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Man litters national park with 3,000 golf balls

A man who said he hurled thousands of golf balls into Joshua Tree National Park for more than a year to honor deceased golfers will be explaining his tribute to a federal magistrate.

If fans don’t boo Manny, why should the media?

The Mets’ play-by-play guy couldn’t believe what he wasn’t hearing. Manny Ramirez, fresh off a 50-game drug suspension, was stepping to the plate for the first time this year in front of the toughest fans this side of Philadelphia, and there were more people taking pictures than booing.

Scoop: Celebs have a ball with new president

- January 20, first and foremost, marked the transition of presidential power, and based on the performance of the entertainment industry's elite, it marked an official christening of Washington, D.C., as Hollywood east.

Left feet, long lines and loving celebs at balls

Joe Biden wants to make one thing clear: He can't dance.

Obama caps historic day 10 inaugural balls

President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle capped their historic day with a speedy tour through 10 inaugural balls before retiring, at last, for their first night in the White House.

Jack Johnson, Sheryl Crow headline inaugural balls

Singers Marc Anthony, Sheryl Crow and Jack Johnson will entertain inaugural ball-goers. Faith Hill, Carole King and Patti LaBelle will croon at special dinners honoring Joe Biden, Colin Powell and John McCain.

For inaugural balls, go for glitz, forget economy

So you're attending an inaugural ball saluting the historic election of Barack Obama in the worst economic climate in three generations. Can you get away with glitzing it up and still be appropriate, not to mention comfortable and financially viable?

Dance, dance, dance! Obama will have 10 parties

President-elect Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, will twirl their way through 10 official inaugural balls on Jan. 20.

Quit your job and make your game

When I last spoke to Kyle Gabler, the 27-year-old San Francisco game designer was up to his earlobes in debt, what with those school loans of his and the fact he’d up and quit his day job at a giant game corporation to go off and pursue his dream of making a video game he could call his very own.

LA reservoir covered with balls to protect water

Hundreds of thousands of shimmering black plastic balls were dumped into one of the city's last open-air reservoirs to prevent a sunlight-fueled chemical reaction that can harm the water supply.

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Texas Woman Hits Suspected Burglars With Pool Balls
Source: CBS11TV.com

Paula Ollie threw pool balls at two persons she thought were attempting to break into her home on September 30, 2009.

Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls
Source: Yahoo! News

Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.

It's All About The Balls

There's no denying that sports are an integral part of American life. We play them, watch them on TV and bet on the outcomes. We even have networks devoted to sports. What is this obsession we have with sports and what is it with those balls?

Tea Baggers

...nobody told you what the slang term "tea-bagging" meant. You people exhaust me.

Teabagging Humor Roundup
Source: About.com Political Humor

The anti-tax "Teabagging" protests held across the country were met this week with widespread mockery from all comers -- from cable news talking heads to the late-night comics to Internet jokesters.

Cocks and Balls give way to Wangs in UK
Source: INQUIRER.net Breaking News

LONDON—The number of people in Britain with surnames like Cockshott, Balls, Death and Shufflebottom—likely the source of schoolroom laughter—has declined by up to 75 percent in the last century.

Shot to Death Over a Bowling Ball
Source: NOLA.com

A 22-year-old man was shot to death after fighting with another bowler about a ball. The young father left the bowling ally with friends after the spat, and was followed.

What I Saw

This was the ninth presidential inauguration I have attended, and herewith are a few observations that you may find interesting. I have a disordered mind, and so they are in no particular order:

Washington DC...Here I am..and I'm ready to PARTAAY!! (Live from Capitol HIll)

Well, if I was a little quiet over the last few days there was good reason for that. I was busy getting ready to fly to Washington DC for the Inauguration.

What will Michelle Obama wear to her husband’s inauguration ball?
Source: Telegraph

What will Michelle Obama wear to her husband's inauguration ball? Michelle Obama will go to no less than 10 society balls within one night to mark her husband's, Barack Obama's, inauguration. Her chosen gown however, still remains a puzzle.

Dumb as a Blog: This New Years Eve, Watch Where You Drop Your Balls on truTV.com
Source: CNN

A man in troutdale gets fixed by frisky granny!

Should inauguration be subdued?
Source: wassupobs.blogspot.com/2008/12/

"It doesn't really require a lot of ostentatious displays to make it an impressive sight," said Binns, who will represent the Charlotte arts community in the inaugural parade. "I don't think it'll be less impressive than the past."

Adult hotel opened in Nanning
Source: ChinaDaily.com

---Photos--- An employee demonstrates how to use the facilities in a hotel room for adults in Nanning, South China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, November 6, 2008.

Guts or Balls?
Source:

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

The truth about Hitler's genitals
Source: Guardian Unlimited

Hitler did in fact have only one ball, the Sun claimed in an exclusive yesterday. The paper claims to have proof he lost it in the battle of the Somme in 1916. "Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic," reports Alex Peake.

Pentagon Keeping Quiet About New "Rocket Ball" Weapon Technology That Turns Bunkers Into Fiery Pachinko Machines
Source: Wired News

The Pentagon has a new secret weapon to neutralize sites containing chemical or biological weapons: rocket balls.

Finally, the multimedia guide to cooking testicles that we've all been waiting for | The Ridiculant
Source: theridiculant.metro.co.uk

I knew there had to be something better than, "101 ways to Wok your Dog" Down boy! Down Boy!

Boomers, beware: Marijuana more potent now
Source: PoughkeepsieJournal.com

The Office of National Drug Control Policy is warning baby boomers the marijuana their children could be smoking is not the same as the drug of their generation.

Jesse Jackson: Obama slur was "crude, hurtful"
Source: Australian News Network

JESSE Jackson, a prominent US civil rights leader and failed Democratic presidential candidate, has apologised to Barack Obama for a "hurtful, crude" remark that was picked up by a TV microphone - but which one network has said is too off-colour to broadcast.

400,000 balls dropped onto Ivanhoe Reservoir
Source: The L.A. Times

The Los Angeles Department of Water and Power dropped the ball Monday.

Japan's answer to theft: Anti-crime color balls
Source: The Japan Times

Dear Alice, I've spotted pairs of plastic Day-Glo orange baseballs sitting in polystyrene containers behind the counter at banks and convenience stores. My friend reckons they have them in police stations too. Can you please tell us what the heck they are?

Hundreds go buck naked at Austrian stadium (w/Pic)
Source: CBC

About 1,800 people stripped bare on Sunday at a stadium in Austria set to host the Euro 2008 soccer final for American photographer Spencer Tunick.

Diplomatic crisis looms as French bugs discovered in UK Defence Minister's office
Source: the Mail online

Diplomatic crisis looms as French bugs discovered in UK Defence Minister s office By CHRISTOPHER LEAKE - More by this author » Last updated at 22:27pm on 16th February 2008

Dublin beer bandit raids Guinness, makes off with 450 kegs
Source: The Boston Globe

DUBLIN, Ireland—Ireland's police announced a manhunt Thursday for a beer bandit who drove into the Guinness brewery and left with 450 full kegs.

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