Prediction: Trendy sex not so hot in 2009

Every new year is a time for trend prediction and, in 2009, even sex isn’t immune.

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Lady Heather lends a hand on ‘CSI’

Victim Ian Wallace was strangled, and his body strapped to the bottom of an SUV. The killer stupidly used nylon rope, which melted, dropping the corpse into the road. The CSIs found needle-play marks around Wallace’s nipples and his tongue had been burned during bondage. His girlfriend, Justine, was also found murdered; she’d been kidnapped, taken to the desert, and hit with her own SUV.

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S&M Death Raises Legal Questions

Adrian Exley was wrapped tightly in heavy plastic, then bound with duct tape. A leather hood was put over his head with a thin plastic straw inserted so that he could breathe, and he was shut up in a closet.

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Dominatrix Acquitted in Bondage Death

A dominatrix was acquitted of manslaughter Monday in the death of a man who prosecutors say suffered a heart attack while strapped to a replica of a medieval rack.

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Looking for a comic to return Wonder Woman to her bondage roots, and then redefine her feminist credentials? Final Crisis and Batman and Robin writer Grant Morrison claims to be working on that very book, just for you.

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A Hanover man was in court Monday, accused of kidnapping and trying to rape a 6-year-old neighborhood girl who was a friend of his own two children. Police found "sexual bondage material" in the man's apartment, according to court documents.

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We might all be tightening our belts to brace ourselves for the recession, but will the Irish follow in the footsteps of our UK colleagues who appear to be swapping bonds for bondage?

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What happens when a government bans guns and the people voluntarily oblige them? "Real" crime goes up and government abuse of authority skyrockets. It is not just a possibility it is a historical fact.

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KARACHI, Pakistan — In Pakistan, a flogger is known only as the Taliban's choice whip for beating those who defy their strict codes of Islam.

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NOVARA, Italy, March 30 (UPI) -- Parents are pushing an Italian primary school to fire a teacher after she discussed genital piercing with 11-year-olds during a sex education lecture.

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Bettie Page, a legendary pinup girl whose photographs in the nude, in bondage and in naughty-but-nice poses appeared in men's magazines and private stashes across America in the 1950s and set the stage for the sexual revolution of the rebellious '60s, died Thursday in Los Ang …

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Excerpt: Linda Santisteban, a 50-year-old mother of three in Rosedale, Queens, already has her Christmas tree set up this year. Decorated with tinsel and bows and bright, shiny balls, it is perched in her living-room window, the picture of yuletide cheer.

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In a bizarre twist on an already strange story. The aunt of a 17 year old victim was arrested. He had wondered into a gym with a shackle still attached to his ankle on Monday.

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Every election cycle, Democrats try to deceive blacks by claiming falsely that Republicans "disenfranchise" blacks, even though blacks are voting in record numbers and, after several investigations in 2000 and 2004 by civil rights organizations and liberal newspapers, Democrats h …

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OLYMPIA, Wash., Oct. 31 (UPI) -- An Olympia, Wash., business man has threatened to expand his adult book store into a sex emporium if he is not granted permission to build a grocery store.

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The ENQUIRER exclusively reports a "sex pervert" was Sen. Barack Obama's longtime mentor and "father figure".

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An unusual sex survey has found that Australians who enjoy bondage and discipline are not damaged or dangerous, and might even be happier than those who practise "normal" sex.

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A woman will spend a year behind bars after being found guilty of the manslaughter of her husband, who died during a kinky bondage session.

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A dead woman found bound and gagged in a motel room near Potsdam over the weekend is thought to have died in a bizarre sadomasochistic sex game, German daily Bild reported on Wednesday.

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Most of us men are simple creatures. We know what we like, and we like what we know. So we're reluctant to replace a good old-fashioned horizontal bop with a session that requires a trunkful of apparatus, significant prep time, and possibly a run to the drugstore.

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Many people are surprised to learn that there are still slaves. Many imagined that slavery died along with the 360,000 Union soldiers whose blood fertilized the Emancipation Proclamation and the 13th Amendment.

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LONDON - Boy George has denied imprisoning a 28-year-old Norwegian man at his London home last year. The former Culture Club singer pleaded not guilty to the charge of false imprisonment during a court hearing in London on Thursday.

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You always have to be a bit edgy when women ask to tie you up...especially if the relationship is a bit up and down. This poor sod seems to have gotten every guy's worst nightmare as soon as his girlfriend handcuffed him...and I don't mean being forced to drink warm Bud...

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Of Bondage, Batgirl and Bralessness

As a parent, I watch a lot of cartoons with my kid.

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We are wrong to treat sex like this. Sex is a not a party trick, it is a primal force. The sexual urge comes from the most primitive parts of the human brain.

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A Kentucky Catholic school principal is on "personal leave" from his post after being discovered by cops sitting in his car "wearing an all-black, leather, woman's outfit, fishnet stockings and women's black plastic breasts" in a Louisville neighbourhood "known for prostitution a …

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The Rev. Gary Aldridge was a paster in his Alabama baptist church for fifteen years, a graduate of the uber-conservative, fundamentalist neo-con Liberty University, and former employee of Jerry Falwell.

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This one kinda threw me. I'm used to one or the other person being tied up for an evening of fun -- but both people? And then you lose the key? I can only wonder that these people do for safewords.

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Below is a step by step to be just like the Japanese Bondage girls seen all over the web.

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