BUSH BOOST: The Senate gives an election-year endorsement to President Bush's policy in Iraq by turning down two Democratic proposals for withdrawing troops.
OPTION ONE: By a vote of 86-13, senators overwhelmingly rejected a measure that would require all combat troops to be withdrawn from Iraq by the beginning of July 2007.
OPTION TWO: By a vote of 60-39, mostly along party lines, the Senate turned down a nonbinding resolution for troop withdrawal without an accompanying timetable.
Oh! No! This might mean that we are *GASP* winning! How could this be?!?! We don't deserve to win!!! Kennedy promised that we would lose!! That jerk can't do anything right! What do we do now? All of these military men will come home!!! This is a secret plot to take over America by using the military from within!!! That's what it is!!!! Where will they all go?!? They may move in next door!!! They may even start voting in my district, and get the neighbors to start listening to Rush Limbaugh!!!! Thank god that I have my illegal aliens to protect me!!!
Always remember (and never forget): In every day, in every way, blame America first.
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