Chronic shoplifter pleads guilty in 61st arrest

The stolen creams are not working. Next time get oil of olay.

Stealing is working for her..this has been since 1956 she is doing really well.

I've been locked up in jail for about 3 hours at one time in my younger days and it was like tourture. So I can't begin to comprehend how someone can constantly go in and out of jail like it's a holiday inn. This lady, obviously, is a career criminal who refuse to give up her life of crime. Sad......

She may have needed room and board, or perhaps medical care. I have pondered the same scheme. After a brain aneurysm in the family, the money is gone. The VA doesn't want to help because I still have $5K remaining.

I know the jazz about "you did the crime now you have to pay the time," and yet I feel bad. She's an old lady, you don't put an old 86 year old lady in prison. I guess I'm just a sucker for the elderly.

Here's me getting stuck on a nitpicky little detail, but that's a lot of stuff she was trying to hide in her pants. I'd love to have seen what $252 worth of groceries in her pants looked like.

Are you SURE she's a woman??!!??

I say give her the cream if she's that motivated.

HELL she's probably been using it for years & needs rehab to get the orangutan off her back

You'd think with all those years of experience, she'd be better at it.

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when Jerry found out his parents shoplift all the time and they tell him that all the retired people do it - especially batteries - no one buys batteries any more.

Yikes!