Teens Accused of Making Ostrich Impotent

In soviet russia, ostrich make teen impotent with firecrackers.

That Gustav the Ostrich doesn't fool me. Like males of any other species he just over-did it in the festive season, rolled in late at the ostrich house reeking of drink, only to find his two lady ostriches waiting up with a rolling pin at the ready....

Apathetic and Depressed? Unable to "perform" for six months? I don't think so. Gustav was just hungover and it took six months to talk the ladies back round....

This made me laugh at first then I was in disbelief. Such a claim is ridiculous. If this is what the world is becoming concerned with, then I'm assuming we need to reevaluate our priorities. Honestly, is this breeder going to sue because his Ostrich couldn't mate. Oh please.

I can't believe this got to the the front page of Newsvine. It's sad.

It's good to see that stupid lawsuits aren't a US phenomenon. If Ostrich's were mentally capable of getting depressed because some boys were loud, they would be studied and not eaten. I think the farmer just needs some hotter she-Ostrich's to get him going.