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Domesticated chimp is missing in California forest

Tue Jul 1, 2008 3:53 AM EDT
us-news, odd-news, southern-california, escape, chimp
Christina Hoag, Associated Press
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<p>LaDonna, left, and St. James Davis hold a news conference Monday, June 30, 2008, in Los Angeles, to discuss the disappearance of Moe their chimpanzee. Moe went missing on Friday from his wildlife refuge. (AP Photo/Ric Francis)</p>

LaDonna, left, and St. James Davis hold a news conference Monday, June 30, 2008, in Los Angeles, to discuss the disappearance of Moe their chimpanzee. Moe went missing on Friday from his wildlife refuge. (AP Photo/Ric Francis)

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LOS ANGELES — A 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest after escaping his cage.

The chimp called Moe disappeared Friday from Jungle Exotics, which trains animals for the entertainment industry. The chimp wandered into a house next door, surprising construction workers who saw him head for a nearby mountain.

A weekend search in the San Bernardino National Forest 50 miles east of Los Angeles came up empty.

"I yelled his name out for hours, for hours, with no one else around. Nothing. Not even a hoot," said LaDonna Davis, who owns Moe with husband St. James Davis.

The Davises, who raised Moe in suburban West Covina for more than three decades, contracted a helicopter to fly over the forest Saturday and Sunday, hoping the noise would flush Moe out of hiding, said Mike McCasland, who's serving as the couple's spokesman. "That's the one thing that does spook him," he said.

"We think he may be hunkered down near a water source," said McCasland. "We think he's in a contained area a quarter-mile away but he's probably disoriented and the brush is extremely heavy."

Searchers also were making noise and calling Moe's name as they scoured the forest. "His survival instincts would probably kick in, even though he's been in captivity for a long time," McCasland said.

San Bernardino County officials were not involved in the search because the chimp did not pose an immediate threat to public safety, but Moe's escape will be investigated, said Brian Cronin, chief of the county's Department of Animal Control and Care Services.

"It's our impression that this was just an error," he said. "Jungle Exotics has always had exemplary ratings."

State Department of Fish and Game officials were investigating whether there was any violation of the facility's permit, said spokesman Steve Martarano.

St. James Davis brought Moe home from Tanzania in 1967 after the baby primate lost his mother to poachers. He and his wife treated Moe as their surrogate son, toilet-training him, teaching him to eat with a knife and fork and letting him sleep in their bed and watch TV.

But local authorities didn't view Moe in the same light. For years, the Davises waged a legal battle to keep Moe in their home.

They finally lost in 1999 when Moe bit part of a woman's finger off when she inserted her hand in his cage. The Davises said he mistook her red-painted fingernail for his favorite licorice. The incident also came after Moe mauled a police officer's hand.

Over the Davises' protests, Moe was taken to an animal sanctuary. But in 2005, when they took a cake to celebrate Moe's birthday with him, the couple was viciously attacked by two other chimpanzees who had escaped their cages.

The chimps nearly killed St. James Davis, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot and biting off chunks of his buttocks and legs, before the sanctuary owner shot the animals to death.

Moe was transferred to Jungle Exotics, where the Davises built him a state-of-the-art cage, McCasland said.

"He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp," McCasland said. "He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked."

The couple, who have no children, broke down in tears at a press conference in Los Angeles.

"What am I going to do?" sobbed LaDonna Davis.

"He meant the world to us," said St. James Davis. "He was the best man at my wedding."

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Billman

Dayyum....He ran off with that dudes nose.
I wonder if he was a secret agent chimp for Michael Jackson?

He had his nuts, ass and nose chewed off by chimpanzees?

I'm speechless...wow, that doesn't happen often.

  • 19 votes
Reply#1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 4:04 AM EDT
Jack Huang

Dayyum....He ran off with that dudes nose.

From the article.

But in 2005, when they took a cake to celebrate Moe's birthday with him, the couple was viciously attacked by two other chimpanzees who had escaped their cages.

The chimps nearly killed St. James Davis, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot and biting off chunks of his buttocks and legs, before the sanctuary owner shot the animals to death.

:-)

  • 7 votes
#1.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:03 PM EDT
tal6620

I had a neighbor that looked like that. She had a noise that could be removed. Once I saw her without the noise and it was strange to say the least.

  • 4 votes
#1.2 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 2:00 PM EDT
Billman

So what had happened was...
Moe was a sleeper agent, programmed by Michael to befriend these people, get taken away and then lure this man to the "chimp prison" where the other two chimps (also agents for Michael) were to chew off his nose and deliver it to the "King of Pop". Unfortunately, they were overachievers, and thought Mike might want some balls too. That's when things went bad and they got shot dead.
Moe didn't "escape to the forest" He was beamed back to Neverland.
(completely satirical fiction btw)

( edit) @ tal6620...
That's where Michael got the female nose from!!! It's your neighbors!!

  • 5 votes
#1.3 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 2:06 PM EDT
TacitusAndronicus

This is the beginning of the chimp uprising: watch your nose and balls, and your ass will follow!

Cornelius is about to get his!

  • 4 votes
#1.4 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 3:18 PM EDT
babin

"YOU BLEW IT UP!!!!!"

"Damn dirty apes...."

  • 3 votes
#1.5 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 3:30 PM EDT
TacitusAndronicus

Hahahah!

"You Chewed it off! Damn it to hell... you chewed it off...!"

  • 3 votes
#1.6 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 3:52 PM EDT
patricia-319321

Billman, that is not nice at all :(

  • 1 vote
#1.7 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 6:49 PM EDT
Reply
Jerry Verlinger

"He meant the world to us," said St. James Davis. "He was the best man at my wedding."

I'm sorry, but this man is f*cking screwball!

Chimps ate his foot?! .....Chewed off his nose?! ...... chewed off his BALLS?!

.......... and he had a chip for his "BEST MAN" at his wedding?!!

  • 15 votes
Reply#2 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 4:22 AM EDT
Teodoro Leon 3

And

They finally lost in 1999 when Moe bit part of a woman's finger off when she inserted her hand in his cage. The Davises said he mistook her red-painted fingernail for his favorite licorice. The incident also came after Moe mauled a police officer's hand.

I can't believe I'm commenting on this smoke screen.It did it's job,distracting me from real important issues.Shame on whoever put this monkey crap on the front page.Of course ,it could be a warning about the movie"Planet of the Apes" and not the one with Wahlberg.And here I thought I had the Trilateral Commission ,Skull and Bones,Spooks,the deriding of the Constitution,NSPD 51,the Illuminati Agenda,the Bilderberger group and so many others to worry about.
The true enemy is the Primate that many of you claim to have descended from.Oh,my!LOL
"thank you" Newsvine for helping me get my priorities straight.
If it hadn't been on the front page....

  • 2 votes
#2.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 11:22 AM EDT
CurtisLow

After the chimp bit off his nose, if it would have been me, It would have chimp soup. The End.

Chewed off his nuts? that makes mine hurt just thinking about it... James Davis must be into S&M?

    #2.2 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 11:32 AM EDT
    rbrazys

    The nut and face chewing happened after Moe was the best man at the wedding and had bit two people, it was also not done by Moe but two other Chimps that had escaped from their cages where Moe was being held for biting the two people.

    • 2 votes
    #2.3 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 1:55 PM EDT
    Jerry Verlinger

    Thank you for keeping the details of this impotnt story straight.

    • 2 votes
    #2.4 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 8:50 PM EDT
    Captain Nemo

    If a chimp chewed my nose and balls off, no chimp would ever enter my home again.

    • 1 vote
    #2.5 - Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:53 PM EDT
    StoneCold-363654

    Were the other two named Larry & Curly?

      #2.6 - Thu Mar 5, 2009 1:03 AM EST
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      ericslocum

      I don't find this funny in the least. It is heartbreaking on many levels. Billman, do you just go from post to post looking to make creepy comments?

      • 12 votes
      Reply#3 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 4:51 AM EDT
      Billman

      Quit stalking me!!!

      NO, I won't go out with you!!

      • 8 votes
      #3.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 11:12 AM EDT
      Billman

      When there is a real news story, I try to write intelligently about it. When it is a silly article like this one, I make light of it.

      The whole "news" here is summed up in the first three paragraphs. The rest of the story basically addresses the picture of the guy with no nose.

      You can call me "creepy" if you want to, but the only reason you opened this article was your morbid curiosity about what happened to the dudes nose.

      (well, that and your obsession with me!)

      =-p

      • 3 votes
      #3.2 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 2:34 PM EDT
      Reply
      Stephen Gl

      ITS A WILD ANIMAL AND IT TO EAT HIM! BE GLAD HE'S GONE!

      • 3 votes
      Reply#4 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 5:02 AM EDT
      Brian White

      Two other, unrelated chimps attacked him. His 'pet' chimp never attacked him.

      • 3 votes
      #4.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:16 PM EDT
      Reply
      ericslocum

      Stephen, it's a very complicated story with many layers and can't be explained away in such a simplistic way. It's quite sad and deserving of more research on your part before summing it up in a simple sentence. Buh-bye Chimp- doesn't tell the story or lead to any solutions to this problem of wild animals as pets.

      • 5 votes
      Reply#5 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 5:06 AM EDT
      ShaunV

      This is sad.

      It was not the pet chimp that attacked the man. There are humans who attack other humans. Should we avoid all humans because of that?

      I also find it interesting that the article seems to suggest that the chimp is a child substitute.

      Why can't people believe that these people may just love the chimp for being a chimp?

      They know the chimp is not a child. Pets, IMO, are an inter-species adoption.

      • 12 votes
      #5.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 7:56 AM EDT
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      babin

      LMAO

      • 2 votes
      #5.4 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 10:10 AM EDT
      Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

      There are humans who attack other humans. Should we avoid all humans because of that?

      Just the ones carrying chainsaws at night. But it's always a judgment call.

      • 8 votes
      #5.5 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 11:08 AM EDT
      ShaunV

      But it's always a judgment call.

      Agreed.

      Some Humans will bite your nose off or maybe an ear... Wasn't there a boxer who did that during a fight? I don't think they caged or Euthanized him.

      • 4 votes
      #5.6 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 11:35 AM EDT
      Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

      Years ago, growing up in Central Florida, I used to go swimming near this place called Lithia Springs. It was a near pristine area of woods and natural springs. Also it was an area where they used to film the old Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies. It was a local urban legend that some of the animals escaped, and were never recovered in those woods. Monkeys were reported being seen quite often. It's probable all condos by now.

      • 3 votes
      #5.7 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 11:48 AM EDT
      ShaunV

      Lithia Springs.

      Interesting story, Daniel. I think a lot of pristine woods are now condos.....Sigh!

      BTW, you may already know this, but they likely called it Lithia springs because it likely contained high levels of natural lithium salts.

      Many spring waters do.....Evian is but one brand of bottled spring water that is high in lithium salts.

      • 4 votes
      #5.8 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 11:53 AM EDT
      Jack Huang

      Many spring waters do.....Evian is but one brand of bottled spring water that is high in lithium salts.

      Hey, that means Evian isn't tap water! *runs to buy Evian*

      • 1 vote
      #5.9 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:06 PM EDT
      biggerthebetter

      Sean, I do believe they caged the boxer who bit off an ear. It's called jail!

      • 1 vote
      #5.10 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 1:07 PM EDT
      ShaunV

      Hey, that means Evian isn't tap water! *runs to buy Evian*

      No it's definitely not tap water, Jack. :)

      The spring is in the french alps.

      The water is naturally filtered over the course of many years...not sure how many, but more than ten. The water in the aquifer travels through mountain rock and glacial sand and that is where the minerals come from.

      • 2 votes
      #5.11 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 1:17 PM EDT
      ShaunV

      Sean, I do believe they caged the boxer who bit off an ear. It's called jail!

      Agreed. But he wasn't caged for life like the Chimp. He's out, now.

      • 1 vote
      #5.12 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 1:19 PM EDT
      babin

      Yet Marv Albert roams free...

