
Got this joke yesterday and just had to share it with you. What a cracker! :o)
This joke is about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA.
20 Dates Under $20Source: MSN
Remember the days when dinner and a movie made for a cheap night out? Sigh. Neither do we. That's why we came up with 20 dates for $20 (or less!). So open up your closets (you'll need those hiking boots) and your calendars and read on!

I was listening to the radio this morning on my way in to work, and they were talking about their "worst first dates." The stories people were calling in to share were crazy, some unbelievable! For example, one caller confessed that she went to a barn party for a first date with …

Monday mornings are maligned as mostly meaningless days mired down with myriad mundane minutiae. Here are a few things to ponder and, in the words of Newsvine - learn something.
10 Amazing Almost-Free DatesSource: MSN
1. Pull a recipe from a famous restaurant off the Web — try CopyKat.com or RecipeGoldmine.com — and make your own version of a five-star meal together.
2. Have him over for game night. Mad Gab, Uno, and Twister can all be played with just two people.

Many Christians devote much of their time to pursuing romantic love, searching for the right mate -- supposedly a godly mate. I do not believe a person will find a godly mate if one is more devoted to seeking a mate than to seeking God. Always put God first.

I had the privilege of living in Yuma for about 6 months. It was a pleasant and unique experience.
About 122,000 people live in Yuma. It is small compared to the Phoenix metropolitan area. Phoenix has about 1.5 million population.
Video Report: When Food Goes BadSource: NBC New York
Admit it -- you can't quite remember the last time you cleaned out your refrigerator or pantry. What you didn't know is that old food is more of a health hazard than you realize.

After many years of trying to lose weight, I finally tried Weight Watchers. Although the going has been a bit slow, it has been steady; and I am very pleased overall with the result.
The Date From HellSource: superbeastcreative.blogspot.com
The following events are completely true.
I met a girl on Match.com and we chatted for about two weeks before going out for the first time last Saturday. The plan was she meet me at my apartment then we would go for a walk and grab a drink or some coffee.
myCrescent.com - A Night Out With Dream Source: mycrescent.com
When planning for a party, couples try to make it more than just where to have it and what to wear. In fact, the popular style of thematic dinner parties and celebrations has put a new spunk in social gatherings and given guests a lot more to talk about.
I want to marry her for money Source: The Times
When you are seriously considering marriage, should money ever come into it? It had never crossed Chris's mind, but then he met Katie. . .
Jealous Jay? Guys must pass Jay-Z's screen tests to date RihannaSource:
Boys beware - if you want to be in with a chance of dating the gorgeous Rihanna, you have to get past Jay- Z first! Appearing on MTV's TRL show, she said: "I just found out from a mutual friend that guys will talk to Jay first before they try and approach me.
The Tilted Earth at Its 'Equal Night of Spring'Source: The New York Times
Our clocks may have already "sprung forward" in a dubious attempt at energy conservation, but please, let's not lose track of the far weightier astronomical event that ushers in spring proper — even when the event has trouble keeping track of itself.
Vista gets official release dates Source: apcmag.com
Microsoft has set November 30 as the release date for Vista (and Office 2007) to business customers and January 30, 2007 as the date for the official launch to consumers and The World At Large.
Soccer Life II announced on PS2Source: bytepress.com
Going football crazy on PC is enough, but going football crazy on PS2 must be something special. Even though Sony's upcoming PS3 has been announced, and we could clearly get a glimpse of it at E3, some developers are still writing games for PS2.