HowStuffWorks "10 Bizarre Ways to Die"Source: HowStuffWorks
With respect to sages and crystal ball advocates around the world, you never know how or when you're going to go. There are a lot of ways to die, and some are certainly more bizarre than others.

For me for a long time it was "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead". A missed by far too many people film from 1990 based on a Tom Stoppard play that starred Gary Oldman (in one of his greatest performances), Tim Roth and Richard Dreyfuss.
Goth robber jailed for bizarre Eastbourne bank jobSource: Theargus,co.uk
A goth robber held up a bank but then gave away all the money he had stolen.
Frater Osiris Xnoubis was dressed from head to foot in black leather when he carried out the bizarre robbery.
Bizarre Cloud Filmed Over Romania Source: liveleak.com
A flying saucer-shaped cloud has been spotted in the skies above Romania - just weeks after a similarly striking formation appeared over Moscow.
And then I found a boob laying on the grassSource: thebloggess.com
So tonight I was walking my dog and thinking about what I should blog about this week because most of the posts in my draft folder are kinda half-written and don't really have an ending and I was thinking that maybe I should throw myself in front of a car because that would a …
Scientist gets 10 years in jail for S&M murderSource: thelocal.de
A court in Potsdam sentenced a sadomasochistic scientist to 10 years in jail on Thursday for strangling a woman to death during what he claimed was a bizarre sex game gone wrong.
Somalia Court Executes 13 y/o Girl in Soccer Stadium for Premarital SexSource: Aftenbladet.no
Amnesty International has confirmed that a Sharia court in Somalia executed a 13-year-old girl for having sex outside of marriage in Kismayo. Aisha Ibrahim Kuhulow was reported to be 23 year old, but her father has confirmed widespread reports that she was only 13.
Man Found Guilty of Molesting Minnie Mouse at Magic KingdomSource: WPIX
ORLANDO, FL (WPIX) - Walt Disney World encourages its patrons to feel the magic but one guest from Pennsylvania took the message literally and felt the magic by feeling up a woman dressed up in a Minnie Mouse costume.
John William Moyer, 60, of Cressona, was convicted Tuesday of …
Man Uses "Cash for Clunkers" to Trade-in Hit and Run Murder CarSource: ABC15.com - Phoenix News Headlines
Timothy Kissida, 23, is not the poster boy for the "cash for clunkers" program. Kissida is accused of killing Chuck Waldrop, 52, in a hit and run accident. He then went that day to a car dealer and traded in the evidence.
Albinos Murdered and Body Parts Sold for WitchcraftSource: BBC News
One person has been sentenced to life in prison and eight others to jail in Burundi over the murder of albinos whose remains were sold for witchcraft.
Three other suspects were acquitted by the court in Ruyigi province over the the killings of at least 12 albinos.
Denver Officer Pulls Weapon for Faster McDonald's ServiceSource: Denver News, Denver, Colorado News, Weather, and Sports - KMGH Denver's Channel 7
AURORA, Colo. -- A Denver police officer assigned to Denver International Airport was on administrative leave Tuesday after employees at an Aurora McDonald's said he pulled a gun on them when his order wasn't filled fast enough.