Police seek man with fetish for exercise ballsSource: Yahoo! News
Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.

There's no denying that sports are an integral part of American life. We play them, watch them on TV and bet on the outcomes. We even have networks devoted to sports. What is this obsession we have with sports and what is it with those balls?

...nobody told you what the slang term "tea-bagging" meant.
You people exhaust me.
Teabagging Humor RoundupSource: About.com Political Humor
The anti-tax "Teabagging" protests held across the country were met this week with widespread mockery from all comers -- from cable news talking heads to the late-night comics to Internet jokesters.
Cocks and Balls give way to Wangs in UKSource: INQUIRER.net Breaking News
LONDON—The number of people in Britain with surnames like Cockshott, Balls, Death and Shufflebottom—likely the source of schoolroom laughter—has declined by up to 75 percent in the last century.
Shot to Death Over a Bowling BallSource: NOLA.com
A 22-year-old man was shot to death after fighting with another bowler about a ball. The young father left the bowling ally with friends after the spat, and was followed.

This was the ninth presidential inauguration I have attended, and herewith are a few observations that you may find interesting. I have a disordered mind, and so they are in no particular order:

Well, if I was a little quiet over the last few days there was good reason for that. I was busy getting ready to fly to Washington DC for the Inauguration.

Yeah, yeah. Second week in, and I'm already late. That's okay.
Should inauguration be subdued?Source: wassupobs.blogspot.com/2008/12/
"It doesn't really require a lot of ostentatious displays to make it an impressive sight," said Binns, who will represent the Charlotte arts community in the inaugural parade. "I don't think it'll be less impressive than the past."
Adult hotel opened in NanningSource: ChinaDaily.com
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An employee demonstrates how to use the facilities in a hotel room for adults in Nanning, South China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, November 6, 2008.
Guts or Balls?Source:
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
The truth about Hitler's genitalsSource: Guardian Unlimited
Hitler did in fact have only one ball, the Sun claimed in an exclusive yesterday. The paper claims to have proof he lost it in the battle of the Somme in 1916. "Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic," reports Alex Peake.
Boomers, beware: Marijuana more potent nowSource: PoughkeepsieJournal.com
The Office of National Drug Control Policy is warning baby boomers the marijuana their children could be smoking is not the same as the drug of their generation.
Jesse Jackson: Obama slur was "crude, hurtful"Source: Australian News Network
JESSE Jackson, a prominent US civil rights leader and failed Democratic presidential candidate, has apologised to Barack Obama for a "hurtful, crude" remark that was picked up by a TV microphone - but which one network has said is too off-colour to broadcast.
Japan's answer to theft: Anti-crime color ballsSource: The Japan Times
Dear Alice, I've spotted pairs of plastic Day-Glo orange baseballs sitting in polystyrene containers behind the counter at banks and convenience stores. My friend reckons they have them in police stations too. Can you please tell us what the heck they are?