
OK, here's the premise of this poll. Radical left wing or right wing Vegans and Vegetarians have taken control of the country and the consumption of any meat has been banned under the law.

We have all met them: people who seem pretty enthusiastic in what they are doing. They usually start something new (like DIY builders) but somehow never finish, before quickly moving on to something else, or they take ages to do it in order to have everything 'perfect' first.
Shoplifter hides three pounds of bacon in his pantsSource: nwfdailynews.com
A man was detained at a local grocery store after employees noted that he was walking around the store "looking suspicious." They then saw him concealing a 48-ounce package of bacon in the front of his pants.
Warmer climate could make succulent meat a memorySource: newscientist.com
If you like a tasty slab of meat, make sure you place your orders soon. Pork chops will become soggier and paler as the world warms, say veterinary scientists, and steaks could become blander, leaner, darker and more prone to spoilage.

I like fusion cuisine, and I love to put black beans on anything and everything, especially spinach salads. Today I came up with a fattening but somewhat healthy fusion of taco salad and a club sandwich.
Parents warned to avoid ham in bowel cancer alert Source: Independent.co.uk
Parents should not give their children ham sandwiches in their packed lunches, a charity warned today.
Youngsters need to get into the habit of avoiding processed meats like ham, salami, hot dogs and bacon, it said.
Your New Drinkable BaconSource:
While some might say that bacon has had its moment, it's hard to deny this beloved smoked meat's continued encroachment on the food world.
Go local: Mark Bittman's savory summer saladsSource: msnbc.com
Want to make a fresh and flavorful meal? Start looking at a farmer's market. Best-selling author and New York Times columnist Mark Bittman shares his quick and simple recipes for tomatoes and peaches salad, cucumber salad and roasted corn salad with black beans.
Seattle Is the Bacon Capital of the USSource: Seattlest
There are many bacon-based or -flavored products out there, and the AV Club has selflessly taste tested a number of them over the past few months. And we've noticed a trend: Many of the ones that are actually good come from Seattle. Bacon Salt? Basically positive.
12 Food Additives to Remove From Your Diet Source: Mercola.com
Many food additives have been studied and linked to various diseases. Becoming informed about the additives in everyday food items can make for an easier shopping experience and healthier food for everyone.
My love of bacon put to the test by bacon dress Source: The St Louis Post Dispatch
OK, so I am known to love bacon.
I've been asked to sample the new bacon vodka. I've tried bacon desserts and bacon salt.
I've got a T-shirt that says, "Bacon, it's the candy bar of meats!"

Last month I was in Fairbanks AK awaiting an early morning flight at the airport. Given the fact I was there at 0430 and had not yet eaten breakfast, I went on a search for the deli. I had it my mind I would grab a cup of coffee and some sort of egg biscuit to carry me over.
Grossest fair food? Chocolate-covered baconSource: sdnn.com
I hold these truths to be self-evident:
1) Chocolate cures all.
2) Anything goes with chocolate.
Anything that is, except for bacon.
For every maxim, there is at least one exception, and I've found it. Chocolate is disgusting with bacon, and that's a fact.

Okra Stew
serves 4-6
Bacon sarnies cure hangoversSource: The Register (UK)
It's official: The classic post-bender bacon sarnie really does help cure your hangover, thanks to the dual chemical benefits of the bread/sliced pig combination.

Okay, so I'm just a pasty middle-aged white guy who has an affinity for pasta and misanthropy (not necessarily in that order) and I thought that my particularly twisted world view would resonate with at least one other person in the world (hey, there's over six billion ...
The Bacon ExplosionSource: The New York Times
FOR a nation seeking unity, a recipe has swept the Internet that seems to unite conservatives and liberals, gun owners and foodies, carnivores and ... well, not vegetarians and health fanatics.
Additives used in bacon, ham and chicken 'could make cancers grow' Source: the Mail online
A common additive used in bacon and ham could fuel the growth of cancers, research suggests. High doses of inorganic phosphate salts – which are used to enhance the texture and flavour of processed meats – increased the size of tumours in mice.

Lamb Patties by AAB
Ingredients
* 1/4 tsp black pepper
* 1/2 tsp dried Mexican oregano
* 1 lb ground lamb
* 1 tsp grated lemon zest (or Key Lime!)
* 1/3 cup Panko breadcrumbs
* 1 TBS olive oil
* 1 garlic clove, minced
* 1 large egg, beaten
* 4 slices bacon
Directions