Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

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PORTLAND — The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.

Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.

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{"commentId":4607457,"authorDomain":"anrkist"}

Private Indecency? I wish I could come up with laws like that.

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Reply#1 - Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:21 PM EST
{"commentId":4609184,"authorDomain":"Boothby"}

Was the private decent before she gave it the squeeze?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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#1.1 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:00 AM EST
{"commentId":4609738,"authorDomain":"eric24"}

I just saw this on the local Portland news station. lol. Talk about a hand job he won't forget. xD

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#1.2 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:04 AM EST
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{"commentId":4609055,"authorDomain":"alkimija"}

Good for her! She must have a fist of steel! lol

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Reply#2 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:35 AM EST
{"commentId":4609991,"authorDomain":"headstoney"}

Damn Grannies', got some BALLS !!..........pun intended........ :)

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Reply#3 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:50 AM EST
{"commentId":4610037,"authorDomain":"patsym546"}

Don't mess with us ole ladies!!!

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Reply#4 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:09 AM EST
{"commentId":4612172,"authorDomain":"liveevil68"}
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{"commentId":4613660,"authorDomain":"ruffwesley"}

THAT'S NUTS!!

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Reply#6 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:01 PM EST
{"commentId":4614344,"authorDomain":"mith1215"}

Sucks ta be him...

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Reply#7 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:41 PM EST
{"commentId":4614967,"authorDomain":"tigerblade"}

"tore away" is probably not the phrase one wants to hear in such situations.

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Reply#8 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:23 PM EST
{"commentId":4617595,"authorDomain":"blue-eyed-lady"}

Obviously he didn't like the hand he was dealt.

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Reply#9 - Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:20 PM EST
{"commentId":4621576,"authorDomain":"Cooper1"}

I can't believe she let him get away. I mean, she had him in the palm of her hand...

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Reply#10 - Thu Jan 1, 2009 10:16 AM EST
{"commentId":4687117,"authorDomain":"patriciaad"}

If that ever happens to me...I'll be sure to follow her example.  (sorry no pun here - I'm terrible at puns)

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Reply#11 - Tue Jan 6, 2009 2:13 PM EST
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