      >:(

      • 2 votes
      #5.13 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 1:26 PM EDT
      Reply
      Stephen Gl

      He is a wild animal, as I will state again. I am sure they felt like they lost a family member, but he would be better served to live in his natural environment. I think it is selfish to keep wild animals for pets. I am for people who rehabilitate them. Plus, he ate the dude's face.

      • 5 votes
      Reply#6 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 5:12 AM EDT
      FatsoDeleted
      babin

      But God after all that you keep one as a pet. A bit Masochistic, emotionally if not anything else.

      Maybe some type of recommended therapy.

      If I was emasculated and hideously deformed by any species I'm sure I'd go medieval on them and wipe a few out. That's just me.

      Take my nose and my testicles? I'm going hunting.

      • 2 votes
      #6.2 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 10:33 AM EDT
      Billman

      So this particular chimp didn't deform the guy. He just bit off a woman's finger and mauled a cop.

      • 1 vote
      #6.3 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 11:15 AM EDT
      babin

      Yeah but two others did when they got jealous over a birthday cake - That's enough evidence to go postal on the whole species for this guy.

      But in 2005, when they took a cake to celebrate Moe's birthday with him, the couple was viciously attacked by two other chimpanzees who had escaped their cages.

      What Shi* luck!

      • 1 vote
      #6.4 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:01 PM EDT
      Jack Huang

      Yeah but two others did when they got jealous over a birthday cake - That's enough evidence to go postal on the whole species for this guy.

      Ah yes, because the next time anyone gets killed/maimed by a hippo/lion/cobra, we should just "go postal on the whole species for this guy."

      That makes perfect sense.

      What Shi* luck!

      True dat.

      • 3 votes
      #6.5 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:07 PM EDT
      babin

      Not "WE" , but I would understand if this guy does. I see how my sentence could be read to infer otherwise.

      I have nothing against lions tigers and bears but oh my if one bites off my hands feet and balls I might seek a little payback.

      Why I'm sure we all agree wild animals belong in the wild. And if you get in the cage with one you'll probably lose.

      • 1 vote
      #6.6 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:12 PM EDT
      Brian White

      but he would be better served to live in his natural environment.

      Not necessarily.

      St. James Davis brought Moe home from Tanzania in 1967 after the baby primate lost his mother to poachers.

      • 6 votes
      #6.7 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:19 PM EDT
      Reply
      ericslocum

      Well, you're absolutely right about wild animals as pets. It's an enormous and under-reported problem in this country. I saw a Dateline piece on this particular story and it is quite sad.

      • 6 votes
      Reply#7 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 5:16 AM EDT
      babin

      But in 2005, when they took a cake to celebrate Moe's birthday with him, the couple was viciously attacked by two other chimpanzees who had escaped their cages.

      The chimps nearly killed St. James Davis, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot and biting off chunks of his buttocks and legs, before the sanctuary owner shot the animals to death.

      "He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked."

      Seriously though. Why risk it.....let the thing go.

      • 2 votes
      #7.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 10:38 AM EDT
      Billman

      "He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked."

      You would htink that of all people, this guy who owned a chimp for years would know how to not provoke a chimp. Yet he was basically eaten by 2 chimps. The dude is a whacko.

      • 1 vote
      #7.2 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 11:17 AM EDT
      Reply
      Firebrat

      well I personally hope they find the chimp, I mean they obviously love the dang thing....
      and it eats from a fork at the dinner table...I mean holy crap. I dont buy so much that its "instincts" will kick in. If the animal is over 40 years old...40 YEARS old....its instincts are pretty much dead. Otherwise it would be too dangerous to be treating like your son.

      It takes a very long time for primates to become skilled hunters in the wild. And this little guy doesnt have enough time to master before he starves to death.

      • 3 votes
      Reply#8 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 5:33 AM EDT
      FirebratExpand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

      Stephen you are a moron, read the story. The chimp that is missing is not the one that aite the dudes face. That was two different chimps in 2005. This chimp was a rehabbed primate whos mother was killed. When you pull a baby out of the wild, and dont have a mother to feed it, and teach it how to survive it will surely die. Not knowing more of that story, dont make assumptions. You cant rehabilitate a baby like that very easily....especially in the 60's when they saved it. Nowadays they are getting better with that type of stuff. I agree to an extent of not keeping wild animals...however with many species' homes being destroyed...and their native people hunting and killing different animals...alot of animals are going extinct. If we dont keep a number of them in domestication they surely will all die. I breed several land trortoises that are almost extinct (legally) to keep them from being wipped off of this planet. And people are the reason they are dying in the numbers that they are.
      Look at the guinea pig, people killed all of them off in the wild. If it wasnt for domesticating them they would be extinct. Now, you find them in every pet store around pretty much.

