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Cell Phones Found Inside Four Prisoners

Cell phones, complete with a charger and data chips, were found in the body cavities of four inmates at a maximum-security prison, and they had used the phones to direct criminal activities on the street, officials said Wednesday.

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Detroit cops sued for forced cavity searches
Source: finalcall.com news

Eleven Black men have sued two White Detroit police officers they claim raped them in public, performing forced anal cavity searches. Several say officers Michael Osman and Michael Parish also fondled their genitals, and one says his 15-year-old daughter was forced to watch.

Special toilet seat helps Constipated People
Source: asiaone

It looks like an ordinary toilet seat, except for a protrusion at the back that fits between the tailbone and the anus.

Barney Frank, Mascot? Part I

RELATED ARTICLE Barney should be the mascot of the Democratic Party. Medical questions about homosexuals in the military. I am stating that Barney Frank is a medical risk just like homosexuals in the military are a medical risk. 90% of homosexuals engage in anal intercourse.

This sign will make ya'all mighty hungry!

I always wondered what happened to that part of the cow.....McDonalds' the perfect "no waste" choice!

Stripper Rapes Best Man with Dildo at Bachelor Party: Faces Charges
Source: The Sydney Morning Herald

A bucks' night (Austrailian bachelor party) stripper accused of rape told her alleged victim "it was just a joke" after he complained about being violated by a sex toy.

UPDATE: Clare men accused of burning boy's anus with propane torch charged - Saginaw News - The Latest News, Blogs, Photos & Videos � MLive.com
Source: News Impact - MLive.com

Two men accused of punishing a young boy with a propane torch for pooping his pants.

Perv caught with torch up bum
Source: The Sun Newspaper Online

Excerpt: A Perv caught naked at a beauty spot with a torch stuck up his bum — told cops he was depressed . Herbert Boothroyd, 61, said he had wanted to "cheer himself up".

Air pistol up anus may not be the best way to cool off
Source: tigerweekly.com

Excerpt: Denis Schwarz, a 25-year-old German steel foundry worker, has been sentenced to nine months in jail for shooting an air pistol up his friend's anus, causing his intestines to rupture.

Doctors get to bottom of hairspray x-ray
Source: metro.co.uk

It's a medical mystery that surgeons never got to the bottom of in a hospital casualty room - how a woman patient ended up with a can of hairspray up her backside.

Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum
Source: metro.co.uk

A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

Hospital mix up... woman goes in for leg surgery, comes out with new anus
Source: ananova.com

A German pensioner is suing a hospital after she checked in for an operation on her leg - and woke up to find she had been given a new anus.

Bummer! Now It's Your Turn

This is a public service announcement. My (much missed) father died of Colon cancer 15 years ago.

Thieves push Pepsi bottle up man's bum
Source: metro.co.uk

Pity this chap from Pakistan.... He sought treatment because he claimed - are you ready for this? - thieves had inserted a Pepsi bottle into his anus before stealing two of his buffalo.

You have the right to ring, up your butt
Source: CNET News.com

Martin Mahoney, a convicted burglar had hidden the mobile phone inside his anus to hide it during a routine prison search. Martin needed over 200 stiches and part of his bladder removed to get the phone out

Where's "Angus" meat from? Jack In The Box Would "Rather Not" Guess
Source: ABC News

The parent company of the Carl's Jr. and Hardee's fast food chains sued rival Jack In The Box Inc. on Friday to stop TV ads that it says suggest Carl's Jr. and Hardee's use cow anus to make Angus beef hamburgers.

Woman Seriously Injured after Lightning Passes throuh her Anus
Source: Australian News Network

I don't even want to imagine what that felt like.

Lightning exits woman's bottom
Source: Australian News Network

A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body. Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building.

Operation Removes Lightbulb from Anus
Source: Yahoo! News

Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus. Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

Operation to remove light bulb from inmate's anus
Source: Reuters

From the page: -- Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus. --

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