions-fall-for-terrible-joke-about-bloombergs-pizza-freedomhttp://redsfan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/03/18038262-drudge-and-his-minions-fall-for-terrible-joke-about-bloombergs-pizza-freedompoliticspizzabloombergsatiredrudgeignoranceright-wing-mediaright-wing-liesFri, 3 May 2013 15:00:02 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkDon't learn a second languages unless you research it http://norcal55.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/02/18020600-dont-learn-a-second-languages-unless-you-research-ithttp://norcal55.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/02/18020600-dont-learn-a-second-languages-unless-you-research-itsatirenot-newsThu, 2 May 2013 17:32:58 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_postDick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave http://jfxgillis.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/02/18018070-dick-cheney-vice-presidential-library-opens-in-pitch-dark-sulfurous-underground-cavehttp://jfxgillis.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/02/18018070-dick-cheney-vice-presidential-library-opens-in-pitch-dark-sulfurous-underground-cavecheneypoliticssatireThu, 2 May 2013 12:54:34 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark The Republican Alphabet | Addicting Info http://brite.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/28/17957255-the-republican-alphabet-addicting-infohttp://brite.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/28/17957255-the-republican-alphabet-addicting-infoevolutionronald-reaganobamasatirenot-newsafrican-americansmarriage-equality2nd-amendmentvoter-idtea-partycitizens-unitedmichele-bachmannvoter-suppressionsarah-palinmichelle-bachmanndeath-panelsisolated-incidentdave-mannSun, 28 Apr 2013 15:28:05 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmarkObama Orders Reinvasion Of Iraq After Illuminating Trip Through Bush Presidential Library http://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/27/17943381-obama-orders-reinvasion-of-iraq-after-illuminating-trip-through-bush-presidential-libraryhttp://smd12364.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/27/17943381-obama-orders-reinvasion-of-iraq-after-illuminating-trip-through-bush-presidential-librarymiddle-eastpoliticsunited-statesunited-nationsbarack-obamamiddle-easternsatirebush-presidential-librarySat, 27 Apr 2013 11:39:44 +0000http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/posthttp://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark