<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:activity="http://activitystrea.ms/spec/1.0/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><channel><title>Newsvine - wtf</title><link>http://www.newsvine.com/wtf</link><description>Newsvine - wtf</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2013</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:58 +0000</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 17:41:30 +0000</pubDate><generator>http://www.newsvine.com</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><item><title>Michael Sherman Leaves Trail Of Coins To Robbery Scene, Gets Arrested</title>
<description><![CDATA[A man accused of robbing his neighbor might have gotten away with stealing firearms, a computer, a sword, drafting equipment and a large quantity of loose change -- if only the coins hadn't led the cops to his house.
Michael Sherman, 25, of Vero Beach, Fla., was arrested Wednesd&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/17/18323828-michael-sherman-leaves-trail-of-coins-to-robbery-scene-gets-arrested</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/17/18323828-michael-sherman-leaves-trail-of-coins-to-robbery-scene-gets-arrested</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>wtf</category><category>trail-of-coins-leading-to-arrest</category><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 18:35:23 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan5BB8AEEE-8254-A2AB-7E10-BA43FD2A8575.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="438" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan5BB8AEEE-8254-A2AB-7E10-BA43FD2A8575.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="131" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Even Obama&amp;#8217;s umbrellas are a scandal now</title>
<description><![CDATA[Even President Obama&rsquo;s use of umbrellas has become a scandal in the eyes of some Republicans.
On Thursday, during a joint press conference with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Erdogan, Obama signaled to two Marines and asked them to protect him and his guest from the rain.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/17/18323570-even-obamas-umbrellas-are-a-scandal-now</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/17/18323570-even-obamas-umbrellas-are-a-scandal-now</guid><category>politics</category><category>wtf</category><category>far-right-so-fixated-on-scandals-that-they-are-now-calling-umbrella-a-scandal</category><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 18:14:53 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyanCD86F958-E168-C407-58D1-C14DA8864EA2.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="286" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyanCD86F958-E168-C407-58D1-C14DA8864EA2.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="86" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>  Florida mayoral candidate Anna L. Pierre: Jesus endorsed me </title>
<description><![CDATA[North Miami mayoral candidate Anna L. Pierre claims to have scored one of the best political endorsements of all time. The son of God allegedly supports her campaign.
Campaign posters for Pierre, which can be&nbsp;found on her Facebook page, boast that she was endorsed by Jesus &nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/14/18259086-florida-mayoral-candidate-anna-l-pierre-jesus-endorsed-me</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/14/18259086-florida-mayoral-candidate-anna-l-pierre-jesus-endorsed-me</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>wtf</category><category>mayorial-candidate-claiming-to-have-been-endorsed-by-jesus</category><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 00:54:04 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan19BBACFA-F4C7-962E-E9C2-A3887EAAC839.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="225" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan19BBACFA-F4C7-962E-E9C2-A3887EAAC839.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="68" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Ten Things You Need to Know Today: May 14, 2013</title>
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1. CONGRESS INVESTIGATING IRS SCANDALA House committee is holding hearings this week on the scrutiny of applications for tea party groups.
2. JUSTICE DEPARTMENT OBTAINS AP PHONE RECORDSThe AP's CEO called the seizure of two months of records for more than 20 phone lines a "mas&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[W. Hawkins]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[W. Hawkins]]></source><link>http://w--hawkins.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/14/18250920-ten-things-you-need-to-know-today-may-14-2013</link><guid>http://w--hawkins.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/14/18250920-ten-things-you-need-to-know-today-may-14-2013</guid><category>odd</category><category>us-news</category><category>wtf</category><category>ap-phone-records</category><category>angelina-jolie-double-mastectomy</category><category>abortion-doctor-faces-death</category><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 14:43:24 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Ariz. Cop Gives Bike To Teen Who Walks 9 Miles To Work - Careers Articles</title>
<description><![CDATA[
You might think that kids today are entitled and self-absorbed, too busy watering their virtual tomatoes and tweeting their breakfast to know the meaning of hard work. But every now and again a story comes out that seems to bust this myth.
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[W. Hawkins]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[W. Hawkins]]></source><link>http://w--hawkins.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/14/18250543-ariz-cop-gives-bike-to-teen-who-walks-9-miles-to-work-careers-articles</link><guid>http://w--hawkins.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/14/18250543-ariz-cop-gives-bike-to-teen-who-walks-9-miles-to-work-careers-articles</guid><category>police</category><category>odd-news</category><category>wtf</category><category>kids-and-work</category><category>arz-cop-gives-bike-to-kid</category><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 14:17:50 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=w--hawkins5B1EDDA8-D823-B03F-4E90-45EB98E597D7.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="249" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=w--hawkins5B1EDDA8-D823-B03F-4E90-45EB98E597D7.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="75" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Tea Party Congressman Attacks Obama For Calling First Openly Gay NBA Player, Wishes He&amp;#039;d Called Tebow Instead</title>
<description><![CDATA[Years from now, when the United States is a shell of its former self and we are ruled by hedonist overlords, schoolchildren will look back on April 29, 2013 as the fateful day when President Obama called Jason Collins after he became the first openly gay NBA player, thus undermin&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/13/18236233-tea-party-congressman-attacks-obama-for-calling-first-openly-gay-nba-player-wishes-hed-called-tebow-instead</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/13/18236233-tea-party-congressman-attacks-obama-for-calling-first-openly-gay-nba-player-wishes-hed-called-tebow-instead</guid><category>politics</category><category>wtf</category><category>stev-king</category><category>steve-king-making-utterly-idiotic-statement</category><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 00:44:24 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan4D8FA1B2-9270-019B-B35E-CFAB52AB4D3E.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="199" width="300" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan4D8FA1B2-9270-019B-B35E-CFAB52AB4D3E.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="80" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>25 Adorable Animals In Cups (PHOTOS)</title>
<description><![CDATA[
Prepare yourself for a cuteness overload! These 25 tiny, adorable animals are sitting in cups and are taking cuteness to a whole new level. You may never be able to look at a cup the same way again
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[W. Hawkins]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[W. Hawkins]]></source><link>http://w--hawkins.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/13/18228023-25-adorable-animals-in-cups-photos</link><guid>http://w--hawkins.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/13/18228023-25-adorable-animals-in-cups-photos</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>wtf</category><category>weird-news</category><category>cute-animals</category><category>pictures-of-cute-animals</category><category>tweeter-cute-animal-lovers</category><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 12:26:15 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=w--hawkins9C739065-0D2C-B4E9-C803-15F474E3520F.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="478" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=w--hawkins9C739065-0D2C-B4E9-C803-15F474E3520F.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="143" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Thief sets off explosion while siphoning gas from U-Haul truck | khou.com Houston</title>
<description><![CDATA[
Cameras captured a man from several angles as he pulled up in a white Ford Explorer and parks by a big truck.He starts siphoning gas, only to see first-hand how dangerous crime can be. There are two sparks before a blast lights up the sky, sending fire and smoke into the air
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[W. Hawkins]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[W. Hawkins]]></source><link>http://w--hawkins.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/13/18227356-thief-sets-off-explosion-while-siphoning-gas-from-u-haul-truck-khoucom-houston</link><guid>http://w--hawkins.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/13/18227356-thief-sets-off-explosion-while-siphoning-gas-from-u-haul-truck-khoucom-houston</guid><category>police</category><category>man</category><category>odd-news</category><category>crime</category><category>video</category><category>wtf</category><category>weird-news</category><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 11:46:08 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=w--hawkins753B0586-5FB4-67A2-31F1-C0EA48E8079B.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="113" width="200" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=w--hawkins753B0586-5FB4-67A2-31F1-C0EA48E8079B.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="68" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Michele Bachmann: 9/11, Benghazi Were God's 'Judgment,' So We Must Hold Day Of Prayer On Sept. 11</title>
<description><![CDATA[Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) continued to promote a right-wing Sept. 11 "National Day of Prayer and Fasting" on Thursday, telling an audience gathered at a Capitol Hill event that such actions were necessary because "judgment" had been passed down by God on that day in both 20&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/12/18210158-michele-bachmann-911-benghazi-were-gods-judgment-so-we-must-hold-day-of-prayer-on-sept-11</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/12/18210158-michele-bachmann-911-benghazi-were-gods-judgment-so-we-must-hold-day-of-prayer-on-sept-11</guid><category>politics</category><category>9-11</category><category>wtf</category><category>benghazi</category><category>michele-bachmann</category><category>bachmann-making-absurd-statement</category><category>bachmann-stating-that-benghazi-and-9-11-were-judgements-of-god</category><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 14:38:34 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan1F5CE199-6AB9-3A03-A4F2-48471C7ED734.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="267" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan1F5CE199-6AB9-3A03-A4F2-48471C7ED734.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="80" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Etta Lopez Slaps Deputy To Quit Smoking: Cops</title>
<description><![CDATA[Just another danger of smoking.
A deputy in Sacramento, Calif. was allegedly&nbsp;slapped by a woman trying to kick her nicotine addiction, WPTV reported. Investigators say the slapper, 31-year-old Etta Lopez, was hoping she would get thrown in jail, where she would not be able &nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/10/18173222-etta-lopez-slaps-deputy-to-quit-smoking-cops</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/10/18173222-etta-lopez-slaps-deputy-to-quit-smoking-cops</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>wtf</category><category>woman-slaps-deputy-to-quit-smoking</category><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 16:16:37 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan61C0733A-9C1B-5FC8-88FF-E865939AC900.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="509" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan61C0733A-9C1B-5FC8-88FF-E865939AC900.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="153" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Woman accidentally harpooned by husband through mouth and spine was 1 centimeter from death but incredibly survives | Mail Online</title>
<description><![CDATA[
A 28-year-old woman miraculously survived after her husband accidentally shot her in the mouth with a harpoon, Brazilian officials said on Wednesday.Elisangela Borborema Rosa was rushed to the hospital and underwent emergency surgery after Monday's horrific incident in the coas&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[W. Hawkins]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[W. Hawkins]]></source><link>http://w--hawkins.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/09/18146536-woman-accidentally-harpooned-by-husband-through-mouth-and-spine-was-1-centimeter-from-death-but-incredibly-survives-mail-online</link><guid>http://w--hawkins.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/09/18146536-woman-accidentally-harpooned-by-husband-through-mouth-and-spine-was-1-centimeter-from-death-but-incredibly-survives-mail-online</guid><category>police</category><category>odd-news</category><category>weird</category><category>wtf</category><pubDate>Thu, 9 May 2013 13:02:21 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=w--hawkins04D24D5C-9E18-2B4D-5537-A356403B0B83.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="185" width="308" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=w--hawkins04D24D5C-9E18-2B4D-5537-A356403B0B83.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="73" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Newt Gingrich Claims LGBT Rights Undermine Catholic Rights, Cites Heterosexual-Only Adoption Services (VIDEO)</title>
<description><![CDATA[It's not uncommon to hear members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender (LGBT) community argue that their rights -- for example their right to marry a member of the same sex -- are being undermined by conservatives. But in a trend that is becoming more and more common, New&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/06/18090741-newt-gingrich-claims-lgbt-rights-undermine-catholic-rights-cites-heterosexual-only-adoption-services-video</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/06/18090741-newt-gingrich-claims-lgbt-rights-undermine-catholic-rights-cites-heterosexual-only-adoption-services-video</guid><category>politics</category><category>wtf</category><category>newt-gingrich</category><category>gingrich-claiming-that-lgbt-rights-undermining-catholic-rights</category><pubDate>Tue, 7 May 2013 00:11:48 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyanC29E86EA-BF7A-F42A-EA6A-D6DAA7A0A554.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="266" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyanC29E86EA-BF7A-F42A-EA6A-D6DAA7A0A554.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="80" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Former Bush Official Praises Nazis' Respect For Laws Of War In Defending Gitmo</title>
<description><![CDATA[A former Bush White House official on Thursday made the case that Nazi Germany had adhered to the laws of war during World War II when defending the Bush administration&rsquo;s decision to open the Guantanamo Bay prison for terror suspects.
&nbsp;Nearly 60 percent of the detaine&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/03/18043086-former-bush-official-praises-nazis-respect-for-laws-of-war-in-defending-gitmo</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/03/18043086-former-bush-official-praises-nazis-respect-for-laws-of-war-in-defending-gitmo</guid><category>politics</category><category>wtf</category><category>ari-fleischer</category><category>fleisher-making-utterly-outrageous-statement</category><pubDate>Fri, 3 May 2013 23:30:23 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan92C9575A-4AA3-EFAF-0A51-55925C375845.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="221" width="216" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan92C9575A-4AA3-EFAF-0A51-55925C375845.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="123" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Jarvis Sutton Calls 911 80 Times Asking For Pot, Burgers And Kool-Aid</title>
<description><![CDATA[Kool-Aid, burgers and pot don't mix -- at least if you're calling 911 asking for them.
Jarvis Sutton, 34, was arrested Sunday for allegedly called 911 operators in St. Petersburg, Fla., 80 times wanting&nbsp;"Kool-Aid, burgers and weed&nbsp;to be delivered to him," the Associate&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/01/18006082-jarvis-sutton-calls-911-80-times-asking-for-pot-burgers-and-kool-aid</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/01/18006082-jarvis-sutton-calls-911-80-times-asking-for-pot-burgers-and-kool-aid</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>wtf</category><category>man-calling-911-80-times-for-weed-burgers-and-kool-aid</category><pubDate>Thu, 2 May 2013 01:14:34 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyanF766D990-F2A5-A947-DA8C-EF28A9565112.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="450" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyanF766D990-F2A5-A947-DA8C-EF28A9565112.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="135" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Wingnut Persecution Complex of the Day: The Military Is Threatening to Court Martial Christians! - Little Green Footballs</title>
<description><![CDATA[Meanwhile, Breitbart.com just keeps churning out the outrage fodder for the conservative religionists, with this ridiculous distorted article entitled:&nbsp;PENTAGON MAY COURT MARTIAL SOLDIERS WHO SHARE CHRISTIAN FAITH!!!]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/01/18005736-wingnut-persecution-complex-of-the-day-the-military-is-threatening-to-court-martial-christians-little-green-footballs</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/05/01/18005736-wingnut-persecution-complex-of-the-day-the-military-is-threatening-to-court-martial-christians-little-green-footballs</guid><category>politics</category><category>wtf</category><category>breitbart-site</category><category>breitbart-site-making-utterly-delusional-assertion-that-military-is-threatening-to-court-martial-chr</category><pubDate>Thu, 2 May 2013 00:35:13 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>  Republicans embrace conspiracy theory that DHS is buying up ammo</title>
<description><![CDATA[A conspiracy theory is getting renewed life among Republicans who claim that the Obama administration, specifically the Department of Homeland Security, is buying up ammunition in order to thwart gun owners by taking over the market. Sen. James Inhofe, R-Okla., and Rep. Frank Luc&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/30/17991242-republicans-embrace-conspiracy-theory-that-dhs-is-buying-up-ammo</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/30/17991242-republicans-embrace-conspiracy-theory-that-dhs-is-buying-up-ammo</guid><category>politics</category><category>conspiracy-theory</category><category>wtf</category><category>dhs</category><category>far-right-advancing-yet-another-conspiracy-theory-that-was-already-debunked</category><pubDate>Wed, 1 May 2013 02:03:44 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan476431B0-280F-62CA-A812-A247C0FFCEAA.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="150" width="150" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan476431B0-280F-62CA-A812-A247C0FFCEAA.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="120" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Klayman: Texas Fertilizer Plant Explosion a Terrorist Attack Targeting Bush | Right Wing Watch</title>
<description><![CDATA[Writing in&nbsp;WorldNetDaily&nbsp;today, Judicial Watch founder Larry Klayman expanded on his&nbsp;conspiracy theory&nbsp;that a deadly fertilizer plant explosion in West, Texas, was actually a terrorist attack.
Instead of offering any evidence to substantiate his claims, he&nb&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/29/17972545-klayman-texas-fertilizer-plant-explosion-a-terrorist-attack-targeting-bush-right-wing-watch</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/29/17972545-klayman-texas-fertilizer-plant-explosion-a-terrorist-attack-targeting-bush-right-wing-watch</guid><category>politics</category><category>conspiracy-theory</category><category>wtf</category><category>blast-in-fertilizer-plant</category><category>klayman-arguing-that-blast-at-fertilizer-plant-was-terrorism-aimed-at-bush</category><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:02:51 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan43E10832-A184-9964-02E6-FD7918688C84.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="250" width="390" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan43E10832-A184-9964-02E6-FD7918688C84.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="77" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Michael Silecchia Takes Acid, Asks Police To Cut His Penis Off: Cops</title>
<description><![CDATA[This guy's bad trip could have cost him his tip.
Police say&nbsp;University of Florida student Michael Silecchia, 19, claimed to be on LSD Saturday when he stripped naked, asking cops not to cut his penis off. He then apparently changed his mind and requested they cut it off, th&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/28/17958400-michael-silecchia-takes-acid-asks-police-to-cut-his-penis-off-cops</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/28/17958400-michael-silecchia-takes-acid-asks-police-to-cut-his-penis-off-cops</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>acid</category><category>wtf</category><category>man-on-acid-asking-cops-to-cut-off-his-penis</category><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:59:39 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan5DADB57E-68E7-B9AF-C3D6-293847F8B0D5.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="508" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan5DADB57E-68E7-B9AF-C3D6-293847F8B0D5.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="152" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Glenn Beck: I left Fox to save my soul</title>
<description><![CDATA[Never one to shy away from portraying his struggles in the most melodramatic terms, conservative commentator Glenn Beck said on Friday that he left the Fox News Channel because he was afraid of turning into Norma Desmond, the faded screen siren from the 1950 noir film &ldquo;Suns&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/28/17958006-glenn-beck-i-left-fox-to-save-my-soul</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/28/17958006-glenn-beck-i-left-fox-to-save-my-soul</guid><category>politics</category><category>wtf</category><category>glenn-beck</category><category>beck-stating-that-he-left-fox-to-save-his-soul</category><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:01:20 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan9FEB0D36-9C93-6AE0-C44C-FB3093DFF150.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="225" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan9FEB0D36-9C93-6AE0-C44C-FB3093DFF150.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="68" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Mark Sanford 'Debates' Cardboard Cutout Of Nancy Pelosi On Sidewalk (UPDATE)</title>
<description><![CDATA[Congressional candidate and former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford (R) held a mock debate with a cardboard cutout of House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) Wednesday morning, on a sidewalk outside Medical University of South Carolina. Sanford said the Pelosi cutout was a &nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/24/17901747-mark-sanford-debates-cardboard-cutout-of-nancy-pelosi-on-sidewalk-update</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/24/17901747-mark-sanford-debates-cardboard-cutout-of-nancy-pelosi-on-sidewalk-update</guid><category>politics</category><category>wtf</category><category>mark-sanford</category><category>sanford-debating-cardboard-cutout-of-pelosi-on-sidewalk</category><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 01:36:53 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan7BFBAE85-CE7B-C84A-6B41-ACBDFD75352D.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="258" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan7BFBAE85-CE7B-C84A-6B41-ACBDFD75352D.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="78" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Louie Gohmert says al Qaeda has camps with drug cartels in Mexico(Verdict:False)</title>
<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;A Texas congressman stressing border security told an interviewer that a terrorist group is set up south of the Rio Grande.Louie Gohmert, R-Tyler, said on C-SPAN&rsquo;s "Washington Journal" April 17, 2013: "We know al Qaeda has camps over with the drug cartels on the other&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/24/17901505-louie-gohmert-says-al-qaeda-has-camps-with-drug-cartels-in-mexicoverdictfalse</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/24/17901505-louie-gohmert-says-al-qaeda-has-camps-with-drug-cartels-in-mexicoverdictfalse</guid><category>mexico</category><category>politics</category><category>drug-cartels</category><category>al-qaeda</category><category>wtf</category><category>louie-gohmert</category><category>gohmert-falsely-claiming-that-there-are-al-qaeda-camps-with-drug-cartels-in-mexico</category><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 01:03:12 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Pat Robertson Likens Gay Marriage Advocates To The Illuminati (VIDEO)</title>
<description><![CDATA[Televangelist Pat Robertson thinks supporters of same-sex marriage are akin to followers of the Illuminati.
