*snort* just kidding *snooort*
Come on - does anyone believe the rebuttal?
I stick with my prior assessment: KR and Cockroaches will survive the apocalypse, due to their proven abilities:
1. to resist poisons (drugs; arsenic);
2. escape almost-beheadings (falling out of coconut trees; hitting with shoes);
3. pervasiveness (concerts, radio, parties, sightings; mansions, restaurants, apartments);
4. invasion abilities (soul of Johnny Depp; Will Smith movies);
5. mating/reproduction habits (seriously, WHO?; 400+ babies per female per year)
6. resistance to radiation (ability to withstand intensity of Jagger; see Wikipedia);
7. cannibalistic tendencies (see above and previous article; yep - that's why just poisoning a few can kill a whole colony)
8. AND FINALLY longevity without known sustenance (continued sellout concerts of the Rolling Stones; can be captured under a glass for a fortnight and then move again when glass is removed when boyfriend finally arrives to "Kill It - killitkillitkillitkillitKILLIT!!!").
What a shame! It would be tragic if it weren't so pathetic.
Actually he's telling the truth. He was a little mixed up at the time, and a little high. He injected his father...... totally different from snorting.
Ha!
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