PORTLAND — The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.
That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.
McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.
Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.
Private Indecency? I wish I could come up with laws like that.
Was the private decent before she gave it the squeeze?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
I just saw this on the local Portland news station. lol. Talk about a hand job he won't forget. xD
Good for her! She must have a fist of steel! lol
Damn Grannies', got some BALLS !!..........pun intended........ :)
Don't mess with us ole ladies!!!
THAT'S NUTS!!
Sucks ta be him...
"tore away" is probably not the phrase one wants to hear in such situations.
Obviously he didn't like the hand he was dealt.
I can't believe she let him get away. I mean, she had him in the palm of her hand...
If that ever happens to me...I'll be sure to follow her example. (sorry no pun here - I'm terrible at puns)
You're in Easy Mode. If you prefer, you can use XHTML Mode instead. |