The 83-year-old Christian Broadcasting Network host was discussing the legalization of same-sex marriage in France on an episode of "The 700 Club" last week when he delved&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/22/17862942-pat-robertson-likens-gay-marriage-advocates-to-the-illuminati-video</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/22/17862942-pat-robertson-likens-gay-marriage-advocates-to-the-illuminati-video</guid><category>politics</category><category>pat-robertson</category><category>wtf</category><category>illuminati</category><category>robertson-comparing-advocates-of-same-sex-marriage-to-the-illuminati</category><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:43:10 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan40F75275-AED0-B90D-5B27-71B8AE1281EB.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="270" width="400" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyan40F75275-AED0-B90D-5B27-71B8AE1281EB.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="81" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Where have the discussions gone?</title>
<description><![CDATA[Flash - 6PM out on the west coast and the discussions have disappeared leaving only 1 or 2 comments. What nefarious dealings are at work here?
Stay tuned as new developments come to light.
Update 9:25PM EDT - The tracker is saying that comments are being made, but upon return, al&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lebowsky]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[Lebowsky]]></source><link>http://lebowsky.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/18/17816047-where-have-the-discussions-gone</link><guid>http://lebowsky.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/18/17816047-where-have-the-discussions-gone</guid><category>odd-news</category><category>broken</category><category>wtf</category><category>commentless-in-seattle</category><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 01:08:42 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/generic_post</activity:object-type></item><item><title>Congressman Says Bombings Reveal Danger Of Immigration Bill: &amp;#039;Radical Islamists...Are Trained To Act Hispanic&amp;#039;</title>
<description><![CDATA[During an appearance on CSPAN&rsquo;s Washington Journal on Wednesday, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) claimed that this week&rsquo;s bombings of the Boston Marathon should give pause to immigration reform advocates who seek to reform the system.
&ldquo;We have seen this in Israel,&rd&nbsp;&hellip;]]></description>
<dc:creator><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[SuperSaiyan]]></source><link>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/17/17799790-congressman-says-bombings-reveal-danger-of-immigration-bill-radical-islamistsare-trained-to-act-hispanic</link><guid>http://supersaiyan.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/17/17799790-congressman-says-bombings-reveal-danger-of-immigration-bill-radical-islamistsare-trained-to-act-hispanic</guid><category>politics</category><category>wtf</category><category>louie-gohmert</category><category>gohmert-stating-that-radical-islamists-are-trained-to-act-hispanic</category><category>gohmert-making-yet-another-offensive-statement</category><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:47:02 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type><media:content url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyanEF87AAEE-7630-EEEF-0172-7E92E1D51920.jpg&amp;width=400" type="image/jpeg" medium="image" height="168" width="300" ><media:thumbnail url="http://m.static.newsvine.com/servista/imagesizer?file=SuperSaiyanEF87AAEE-7630-EEEF-0172-7E92E1D51920.jpg&amp;width=120" width="120" height="68" /><media:description type="plain"></media:description><media:credit role="owner" scheme="urn:yvs"></media:credit></media:content></item><item><title>Fort Bragg leadership looking for ways to reduce impact of sequestration on installation</title>
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<dc:creator><![CDATA[jeremy-17]]></dc:creator><source><![CDATA[jeremy-17]]></source><link>http://jeremy-17.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/11/17710069-fort-bragg-leadership-looking-for-ways-to-reduce-impact-of-sequestration-on-installation</link><guid>http://jeremy-17.newsvine.com/_news/2013/04/11/17710069-fort-bragg-leadership-looking-for-ways-to-reduce-impact-of-sequestration-on-installation</guid><category>us-news</category><category>wtf</category><category>fort-bragg-nc</category><category>sequestor-cuts</category><category>incompmetent-politicians</category><category>tradition-cancelled</category><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:38:12 +0000</pubDate><activity:verb>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/post</activity:verb><activity:object-type>http://activitystrea.ms/schema/1.0/bookmark</activity:object-type></item></channel></rss>