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North Korea Announces New Skin Cream

Fri Jul 7, 2006 9:17 AM EDT
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Wolfanoz

it had nothing to do with the missile tests that startled the world this week.

Quite a way to sell your product if that's what's happening.

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Reply#1 - Fri Jul 7, 2006 9:25 AM EDT
jnearen

You know, you just gotta love stories like this--"North Korea threatens world with nuclear holocaust and, in other news, introduces a cream that will make your skin lovely."

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Reply#2 - Fri Jul 7, 2006 10:10 AM EDT
Territan

Okay, so they got the "die young" and "leave a good-looking corpse" items checked off... But what are they going to do for "live fast"?

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#2.1 - Fri Jul 7, 2006 10:47 AM EDT
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Tony Angelo

The Daily Show better pick this one up.

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Reply#3 - Fri Jul 7, 2006 12:10 PM EDT
Vulgrin

Wow. I just watched Catwoman for the first time yesterday - which had to deal with facial cream too. Perhaps the North Korean government is working on a clone army of Sharon Stones, all armed with "living marble skin."

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Reply#4 - Fri Jul 7, 2006 3:44 PM EDT
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