There's a simple solution to this, and if she knew about this, she wouldn't have been such a wet blanket.
Get a can of refried beans. Remove the label. Put on the label from a can of dog food. Open the can at the event and dig in with a spoon.
Problem solved! Just make sure nobody gets too close to notice that what you're eating isn't quite the right consistency. Hey, even your dog might like them!
Just make sure you roll down the window on the way home... you and your dog both might raise a stink.
So wait, this event was basically to eat dog food, and she declined...WTF?!?!
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