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Thousands of Bananas Wash Up on Shore

Wed Nov 7, 2007 9:42 AM EST
world-news, odd-news, bananas, beached, dutch-north-sea
Associated Press

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Thousands of bananas lay on the beach on Terschelling island, northern Netherlands, Wednesday, Nov. 7, 2007. The bananas washed onto the beach of the Dutch island early Wednesday, after a load of containers were swept from the ship Duncan Island, coast guard officials said. (AP Photo/Marleen Swart) MAGAZINES OUT

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AMSTERDAM — Thousands of bananas washed up on two Dutch North Sea islands on Wednesday after at least six containers fell off a cargo ship in a storm and at least one burst open, a local official said.

"I think everybody on the island has a bunch now," said Gossen Buren, a shipping official at the local lighthouse.

A half-mile stretch of beach on Terschelling island, 70 miles north of Amsterdam, was littered with bunches of unripe fruit from Cuba, Buren said. Bananas also washed up on neighboring Ameland island.

Terschelling residents are no strangers to stuff turning up on their beach; a year ago thousands of tennis shoes, aluminum briefcases and children's toys washed ashore, drawing crowds of treasure-hunting residents. Some 20 years ago it was a load of sweaters.

Plenty of beachcombers came early Wednesday for a look, said Buren, "but not as many as when we had the sneakers."

Buren said he hadn't tasted any of the bananas to see if they were salty. "It still looks pretty green," he said.

It wasn't immediately clear what would happen to the bananas. Buren said some locals had suggested sending them to nearby zoos.

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  • Public Discussion (32)
Whyren

A unsettling calm fell over witnesses as the screeching of hordes of monkeys could be heard approaching from over the distant hills...

  • 16 votes
Reply#1 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 10:22 AM EST
Ryan Stolte-Sawa

If only Columbus had a shore.

  • 1 vote
Reply#2 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 10:26 AM EST
douglasq

Be careful. Wouldn't want to slip on a banana peel.

  • 2 votes
Reply#3 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 10:31 AM EST
Ryan Stolte-Sawa

When I worked at the produce stand, I used to draw price signs for all the fruit. I used to write "YES! Bananas" on the banana signs. It was an homage.

  • 2 votes
#3.1 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 10:33 AM EST
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greck

I think it's a plague, this is like...biblical.

I think it's god's way of saying that the netherlands is a modern day soddom,

while simultaneously showing his whimsical side.

I wonder if this is gonna go down in the annals of smiting as one of god's biggest blunders.

  • 2 votes
Reply#4 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 11:11 AM EST
Whyren

Terschelling residents are no strangers to stuff turning up on their beach; a year ago thousands of tennis shoes, aluminum briefcases and children's toys washed ashore

Either that or He really doesn't like Chinese trade.

  • 3 votes
#4.1 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 11:24 AM EST
douglasq

thousands of tennis shoes, aluminum briefcases and children's toys

"If I were MacGuyver, I could make a jeep out of this." - Paul Reiser

  • 2 votes
#4.2 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 12:40 PM EST
Jack Huang

MacGuyver could make New Amsterdam out of that. :-p

    #4.3 - Thu Nov 8, 2007 4:35 AM EST
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    Dennis M Wright

    Yes, we have some bananas. We have some bananas today ...

    • 4 votes
    Reply#5 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 11:29 AM EST
    Raconteur

    30,000. Thousand pounds....

    Of Dutch bananas.

    Harry Chapin was a prophet. Just had the wrong country...

    • 1 vote
    #5.1 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 12:34 PM EST
    KRich

    I was confused, cause Scranton isn't on the coast.

      #5.2 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 12:50 PM EST
      DSMc2gal

      Y E T !

      • 1 vote
      #5.3 - Fri Nov 9, 2007 2:26 PM EST
      Reply
      beaglebeat

      Leave it to the inventive Dutch to get something out of the North Sea besides herring.

      • 2 votes
      Reply#6 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 12:17 PM EST
      Raat ki Raani

      This looks like a job for All the Top Bananas.

      One thing seems certain. With all the health benefits from bananas, these Dutch islanders will be very healthy with everyone endowed with a generous bunch!

