Scientists Can't Get Sloth to Move

"Mats obviously wanted absolutely nothing to do with furthering science," said Axel Burchardt, a university spokesman.

Oh I very much disagree! He was simply interested in economics obviously :)

Good job Mats.

It took them three years before they figured this out? The thing doesn't want to move. No, it has no interest in furthering science, because it's a sloth.

did they try chocolate?

based on the headline, I thought this was an article about my brother-in-law.

this is the best laugh I have had in awhile.Way to go Matt

I will move when I am good and ready thankyouverymuch.

me sloth

you chunk

Isn't that the definition of sloth? Way to be true to yourself, Mats.

The definition of insanity is reforming the same test over and over and expecting different results.

Germany? Are we outsourcing ignorance now?

They could have done this with a cat.

Maybe the scientist's should use that new heat thrower (I'm a technical wizard) that the military has been showing on the news.

This was like an Onion article. Very cute. Do it, sloth.