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Plane crash details revealed on ‘Housewives’

Sun Jan 3, 2010 10:23 PM EST
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msnbc.com News — Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, msnbc.com - Only on msnbc.com
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— Goodbye, Karl: The plane crash took three lives on Wisteria Lane, including that of Karl, Julie's father, Susan's ex-husband and Bree's lover. Susan imagines what her life would have been like had she given her cheating ex another chance, and her fantasy involves a frustrated and sad version of herself gaining weight and coming on to a very uninterested Mike. She then loses the weight, but Karl leaves her anyway, so putting Teri Hatcher in a fat suit (and of course, having her stuff down cookies and cookie dough while wearing badly fitting clothes) seemed weird and just mean.

Life on wheels? Bree was devastated at Karl's death, but imagined a future where he cheated on her too, just as he had cheated on Susan. She then imagined a future where Orson had no life after she left him, surrounding himself with her photos and never remarrying. In real life, the doctor told her Orson would likely be paralyzed, so she'll have to decide if she'll leave him anyway or stay and help him get used to his new world.

More mysterious tidbits: While creepy, blackmailing Mona hung between life and death, Angie envisioned a world where Mona went to the cops and revealed Angie's true identity. In this world, she's Angie DeLuca, and a cop taunts her about her scary former lover, Patrick Logan, as Angie confesses it's really him the family is running from, not the authorities. She envisions a trial where she receives life without parole for undescribed actions that involved the death of a good family man, claiming that "no one was supposed to get hurt. ... We believed in something and wanted others to believe, too." (Angie seems a bit young to be in the SLA, but that seems like the kind of scenario they're hinting at.) But then Mona dies, so for now, Angie and family are still safe.

Lights, camera, action! Lynette saved Celia's life by pulling her out of the way of the plane, and Gaby believes her daughter was saved for a reason. In her fantasy, she envisions that Celia was saved to be an actress, and sees a horrible future where Carlos leaves her because she becomes a stage mother who won't let Celia lead a normal life. When she wakes up, she realizes her daughter is just fine the way she is and doesn't need a glamorous reason for being saved.

Baby mine: The show's ending story was its saddest. One of Lynette's unborn twins was in danger and the doctor told her he could be born disabled. Lynette envisioned a future in which she struggled to accept and help her son. Her fantasy ended with him thanking his dedicated mother as he graduated law school. But in the real world, she woke only to have Tom tell her that although the other twin appeared fine, one had died.

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Merle T Wiler

What is Housewives?

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Reply#1 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 12:07 AM EST
TheSargeDude

It's just as well you don't know - same people who think following American Idol and So You Think Anyone Cares If You Think You Can Dance are expanding their intellectual prowess. Be grateful my friend, very grateful - and hide...THEY think we want more of these and they are coming . . . . . . .

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#1.1 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 1:54 AM EST
Bartman-372555

Th eonly thing worse is people trying to make themselves look somehow superior by spouting opinions about other people's pastimes, without anyone asking for their opinion. Hope this one fulfilled your superiority fetish for the day!

    #1.2 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 10:25 AM EST
    Greg-281912

    Spoiler Alert: The plane was the same one that crashed on Lost.

      #1.3 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 4:57 PM EST
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      TheSargeDude

      You have GOT to be KIDDING! This is not news - this is drivel...and a total waste of time. I have never, and will never, watch this silly nonsense despite thinking Teri was hot as Lois Lane (I think - Superman series?) but lost my respect for selling out to this stupid show.

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      Reply#2 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 1:51 AM EST
      mary anderson-1197421

      I stopped watching this show after Oprah raised a stink because there were no blacks on the show. They brought on a black woman and her two sons ( one was a criminal that they had to keep chained up in the basement ) and the story was so absurd that they got rid of the family after one season. That was just long enough for me to quit watching. Just another show that started out as promising and ended up as just a waste of time.

        Reply#3 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 1:57 AM EST
        lowflyer

        I opened the article and then realized quickly that it was about a TV show and didn't go any further with it. Why is this mixed in with "news"? Shouldn't it be listed under "Entertainment"? Sheesh....are we thought to be that simple-minded?

          Reply#4 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 4:28 AM EST
          Bartman-372555

          The only thing worse is people trying to make themselves look somehow superior by spouting opinions about other people's pastimes, without anyone asking for their opinion. Hope this one fulfilled your superiority fetish for the day!

            #4.1 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 10:26 AM EST
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            LS-415070

            Ok, so far there appears to be no one here that actually watches or enjoys this show! Then why are you even commenting? Why did you bother to open it and look?

            I love Desperate Housewives and watch it every week! This was a great episode and was saddened that Karl was killed. He was a great Don Juan!! He was the guy you loved to hate and I enjoyed the whole Bree/Karl thing. I guess it would have been too easy to kill Orsen and open the way for Bree and Karl. Oh well! Marc Cherry keeps it interesting!!

              Reply#5 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 11:11 AM EST
              Hawklady

              For all of you "haters" out there, no one is holding a gun to your head to watch the show so why all the negative comments? I've watched the show since it's inception and it's VERY WELL written. Kudos to Marc Cherry.

                Reply#6 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 4:29 PM EST
                Greg-281912

                I only watched the first few episodes of this show, and I thought that it was pure trash.

                Not that there is anything wrong with trash tv (I've watched my share of Flava Flav) but we're talking trash during prime time while kids are up and watching!

                Funny, people scream bloody murder about Adam Lambert at midnight, but Desparate Housewives, apparently, is fine family viewing!

                  Reply#7 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 5:00 PM EST
                  JustJohn87

                  I have to agree with LS-415070...everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but why would you click on this story and make negative comments on a show you haven't watched in over 5 years?

                    Reply#8 - Mon Jan 4, 2010 5:32 PM EST
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