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{"commentId":460341,"authorDomain":"gregplancich"}
Oh man, what a great way to start your morning.
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- 6 votes
#1 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 9:47 AM EST{"commentId":460359,"authorDomain":"christopher"}
Proof that most Germans really don't have any sense of humour whatsoever ;)
Breaking off the ceremoy because of a joky response really IS a bit of an anal decision to make, that's just ridiculous! :D
{"commentId":460359,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"christopher"}
- 13 votes
#2 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 9:56 AM EST{"commentId":460367,"authorDomain":"wilhelm"}
It was in Austria, good sir. Austria.
{"commentId":460367,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"wilhelm"}
- 17 votes
{"commentId":460364,"authorDomain":"stevetherobot"}
Oh man, that sucked! I'm going to guess that official regulations required the ceremony be stopped, regardless of whether it was a joke or not.
{"commentId":460364,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"stevetherobot"}
- 2 votes
#3 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 9:58 AM EST{"commentId":460535,"authorDomain":"mohan37"}
oops, looks like you already made the comment i just posted. i agree...it's probably something like this.
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{"commentId":460381,"authorDomain":"vsarkiss"}
I agree it sucked, but there are some places you just shouldn't joke around.
In the airport: "Man, that movie last night was da bomb."
In the police station: "I'd kill for a cup of coffee right now."
I'm sure you can think of others.
{"commentId":460381,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"vsarkiss"}
- 6 votes
#4 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 10:08 AM EST{"commentId":460397,"authorDomain":"stephan"}
The fact that someone would still use the phrase "da bomb" is enough to arrest them... They don't even need to be in an airport. ;)
{"commentId":460397,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"stephan"}
- 13 votes
{"commentId":460414,"authorDomain":"ShamanicShift"}
When you see your old friends Jack and Jill (that you have not seen for ages) walking ahead of you a ways down the airport concourse you call out..."Hi JILL..." (not "HI J--k!") right?
{"commentId":460414,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"ShamanicShift"}
- 3 votes
{"commentId":461733,"authorDomain":"softfacts"}
In the airport: "Man, that movie last night was da bomb."
Funny story. I'm getting on a flight a day or two after the Richard Reid thing and I don't realize they're checking the shoes on everybody now. I walk up to the security checkpoint and the inspector asks me to remove them. "My shoes?" I say and -- forgetting to think before I speak -- I make the following comment about their terrible odor:
"Okay... It's your funeral." Guess who got some extra-special treatment that night?
{"commentId":461733,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"softfacts"}
- 1 vote
{"commentId":462605,"authorDomain":"christ"}
In the telephone company's central office: "That movie was off the hook."
At the Cisco support call center: "While I was restocking the coffee bar with sugar, I dropped a bunch of packets."
I'm here all night, folks. Actually, I'd better quit while I'm ahead.
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{"commentId":460475,"authorDomain":"jweinraub"}
I would of thought she would of said "Nein!"....sorry dumb joke...at least I think it's one. Okay time to get more coffee.....
{"commentId":460475,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"jweinraub"}
- 1 vote
#5 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 11:41 AM EST{"commentId":460483,"authorDomain":"boats"}
Poor woman, hope the groom has a sense of humor. The officials in Steyr certainly don't.
{"commentId":460483,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"boats"}
- 1 vote
#6 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 11:48 AM EST{"commentId":460530,"authorDomain":"mohan37"}
maybe it's a legal thing. imagine if someone is being forced to marry or something. if they hear a 'no,' they have to call it off. i dunno. let's give some benefit-of-the-doubt to the person who probably had a lot of experience marrying people.
{"commentId":460530,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"mohan37"}
- 2 votes
#7 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 12:23 PM EST{"commentId":461476,"authorDomain":"bondibox"}
True. The last thing this couple would want is to find out someday that the marriage is null because witnesses said she indicated negative at the time.
{"commentId":461476,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"bondibox"}
{"commentId":460612,"authorDomain":"witchofthenorth"}
the Austrian newspaper Oberoesterreichischen Nachrichten
...way off topic but, holy crap! How long is a story going to be if that's just the name of the paper.
{"commentId":460612,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"witchofthenorth"}
- 7 votes
#8 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 1:03 PM EST{"commentId":460726,"authorDomain":"stevencwatts"}
These days more and more Austrians are turning to television newscasts, or as they call it, Brachnastengreivichisenblochensteiven.
{"commentId":460726,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"stevencwatts"}
- 7 votes
{"commentId":460843,"authorDomain":"koozebane"}
Ausgeseichnet!
{"commentId":460843,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"koozebane"}
- 1 vote
{"commentId":460990,"authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}
Gesundheit!
{"commentId":460990,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"stolte-sawa"}
- 4 votes
{"commentId":461354,"authorDomain":"koozebane"}
Danke schoen, darling. Danke schoen.
{"commentId":461354,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"koozebane"}
- 1 vote
{"commentId":461645,"authorDomain":"ooglix"}
Damnit, Glinda, you beat me to noting the exact same thing! :P
{"commentId":461645,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"ooglix"}
{"commentId":460720,"authorDomain":"stevencwatts"}
There's a story to tell the grandchildren.
{"commentId":460720,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"stevencwatts"}
- 1 vote
#9 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 1:53 PM EST{"commentId":460839,"authorDomain":"koozebane"}
You VILL say YES at ze appropriate time......or suffer ze consequences, Fräulein.
{"commentId":460839,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"koozebane"}
- 3 votes
#10 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 2:52 PM EST{"commentId":460847,"authorDomain":"susanclaire"}
Wish that had happened to me...Uh-oh...did I say that out loud??
{"commentId":460847,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"susanclaire"}
- 2 votes
#11 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 2:56 PM EST{"commentId":461136,"authorDomain":"morwynd"}
no
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{"commentId":461281,"authorDomain":"tang"}
'NO..... matter what, I say Yes!'
{"commentId":461281,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"tang"}
- 5 votes
{"commentId":461320,"authorDomain":"koozebane"}
OOHHHHHH......
"I'm just a guy who cain't say no....!"
dum...dee....dum...dah.....
..
"WHEREEE the winds come SWWEEEEEEPING down the...."
um....
Ah. Forget it.
{"commentId":461320,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"koozebane"}
- 1 vote
{"commentId":461346,"authorDomain":"Parishville"}
she musta been hot
he waited long enough
{"commentId":461346,"threadId":"65770","contentId":"507535","authorDomain":"Parishville"}
- 1 vote
#12 - Fri Jan 5, 2007 8:23 PM EST{"canLink":false,"threadId":"65770","isPrivate":false}
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