Jessica Alba Tries Comedy in Latest Role

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{"commentId":1033948,"authorDomain":"simon-says"}

Niceeeeeeee...

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Reply#1 - Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:29 PM EDT
{"commentId":1049409,"authorDomain":"tang"}

I'm absolutely torn,

a) get watch Jessica Alba for ~2 hours

b) have to watch her in a romantic comedy for ~2 hours

The decision was easy with Into the Blue, which was a combination of my 2 favorite things ;)

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Reply#2 - Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:04 PM EDT
{"commentId":1049490,"authorDomain":"thevineofhob"}

I @!$%#ing hate Dane Cook, now more than ever.

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#2.1 - Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:36 PM EDT
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{"commentId":1052559,"authorDomain":"scientificblog"}
Alba: I don't know. I really don't. I love science. I've always loved biology, like I'm almost a little obsessed with it. It's kind of unhealthy. Science Daily is one of my bookmarks.

Well, well, well. Lady Scientist may be in for some bad news if Jessica returns my phone call ...

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Reply#3 - Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:45 PM EDT
{"commentId":1052571,"authorDomain":"paperdragon"}

Aw Jeez. Now we'll never shut him up....

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#3.1 - Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:49 PM EDT
{"commentId":1053272,"authorDomain":"tang"}

I love her even more now.

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#3.2 - Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:36 PM EDT
{"commentId":1053273,"authorDomain":"tang"}

.... and, I have to admit that I didn't read a word of the article till now.

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#3.3 - Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:37 PM EDT
{"commentId":1053336,"authorDomain":"thevineofhob"}

I still haven't. I try, but she keeps making me look at her. That smile alone is deadly. Then add the whole package plus a scientifically proven perfect gait...

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#3.4 - Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:04 AM EDT
{"commentId":1053337,"authorDomain":"thevineofhob"}

@!$%#, I need to go watch Dark Angel DVDs now.

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#3.5 - Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:05 AM EDT
{"commentId":1053465,"authorDomain":"tang"}

Y'know, I've never actually watched that show. You'd think that I would like it: sci-fi, future Seattle, Jessica Alba.... I don't know why!

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#3.6 - Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:35 AM EDT
{"commentId":1053568,"authorDomain":"scientificblog"}

Well, it sucked. So that's proof that James Cameron sticking his name on something won't make it good. Come to think of it, has she ever actually been in a good and/or successful movie? Other than wearing my shirts while she takes out the garbage, I don't know why she is famous.

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#3.7 - Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:08 AM EDT
{"commentId":1053947,"authorDomain":"thevineofhob"}

Dark Angel didn't suck. Was it the greatest thing on TV? No. But it was at least above average. Though it was getting progressively worst with each episode, so if it had made a third season, that probably would have been unwatchable.

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    #3.8 - Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:34 AM EDT
    {"commentId":1054142,"authorDomain":"tang"}
    Other than wearing my shirts while she takes out the garbage,

    That photo is $$.

    I don't know why she is famous.

    Are you kidding me? She's famous b/c she's the hottest chick on Earth. And I passed the /hot-chicks torch onto you.... sheesh. Sin City was a good movie. Into the Blue was a good movie - just to name a couple.

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    #3.9 - Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:52 AM EDT
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    {"commentId":1052579,"authorDomain":"spookybf"}

    Jessica Alba is an actor?!

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    Reply#4 - Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:51 PM EDT
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