      • 5 votes
      Reply#9 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 5:40 AM EDT
      Pietro Sommavilla

      "Over the Davises' protests, Moe was taken to an animal sanctuary. But in 2005, when they took a cake to celebrate Moe's birthday with him, the couple was viciously attacked by two other chimpanzees who had escaped their cages.."

      Can ever an animal become self-aware? Anyway I think that his next pet should be based on animal type, breed, size.. (click)

      ps
      Why can't we just leave wild animals in their free-roaming environment?

      • 5 votes
      Reply#10 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 5:45 AM EDT
      Brian White

      Why can't we just leave wild animals in their free-roaming environment?

      Because poachers kill them?

      • 4 votes
      #10.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:21 PM EDT
      Reply
      Firebrat

      why not? because people kill too many of them. ANd they "free roaming environment"...yeah get a clue dude. They are disappearing like crazy. I am not a freaking tree hugger, but I do understand the situation that we put animals into.

      • 3 votes
      Reply#11 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 5:58 AM EDT
      quixiotic

      This is one of the lamest AP stories to grace the front page of Newsvine. Given the current climate of election season on top of oil prices and wars upon wars, I find it hard to give a damn about this couple and the lost monkey.

      • 4 votes
      Reply#12 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 6:33 AM EDT
      bdabolina

      Someone at Newsvine must be having a little fun with these people, who are obviously insane.

      • 4 votes
      #12.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 7:25 AM EDT
      Brian White

      There's always elections. There's always wars. There's always people complaining about the price of gas.

      There are rarely stories about chimp lovers who have been mauled by chimps having their pet chimp escape to roam the woods of California.

      • 4 votes
      #12.2 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:24 PM EDT
      quixiotic

      That's true Brian, but this is far from national news, this is like the AP posting a lost puppy flier and passing it off as news.

        #12.3 - Thu Jul 3, 2008 5:10 AM EDT
        Reply
        benjaminstraight

        Let's find the chimp.

        • 4 votes
        Reply#13 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 7:01 AM EDT
        bdabolina

        It's not missing or lost, it's a monkey in the woods.

        • 4 votes
        Reply#14 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 7:03 AM EDT
        sunflowergirl

        I think stephen has a point. bottom line = animal. Firebrat, you're right too, they've domesticated it at this point. So yes, the chimp hasn't honed his instincts the way he would have. I think both points boil down to respect for what you're dealing with.

        People tend to forget that even domesticated animals still have instincts. And no matter how cute they are, or how much of a bond you have, animals don't process emotion the same way people do. (not saying they don't have them). I'm not being heartless, i've had dogs, cats, guinea pigs, turtles and fish in my years. I'm just saying people don't always respect animals for what they are, they focus on the posession and the "bond."

        Chimp is probably not seeing his break-away as an emotional journey. That said, I'd probably cry if my pets ran away too.

        Besides, who wants to live at home with mom and dad in their 30s?

        • 1 vote
        Reply#15 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 7:15 AM EDT
        Anti-G

        I wasn't aware that chimpazees lived for so long. I always thought it was about 25, 30 years.
        Although I'm iffy about this 'animal entertainment' industry, it does seem like they have quite a connection with the chimp. I hope a solution is found that works out for everyone.

        • 2 votes
        Reply#16 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 7:17 AM EDT
        Rixar13

        I believe chimpanzees are 99 percent genetically the same as us...? This one has an anger problem.

        • 1 vote
        #16.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 8:06 AM EDT
        Reply
        Rixar13

        Wonder if the Chimp works for the McCain election team? Just Kidding.

        • 1 vote
        Reply#17 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 8:02 AM EDT
        Anti-G

        Ouch!

