Kansas Man Shoot Himself in Groin

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{"commentId":381655,"authorDomain":"paperdragon"}

ha ha ha ha ha....

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  • 1 vote
Reply#1 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:33 PM EST
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{"commentId":381694,"authorDomain":"jasonford"}

Who says there's no justice anymore?

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  • 3 votes
Reply#3 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:50 PM EST
{"commentId":381810,"authorDomain":"WriterX"}

This is just nuts.

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  • 13 votes
Reply#4 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:51 PM EST
{"commentId":382770,"authorDomain":"munzilla"}

It took some balls to do that.

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  • 2 votes
#4.1 - Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:14 AM EST
{"commentId":383549,"authorDomain":"AlphaMaille"}
It took some balls to do that.

Yeah, but I bet he doesn't have the balls to do it again.

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  • 4 votes
#4.2 - Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:19 PM EST
{"commentId":383826,"authorDomain":"WriterX"}
Yeah, but I bet he doesn't have the balls to do it again.

Correction: He has the ball to do it again.

;)

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  • 1 vote
#4.3 - Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:11 PM EST
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{"commentId":381816,"authorDomain":"Anonymous-114101"}

Just one word describes this: "Awesome"

He should have shot both testicles to eliminate the possiblity of reproducing another idiot.

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  • 5 votes
Reply#5 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:53 PM EST
{"commentId":381866,"authorDomain":"jimdent"}

Gives a whole new meaning to the saying "I'd give my left nut for one of those...."

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  • 3 votes
Reply#6 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:23 PM EST
{"commentId":381918,"authorDomain":"MrESq"}

the fact that he shot himself twice makes this 10 times funnier.

is he now eligible for the darwin award? i mean, you have to die, usually, but being shot in the testicle may have rendered him unable to reproduce, which is all that really matters in natural selection.

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  • 12 votes
Reply#7 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:47 PM EST
{"commentId":382031,"authorDomain":"titan124"}

Stop laughing at me. It was a mistake.

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  • 2 votes
Reply#8 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:41 PM EST
{"commentId":382039,"authorDomain":"protoolrobot"}

And i thought Joe Pesci refused to do anymore Home Alones...

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    Reply#9 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:44 PM EST
    {"commentId":382040,"authorDomain":"servertech"}

    Now that's a really bad day. Not only do you shoot yourself TWICE, including once in the nuts but then you have to deal with the ridicule at the hospital AND THEN you get to go to jail!

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      Reply#10 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:45 PM EST
      {"commentId":382048,"authorDomain":"noah"}

      I liked how the AP thought it was essential to say the left one.

      That's some quality reporting, if you ask me.

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      • 8 votes
      Reply#11 - Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:48 PM EST
      {"commentId":382823,"authorDomain":"munzilla"}

      Had it been the right one, things might have turned out differently.

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      • 2 votes
      #11.1 - Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:56 AM EST
      {"commentId":382864,"authorDomain":"fnordloc"}

      This just proves that AP is biased toward the left.

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      • 4 votes
      #11.2 - Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:20 AM EST
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      {"commentId":382819,"authorDomain":"celestina"}

      A kidnapping over stereo speakers?! Were they going to ransom the girl for stereo speakers?!

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      • 2 votes
      Reply#12 - Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:52 AM EST
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