Box of Condoms Leads to Evacuation

What makes a package suspicious?

Plain brown wrapper= suspicious

Does this mean the next story will be about a college dorm being cleared because a freshman bought a sex toy?

A childhood that never taught it to trust people.

I blame the parents.

Sounds like this package created a lot of problems. Send it to me, I'll take it from there.

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to evacuate a building because of a wrapped box, mayhaps when viewed from a different angle evacuating the building was secondary. From a mothers point of view, when confronted with the same package on her living room floor removing the wrapper and disclosing 500 condoms she may well have evacuated her bladder when she realized who probably put it there. From a fathers point of view that same little SOB, he chased away from his baby girl may well have, in one fell swoop caused him to evacuate his bowels having come to the same conclusion!!, You never know about plain brown wrappers.