        I don't think you should be insulting the chimp that way, Rix. LOL!

        • 1 vote
        #17.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 8:15 AM EDT
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        Pete ZaHutt

        sheesh. they should just get a pit-bull.

        • 5 votes
        Reply#18 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 8:20 AM EDT
        lovly2008

        May I suggest that Mr. Davis save the money spent on helicopter rentals to find this animal and buy himself a nose. Geese, that pic is so offensive.

          Reply#19 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 8:22 AM EDT
          bluecollarbytes

          This is one of the weirdest stories I've read in some time. And what about those human flesh-eating chimps?

          • 3 votes
          Reply#20 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 9:02 AM EDT
          ShaunV

          It's no different than human flesh eating humans like Jeffery Dahmer, or hanibal lecter of

          This guy from Japan.

          http://newsfromrussia.com/news/society/17-06-2008/105525-japan-0

          • 2 votes
          #20.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 9:14 AM EDT
          Reply
          Phaedrus72

          They need to find that monkey before it's too late and he causes even more damage. I hear he even started an ill fated and ill advised war in Iraq!!

          • 3 votes
          Reply#21 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 9:06 AM EDT
          ericfive

          Why do you people care about this?

            Reply#22 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 9:10 AM EDT
            babin

            I can't believe they put the pic of the guy without a nose (actually I
            can) as the cover pic - which has NOTHING to do with the story but gets
            the traffic - Then they make NO MENTION of of the fact that there is a
            disturbing image plastered against the article.

            Sorry but the guys face freaks me out...and it's obviously unrelated

            They finally lost in 1999 when Moe bit part of a woman's
            finger off when she inserted her hand in his cage. The Davises said he
            mistook her red-painted fingernail for his favorite licorice. The
            incident also came after Moe mauled a police officer's hand.

            Unless they just are mentioning something else Moe ate "He mistook it
            for his favourite plastic nose chew toy which his owner had resting on
            his face during a nap"

            Weird weird people.

            **I just noticed he's missing a finger too - He looks like THE FLY (the movie)

            • 1 vote
            Reply#23 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 9:45 AM EDT
            Brian White

            Please read the whole story. His nose was eaten off by another chimp.

            • 4 votes
            #23.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:30 PM EDT
            babin

            I'll eat off your nose.

            • 2 votes
            #23.2 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 1:27 PM EDT
            Jeff Mauney

            You are F'ing hilarious!

              #23.3 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 1:53 PM EDT
              Reply
              LC3

              A few months ago I saw a program about chimpanzee attacks. Despite they're looking cute and cuddly to us, they are extremely vicious when attacking. According to the experts on the show, a person has practically no chance against an attacking chimp. What happened to St. James Davis is typical of a chimp attack, except that he was fortunate enough to survive. Before seeing that program, I probably would have tried to pet a chimp; now I wouldn't go anywhere near one.

              • 2 votes
              Reply#24 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 9:53 AM EDT
              Jack Huang

              Absolutely. A typical chimp has many times the upper body strength of a typical human. Chimps are also one of the few species to be observed engaging in human-like violent mob behavior.

              So... yeah. You don't want to be near a chimp in a foul mood.

              • 5 votes
              #24.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:10 PM EDT
              Billman

              Chimpanzees have significantly more muscle mass, bone density, and consequent strength. An adult male chimpanzee has six to eight times the strength of an adult man.

              Source

              They are also unable to float (due to bone density and lack of body fat)
              and will avoid deep water unless confronted with a life or death situation. So if you do happen to find yourself in a fight with a chimp... pray there's a pool or lake near by.

              • 2 votes
              #24.2 - Mon Jul 7, 2008 2:09 AM EDT
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              Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

              This is why Newsvine is no longer my homepage.

              • 3 votes
              Reply#25 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 9:54 AM EDT
              babin

              It really does remind me of The Onion sometimes.

              Actually I think that should be my homepage.........*navigates away*

              • 1 vote
              #25.1 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 10:02 AM EDT
              Dan Hallo, aka, Zoilus

              The Real News, much better

                #25.2 - Tue Jul 1, 2008 12:44 PM EDT
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