Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Him Back

Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:08 AM EDT
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gleuch

"me so dizzy!"

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  • 1 vote
Reply#1 - Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:50 AM EDT
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munzilla

If this happened in the U.S the guy would sue for not having signs that made it clear that Pandas bite.

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  • 7 votes
Reply#3 - Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:22 AM EDT
{"commentId":298131,"authorDomain":"DSMcD"}
DSMc2gal

They aren't considering punnishing the man? I'd say it was a black & white situation. He should at least be charged with pand-a-ring! What about tresspass? Or assault on an endangered animal?

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    Reply#4 - Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:32 AM EDT
    {"commentId":298164,"authorDomain":"yar"}
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    {"commentId":298213,"authorDomain":"LiberalRebel"}
    LiberalRebel

    Who wouldn't be shocked after being awakened in such a way? I tell ya'll, what horrific deeds that this beverage toxic called alcohol seems to inspirit the humans with.

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      Reply#6 - Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:15 PM EDT
      {"commentId":300457,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}
      Ryan Stolte-Sawa

      If a crazed drunken man leapt into my room while I was sleeping, I would bite him, too.

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      • 1 vote
      #6.1 - Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:51 PM EDT
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      {"commentId":298239,"authorDomain":"noah"}
      Noah Bradley

      RABID PANDA!

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      • 1 vote
      Reply#7 - Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:33 PM EDT
      {"commentId":298303,"authorDomain":"baxter"}
      Tim Baxter

      The Panda probably thought the man was encouraging him to mate. If there's anything pandas hate, its mating.

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      • 5 votes
      Reply#8 - Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:14 PM EDT
      {"commentId":298322,"authorDomain":"yar"}
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      {"commentId":298344,"authorDomain":"fawnshore"}
      Walt D
      Other tourists yelled for a zookeeper, who got the panda under control by spraying it with water,

      They sprayed the wrong animal.

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      • 8 votes
      Reply#10 - Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:45 PM EDT
      {"commentId":299370,"authorDomain":"gwenny"}
      Gwenny
      They sprayed the wrong animal.

      Can I hear an "AMEN" on that, brother!

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      • 1 vote
      #10.1 - Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:51 PM EDT
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      {"commentId":298802,"authorDomain":"alphadog"}
      Alpha Dog

      A clear case of panda-monium!

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      • 2 votes
      Reply#11 - Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:33 PM EDT
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      {"commentId":298985,"authorDomain":"zaki"}
      Zaki

      It seems that the War on Panda is long from over.

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      • 1 vote
      Reply#12 - Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:07 AM EDT
      {"commentId":298986,"authorDomain":"ansab"}
      Ansab

      I wish I was lucky enough to get bitten by a panda.

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      • 3 votes
      Reply#13 - Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:10 AM EDT
      {"commentId":299203,"authorDomain":"richardg"}
      RichardG

      Do you think if you get bitten by a panda you turn into a werepanda?

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      • 3 votes
      Reply#14 - Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:06 AM EDT
      {"commentId":300459,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}
      Ryan Stolte-Sawa

      Happened to a friend of mine. Very horrifying. ...ly cute.

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      • 1 vote
      #14.1 - Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:52 PM EDT
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      {"commentId":299369,"authorDomain":"gwenny"}
      Gwenny
      The tourist, Zhang Xinyan, then bit the panda during a struggle, before zookeepers were able to rescue the man.

      Rescue the man? WTF. How about the poor panda. I hope the zoo presses charges. Damn. Stupid humans.

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      • 1 vote
      Reply#15 - Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:50 PM EDT
      {"commentId":300461,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}
      Ryan Stolte-Sawa

      "I bit the fellow in the back," Zhang was quoted as saying in the newspaper.

      Anyone else picture a panda in a smoking jacket with a monocle and pipe?

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      Reply#16 - Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:53 PM EDT
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