British Army Demotes Mascot Goat, Billy

Undated photo released by the Ministry of Defence of a British army regiment's ceremonial pet goat which was demoted in disgrace after it marched out of line before a host of international dignitaries during a parade to mark Queen's Elizabeth II's birthday, a military spokesman said Saturday June 24 2006. The military mascot, a 6-year-old male goat called Billy, pictured with handler Lance Corporal Dai Davies, was downgraded from the rank of lance corporal to fusilier — the same status as a private — after army chiefs ruled his poor display had ruined the ceremony on June 16 at a British army base in Episkopi, western Cyprus. The regiment, the 1st Battalion, The Royal Welsh, has traveled with a pet goat since soldiers adopted one of the animals during the Crimean War.(AP Photo)
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Earlier this year, Billy was also involved in a homosexual scandal thought to be part of an initiation ceremony. Billy furiously denied he gave consent to sexual acts upon him, by butting the genitals of journalists.
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That British troops had to salute a stupid goat is simply beyond any semblance of intelligence.
They should just roast Billy, eat him, and be done with the stupidity of giving rank to animals.
I am sure this was nothing more, than a political protest by Billy. ; )
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