Chuck Norris Charity Cheat: I'm Guilty

The former chief executive of Chuck Norris' martial arts program for inner-city children has pleaded guilty to stealing from the charity, the U.S. Attorney's office said.

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Norris Says McCain Too Old for President

Campaigning for Mike Huckabee, actor Chuck Norris said Sunday that Sen. John McCain is too old to handle the pressures of being president.

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Huckabee Hopes to Regain Momentum

After a disappointing second place showing in the South Carolina Republican primary, Mike Huckabee hoped a fundraiser at the ranch of television star Chuck Norris Sunday would be the start of a momentum shift in his favor.

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Chuck Norris: 'Truth' Book Is a Lie

Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled "The Truth About Chuck Norris," saying it's a big lie and he wants to stop its distribution.

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10) HULK HOGAN vs TOMMY 'TINY' LISTER (aka ZEUS) No Holds Barred (1989)

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Keith Attacks Faux's spokesmodels.

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Of course, patriots know that the 50-star flag truly represents one nation under God and our Founders' republic, but modernists simply don't get it.

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excerpt: ""In a column for Townhall.com, action star and conservative activist Chuck Norris calls on tea partiers to stop using the modern American flag as a means of protest against the current administration.

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excerpt: ""President Barack Obama is taking a bold move this week to address both American public schools and, in prime time, a joint session of Congress. I pondered what I would say to both groups about Obamacare if I had the chance. ""

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Today is the 48th birthday of Barack Hussein Obama, who is, as every schoolboy knows, the 44th president of these United States.

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Bakers in Split, Croatia, have discovered a new way to deter potential burglars. After being broken into on a nearly weekly basis, the bakery displayed a poster of Chuck Norris with the caption: "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."

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Chuck Norris explains that we are losing our rights under the hate crime law to voice our opinions. From Chuck's mouth to our ears: "It greatly alarms me that Americans' constitutional right of freedom of speech is being squeezed out of our culture."

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One has to admit that Norris is a unique cultural figure. Despite an apparent inability to express any human emotions, he built a successful career "acting" in B-movies and on television, perhaps most notably as Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Celebrities and everymans are the pundits of choice for the GOP. Is it any wonder Republicans are directionless?His modest writing talents aside, [Chuck] Norris is a huge star on the political right.

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A POSH bakery in Split, Croatia, has been broken into almost every week. But not since the shop owners posted a life-sized photo of the toughest man in Hollywood Chuck Norris in the window. The sign says: "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."

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"A few months back, the Texas state school board gave preliminary approval to new science standards that got rid of language that required classroom discussion of "the strengths and weaknesses" of scientific theories.

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Things are getting really scary in Texas. I'm not kidding. Something is bubbling in the Lone Star State, and it has the stink of 100 percent pure crazy.

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President Chuck Norris to the Rescue

Chuck Norris: President of Texas. It gives me Goosebumps just to write these words. Think of the Alamo. Think of John Wayne. Better yet, think of Chuck as president of the United States. I hope the Liberals aren't laughing because this is not a man to be taken lightly.

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Chuck Norris claims that thousands of right wing cell groups exist and will rebel against the U.S. government. It's tempting to laugh away his vow to wage war against President Obama as either the crackpot ravings of a washed up Z grade martial arts actor.

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Doing the Baldwins one better, certain republicans unhappy with the Obama administration have rejected the idea of fleeing to Canada in favor of fleeing the union altogether.

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I read this on CNN Ticker and my mouth fell open, this is outright sedition and treason. Chuck Norris shows a mindset that is frighteningly bizarre, right up to and including the "cells waiting" part.

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Discussing why a domestic military is bad and socialist; and why Chuck Norris is a little on the shady side.

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That was fast.

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Chuck Norris on Texas Independence and his frustration with the federal government: On Glenn Beck's radio show last week, I quipped in response to our wayward federal government, "I may run for president of Texas."

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Taking his cue from El Rushbo, America's Favorite Washed-Up Action Hero offers this thoughtful critique of the stimulus bill:

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Here at NPR HQ, we decided to apply our vast editorial (and, um, creative) resources to the task, and have come up with a bonus 25 More Facts You Might Not Know About Barack Obama. - He can not only turn water into wine; he turns it into 1787 Chateau Lafite.

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Dear President-elect Obama:

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This sickens me to the core. Our founding fathers may not have been perfect men, but they held their belief in our Creator sacred. We have slowly become a nation of people who have slipped away from the truths written to declare this country what it is:

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Chuck Norris 2012

After helping his good buddy Mike Huckabee almost take the Republican nomination in 2008, rumors are that Chuck Norris is prepping himself for a 2012 run. Today, we take a look at Norris' record and credentials. Cabinet

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