People who aren't smart enough to know the difference between breaking and following the law probably didn't have much schooling, but at least some of them were smart enough to grasp concepts beyond a 3rd grade level.

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A woman was arrested after parking her car toward the end of the Whataburger drive-through lane in Crestview and passing out over a half-eaten burger.

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Over in the UK, there's a story about a home burglar, who stole a laptop among other things, and then used the fact that the latpop was logged into a Facebook account to taunt the victims via one family member's own Facebook account, noting that he was happy with his take (especi …

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A 34-year-old man is in custody after authorities say he gave a teller his account number and showed her his picture ID before robbing an Anchorage bank. The FBI says Jarell Paul Arnold of Anchorage is being held on federal bank robbery charges.

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Authorities said a man has been arrested in for barking at a police dog. The Three Rivers Police Department said officers responded Monday evening to an apartment complex to investigate a suspicious situation.

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Oakland police say a man impersonating a police officer tried to pull over a real undercover officer and was arrested.

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A man faces criminal mischief charges after he allegedly defecated on a downtown Elgin sidewalk and smeared feces on the door of a building. Authorities said the building houses the Valley Community Coalition.

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Out of prison for just over three weeks, Mark E. White chose the wrong car to try to hitch a ride with on Wednesday.

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Police caught a burglary suspect early Saturday the easy way: They waited for him to come back to the scene.

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A man in Oklahoma City said he was attacked for his bologna and cheese sandwich. Police say 24-year-old Roger Hamilton told them he was sitting on a bus station bench Wednesday, about to put mayonnaise on his sandwich, when another man began staring at him.

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A door-to-door solicitor apparently rubbed a Michigan man the wrong way, prompting him to grab a rifle and fire two shots — one of which hit his own car. Police said the 20-year-old apparently was intoxicated when the solicitor paid a visit Monday afternoon.

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TEXARKANA, Ark. – A man caught breaking into the Miller County Jail last summer will soon leave his cell there for one in an Arkansas prison. Bobby Finley, 20, was accused of planning to sell drugs and tobacco inside the jail.

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University Heights Police in Iowa City charged a Cedar Rapids man with preventing apprehension and obstructing prosecution and third-offense drug possession after he ate marijuana to avoid criminal charges.

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If you're going to buy something with a forged cashier's check, don't misspell "cashier's" or use an FBI office as your shipping address. Monroe police said they arrested 44-year-old man after he did both.

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A 39-year-old man was arrested after a security officer determined he had something unusual among the items to be checked at a security checkpoint at the downtown courthouse.

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An 18-year-old accused of crashing an SUV into a large window at the State Attorney's office early Tuesday reportedly told police he was not drunk at the time. Instead, the man claimed he had been smoking marijuana.

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Reports indicate a convicted felon spotted police at Ramblewood apartments Thursday and ran before any apparent wrongdoing took place. But Kevin Ross, 39, was reportedly arrested nonetheless.

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A man faces an arson charge after telling authorities he wasn't thinking when he decided to use gasoline for cleaning up his apartment, and then tossed a lit cigarette into a pile of gas-soaked cushions and clothes.

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Maryland State Police were called to investigate a disturbance at a home in Walkersville Sunday night and ended up arresting three generations of family members involved.

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Gimme your money! Now, call me a cab. A man who barged into a home and robbed two women Saturday afternoon made some unusual getaway arraignments, paving the way for the capture of a suspect.

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YORK, Maine — During the course of his arrest, a Westbrook man was injured Saturday afternoon when he ran from a State Police cruiser while in handcuffs and was struck by the side mirror of a truck in the travel lane of the Maine Turnpike, police said.

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A man who police said was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum was sentenced to 90 days in jail on Wednesday and ordered to submit to drug testing. The 29-year-old man pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

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Authorities said a Vero Beach man walked up to a liquor store counter to report a crime — the one he was about to commit.

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Wednesday morning around 10:15 a white male wearing khaki shorts and a tan shirt and dark ball cap entered the Watercolor location of SunTrust Bank and robbed an unsuspecting teller. The robber then left on foot.

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A Seffner teen is back behind bars today on burglary charges after a judge said the teen had run out of second chances.

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