      • 1 vote
      Reply#7 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 12:27 PM EST
      QACoach

      Shame there's a writers strike going on right now. This could be a great Saturday Night Live skit.

      • 2 votes
      Reply#8 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 12:55 PM EST
      Juliet

      (Both newsreaders have a really creepy smile, and speak in that voice that can annoy the crap out of anyone)

      Newsie 1: This just in folks, bananas are invading the Earth!
      Newsie 2: That's right, soon enough we'll turn back into monkeys and we'll have to eat them all!
      Newsie 1: (slightly maniacally) And we'll all end up singing our new international anthem, "I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts!" Why coconuts, I have no idea! It's just a wonderful song!

      (Newsie 2 gives 1 a strange look, then returns to smiling at the camera.)

      {I am deranged. Yup.}

      • 1 vote
      #8.1 - Thu Nov 8, 2007 7:20 AM EST
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      Trevor Fitzright

      There is a famous book and a television series called 'Sil, the beachcomber' as it used to be the profession of the poor on Terschelling, living only from the stuff the sea washed ashore.
      In earlier days they even lit fires on the beach to lure ships to shore.

      Somebody apparently really needed bananas.

      • 3 votes
      Reply#9 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 12:58 PM EST
      Raat ki Raani

      Trevor - this is just down the road (or up the river) for you. Go pack a bunch:-)

      Reminds me of the story last year when a cargo ship came ashore in Cornwall. That yielded rich pickings for many. Like Harley Davidsons, luxury cars, exclusive watches, perfumes etc. An Aladdins Cave. In a ship!

      • 2 votes
      #9.1 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 1:04 PM EST
      Trevor Fitzright

      Like Harley Davidsons, luxury cars, exclusive watches, perfumes etc. An Aladdins Cave. In a ship!

      Great, and you're telling me to fetch bananas. I'll wait for the Harleys and jump on the first boat to Terschelling when they arrive.

      • 3 votes
      #9.2 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 1:15 PM EST
      Raat ki Raani

      LOL.

      Well, you gotta take an opportunity when it comes. As it happens kinda. Today's bananas can be tomorrows Harleys. Banana beer has a wonderful aftertaste. Think about it.

      • 3 votes
      #9.3 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 1:20 PM EST
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      Thura

      I am sure there is a Banana and Amsterdam joke in here somewhere. Anyone have a peel for banana jokes?

      • 2 votes
      Reply#10 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 1:12 PM EST
      Raat ki Raani

      Appeal withheld

      • 2 votes
      #10.1 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 1:14 PM EST
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      Juliet

      And on that magical day, bananas rained down on the people and they just laughed, chanting "We are bananas!" That they are children, that they are!

      My little story on how somebody who was high might have seen it. No value whatsoever.

      • 1 vote
      Reply#12 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 1:57 PM EST
      Whyren

      Is anyone else amazed this is still a top story despite everything else that's going on?

      • 2 votes
      Reply#13 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 4:08 PM EST
      Ryan Stolte-Sawa

      No. Bananas are the most important thing in the world. And the Associated Press feed agrees.

      • 3 votes
      #13.1 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 5:41 PM EST
      greck

      bananas are more interesting than Brittney; now that's news!

      • 1 vote
      #13.2 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 5:50 PM EST
      Ryan Stolte-Sawa

      I coulda told you that.

      • 1 vote
      #13.3 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 5:54 PM EST
      greck

      we've always known they were more intelligent, artistically talented and have more potassium; but more interesting to the general public? I dunno...

      • 1 vote
      #13.4 - Wed Nov 7, 2007 6:41 PM EST
      DSMc2gal

      "Don't put banana in ice-box."

      • 1 vote
      #13.5 - Fri Nov 9, 2007 2:31 PM EST
      Reply
      Whyren

      They've got a picture from when sneakers stormed the beach here

      • 1 vote
      Reply#14 - Fri Nov 9, 2007 9:24 AM EST
      cass4

      damn... I really need to move to Amsterdam. That would be the best blazed beach trip ever!

        Reply#15 - Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:57 PM EST
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