Grammys Turning Nominations Into TV SpecialSource: billboard.biz
The Grammy special will include nominations for at least six categories and feature performances by past winners at the Nokia Theatre, CBS said. It also will mark the opening of the Grammy Museum in the adjacent L.A. Live complex.
Oscar Accountants Lift Veil on VotingSource: Variety.com
Ah, the Academy Awards. Perfectly styled celebrities. One-of-a kind gowns. Opulent parties. But before any of that, one thing must happen first -- the accounting.

Crack open your favorite nuts (ours are Brazilian) and pour yourself a tall beverage (preferably something bubbly). Now get set for the only awards show on the planet where the trophies jiggle and all the winners are guaranteed to not test positive for sucki ness.

Uh, yeah. What could be more boring than to see the rich, get richer, by winning these awards and then getting bigger contracts afterwards? Thank you, to the seventy-thousand people that worked on the film, then all the pre-award, post-award, red carpet crap.

Being the boring straight man that I am, I have discovered that the world of heterosexuality can be quite limiting.