— When did Michael Jordan become like our dads?
When did he start with the, "Well, back in my day..."
Because if he truly is going to thrive as a franchise owner with the Charlotte Bobcats, then perhaps there is a need to recognize he is not back in his day, and that the world has changed since there was a one-star-per-team limit.
The latest, and best-chronicled, is the comment Jordan offered during his latest whirl at celebrity golf over the weekend.
"There's no way, with hindsight, I would've ever called up Larry, called up Magic and said, 'Hey, look, let's get together and play on one team,'" Jordan said. "But that's . . . things are different. I can't say that's a bad thing. It's an opportunity these kids have today. In all honesty, I was trying to beat those guys."
In other words, he wouldn't have gone LeBron, wouldn't have sought refuge in the land of Wade (and Bosh).
Understand, Jordan wanted to win, had to win.
So let's say Jerry Krause pulled his ultimate power play during Jordan's career, during one of those seasons when Michael was on the year-to-year plan. Say Krause won the power struggle with Phil Jackson, excised the coach, and got into a stare down with Jordan.
Can you honestly say Jordan then would have moved on to the Clippers or Warriors or Raptors, or stayed with a rebuilding Bulls team just so he could have competed against Shaq and Malone and Reggie?
Or, like LeBron, would he have said that he wanted to play deeper into the playoffs, play alongside someone who could keep him there.
For Jordan, there always was the luxury of playing alongside Scottie Pippen. He didn't have to find a running mate; he always had one.
And it's not as if LeBron still won't have his moments this coming season against the likes of Carmelo and Durant and Pierce. The challenges still will be there. Plenty of them. With many motivated opponents.
Put it another way, do you honestly believe Jordan would have hung up if Larry or Magic or Charles had actually called, if there was such an opportunity, during a period of much more restrictive free agency?
But this is good to know, and good for those in Charlotte to know.
Because if Michael does have the opportunity to land someone like a Chris Paul, bring the point guard back to North Carolina, at least Bobcats fans would know that Jordan then wouldn't try to add a Carmelo, as well.
In M.J.'s view, that clearly would be unseemly.