Paris Hilton Released From L.A. Jail

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{"commentId":811537,"authorDomain":"paperdragon"}
World Awaits Paris Hilton's Return

Hahahahaha.....

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  • 8 votes
Reply#1 - Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:47 PM EDT
{"commentId":811572,"authorDomain":"baxter"}

Awaits what? The wisdom she collected from her hard time inside?

Fashion advice? Financial advice?

What? What could anyone possibly be waiting to hear from this girl? What could one possibly be waiting to see? Why does anyone care what happens to her next.

If I were her, I'd arrange the most surreptitious travel possible to a small airstrip, from which I'd take the private jet to points beyond, and I'd stay gone for awhile.

Then again, if I had her money, I probably would have pulled up stakes for the Mediterranean coast long ago.

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  • 8 votes
#1.1 - Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:58 PM EDT
{"commentId":811619,"authorDomain":"davidmcgirr"}

This article is the most liberal use of the phrase "the world awaits".
Is the world confined to several families in Southern California?

Bah. The woman is famous for being rich. And she was rich,
as far as I'm concerned by accident. She was born with a silver spoon.

She deserves no fame, and as far as I'm concerned she shouldn't be
in the news at all. She said the food was terrible, and she was depressed.

IT'S PRISON. IT'S NOT A @!$%#ING PENTHOUSE. YOU ARE BEING PUNISHED.

Ok. ok...ok... rant over. But my points remain valid.

-Dave

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  • 6 votes
#1.2 - Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:14 PM EDT
{"commentId":811636,"authorDomain":"vikibabbles"}

DAVID!!!!! I'VE MISSED YOU SO!!!!! MWAH MWAH MWAH!!!!!

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#1.3 - Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:20 PM EDT
{"commentId":811685,"authorDomain":"davidmcgirr"}

I'm doing another of my fly-by-night visits.
Checking up on the various vinemeets...

I shant be touching down on American soil in 2007.
...I shall reveal nothing of my plans beyond that.

There may be an article about it in the future.
It's a rather expansive plan, been working on it for a while.

-Dave

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#1.4 - Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:36 PM EDT
{"commentId":811729,"authorDomain":"vikibabbles"}

Oh, boohoohoo. I was really hoping you were going to make it here.

Now I'm sad.

I guess that gives me something to look forward to for 2008?

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#1.5 - Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:46 PM EDT
{"commentId":811774,"authorDomain":"davidmcgirr"}

Indeed it does.

I've been planning to visit south carolina for nearly 2 years now,
and while i may well do, there's more to America than just SC....

*wink*

-Dave

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#1.6 - Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:01 PM EDT
{"commentId":820644,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

David, the "world awaits" column irked me enough to seed it this way.

Sometimes we may peeve each other but on this on we agree.

Fortunately even Us Magazine agrees with us, or at least on this topic.

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    #1.7 - Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:01 PM EDT
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    {"commentId":811633,"authorDomain":"vikibabbles"}

    Actually, the world awaits an end to war and poverty. Paris Hilton? Ah, no.

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    • 3 votes
    Reply#2 - Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:19 PM EDT
    {"commentId":812459,"authorDomain":"ronco104"}

    i'm just a waiting

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      Reply#3 - Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:39 AM EDT
      {"commentId":812500,"authorDomain":"bartning"}

      The rabble'll want Mother Teresa returned from the grave to serve her time too! Joan of Arc will take her place! Watch out rabble!

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      Reply#4 - Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:42 AM EDT
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