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Kansas Man Shoot Himself in Groin

Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:18 PM EST
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Jason Ford

Who says there's no justice anymore?

  • 3 votes
Reply#2 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:50 PM EST
Writer X

This is just nuts.

  • 13 votes
Reply#3 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:51 PM EST
munzilla

It took some balls to do that.

  • 2 votes
#3.1 - Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:14 AM EST
Alpha Maille

It took some balls to do that.

Yeah, but I bet he doesn't have the balls to do it again.

  • 4 votes
#3.2 - Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:19 PM EST
Writer X

Yeah, but I bet he doesn't have the balls to do it again.

Correction: He has the ball to do it again.

;)

  • 1 vote
#3.3 - Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:11 PM EST
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Anonymous-114101

Just one word describes this: "Awesome"

He should have shot both testicles to eliminate the possiblity of reproducing another idiot.

  • 5 votes
Reply#4 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:53 PM EST
Jim Dent

Gives a whole new meaning to the saying "I'd give my left nut for one of those...."

  • 3 votes
Reply#5 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:23 PM EST
MrESquid

the fact that he shot himself twice makes this 10 times funnier.

is he now eligible for the darwin award? i mean, you have to die, usually, but being shot in the testicle may have rendered him unable to reproduce, which is all that really matters in natural selection.

  • 12 votes
Reply#6 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:47 PM EST
Titan124

Stop laughing at me. It was a mistake.

  • 2 votes
Reply#7 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:41 PM EST
protoolrobot

And i thought Joe Pesci refused to do anymore Home Alones...

    Reply#8 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:44 PM EST
    Server Technology

    Now that's a really bad day. Not only do you shoot yourself TWICE, including once in the nuts but then you have to deal with the ridicule at the hospital AND THEN you get to go to jail!

      Reply#9 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:45 PM EST
      Noah BradleyDeleted
      Celestina

      A kidnapping over stereo speakers?! Were they going to ransom the girl for stereo speakers?!

      • 2 votes
      Reply#11 - Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:52 AM EST
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