Sunny Acres Lobbies BoardSource: sanluisobispo.com
The homeless shelter on Los Osos Valley Road where all the bums camped out for a few months is petitioning the City Board.

This is an email I just sent to my landlady informing her that last night I awoke to the sounds of a knock at the door, which heralded a police officer telling me the guys downstairs had just called to file a noise complaint against me.
Buttock storm over mooning Israeli soldiers Source: metro.co.uk
It's not the worst thing that has happened in the long and bloody history of the Israel-Palestine conflict - several Israeli soldiers have been suspended following revelations that they had mooned some Palestinian shepherds.
Panhandling on TourSource: Free Press Release
Team from Street-people.com will take to the road to interview panhandlers in the state capital of Tennessee

An award for street people? Why not? There is an award show for every other achievement so why not recognize those that excel as the best residents of our streets.

The self-proclaimed Fantasy Genius finally broke through to win the Davis League title.

Yes, after a lovely holiday, the Fashion Primer for the Average Guy is back with a brand-spanking (hehe)-new guide to undies. This edition has been long-anticipated (by me, at least) and will be more of a revue than a review, if you know what I mean.
Please, don't feed the homelessSource: benettontalk.com
They used to have such signs in zoos, but with 'animals' instead. Now the most famous gambling city ever decides to make life harder for the disinherited already living harsh lives.
Homeless men taken to mall and set loose on shopping spreeSource: The Boston Herald
Some people may have giggled at the idea of a gaggle of homeless men taking over the upscale Short Hills Mall in New Jersey, a stunt staged by radio shock jocks Opie and Anthony and heard by WBCN listeners all weekend.

When was the last time you wished to be a homeless person? Never? Then prepare to add it to your holiday shopping list.