ATHENS — When Ricky Butler went to sleep on a rural, East Tennessee roadside, he didn't have to worry about comfort but apparently he was feeling insecure. McMinn County deputies found the 31-year-old Decatur man sleeping on his back in a roadside ditch, with a loaded rifle on his chest and an almost empty jar of moonshine in the bib of his overalls.
Butler told deputies who woke him up Sunday that he didn't know where he was. He also told them the jar had been full.
Deputies said Butler also had a machete and hand-rolled cigarettes believed to be marijuana.
He is free on bond, charged with public intoxication, possession of drugs and unlawful possession of a weapon.
A public defender has been appointed but has not yet spoken to Butler, whose telephone number isn't listed.
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Information from: The Daily Post-Athenian, http://dpa.xtn.net
That must have been some really really good shine....................
This is the best headline I've seen since Man Fights Mountain Lion With Chainsaw
The way I seen it, this fella was quite comfy and mindin his own beeswax, when roodly innerupted durin his 40 winks by some bizybodys that shoulda been out doin real business like writin no parkin tickets or sumthin. Cant a fella git sum shut eye. He warnt hurtin no body.
Ah Athens, if it had been WV or KY I would have been checking the name to see if it was a relative.
Sounds like there was more loaded than just the rifle. Wonder if he calls his rifle Ol' Betsy?
H2
wow that can't be good for the world's image of the south yet again we southerners take a hit.
yet again we southerners take a hit.
Well you can look at it that way..............................
OR you can use it as a point of pride as in, we make the BEST moonshine down here. It's so good you will forget where you are and what you're doing.
Aren't too many places in the country that can claim that.
tru tru you got me there I'm just wondering if he had just a basic rifle or the whole gear queer set up you know rifle with so many gadgets on it he needs a lift and a sling just to pick it up.
"Ah swear officer it's jest ditchweed."
Sounds like he had one heck of a night, lol.
So let's review. The guy didn't - and wasn't - hurting anyone. So why bother arresting him at all?
he was passed out drunk in a ditch with a loaded rifle and they were arresting everyone sleeping in ditches that night sounds to me like racial profiling
he was passed out drunk in a ditch with a loaded rifle and they were arresting everyone sleeping in ditches that night sounds to me like racial profiling
OMG I just spit Pepsi all over my computer... very nice James! Sounds like something Ron White would say, lmao!
thank you thank you I try but my efforts would be nothing had it not been for this fine specimen passing out in a ditch with his shine and his rifle by his side
Yes I suppose he did supply the motivation behind this very entertaining thread. God bless rednecks in ditches... guns... and moonshine! ;c)
i hate it when this happens. lol.
I hate it when that happens too. Years ago, my husband and I were given a little bit of moonshine at a mountain wedding rehearsal party. My husband promply passed out which was smart...ooh, not me! I got up and danced, clogged like a pro- which was a sight to be seen since I had never clogged before. My face is turning red just remembering the next day...
Lol, I gotta get me some of that. ;c)
You can have my gun, weed and shine when you pry............What were we talking about?
And they thought they were prying his cold dead hands ....... till he moved. One deputy was heard to say "aw crap Darryl we don't get a new rifle"
Probably woke up thinking 'how did all these cops get in my room?'
The South will rise again...in handcuffs! HAHAHAHAHAHA
"A way down south in the land of cotton
good times there are not forgotten...
Um?
Occifer, where is I?"
I'm not allowed to sleep with my machete anymore. (sniff)
"Ditchweed!" LOL, good one!!
I think its pure and simple hillbilly prejudism. Where's the ACLU when you need em?
drunk passed out in a ditch with a bottle of cognac a rifle and 3 hookers
Clues that you've had a fun night
Man awakened in ditch with moonshine and rifle
Holy crap!
You know the cops were standing around that dude...
"You wake him up."
"No way man, you wake him up."
"I'm not waking him up, you wake him up."
Shine on.....
LMAO @ this story!!
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