Ex-postal worker sentenced for stealing $57,000 Source: The Jacksonville Times-Union
Former post office supervisor Richard Fry was sentenced Thursday to a year and a day in federal prison for embezzling almost $57,000 that had been collected from stamp and mailing supplies vending machines.
Wife: Moonshiner Used Suicide To Avoid Prison Source: WYFF4.com - Local News
The wife of famed Appalachian moonshiner Marvin "Popcorn" Sutton says he took his own life at his Tennessee home because he couldn't stand the thought of going to prison.
Burris's Final Act-----Syntax & VanitySource: The Washington Post
This may be stating the obvious, but Roland Burris needs to stop explaining and start packing. The woefully forgetful Illinois senator should go home and stay there, and I'd advise taking a vow of silence as well.
Texas prisoners riot for second time in 2 monthsSource: Yahoo! News
Law enforcement authorities in West Texas say they are trying to restore order at a privately run federal prison where a riot broke out, the second disturbance in as many months.
World-com CEO Bernie Ebbers wants a "get out of jail" card from George WSource: WLBT 3 TV
Out of more than 2,000 criminals requesting a presidential pardon from President George W. Bush is none other than convicted former World-com CEO Bernie Ebbers. In Federal prison related to an 11 billion accounting scandal, he has only served 2 years of a 25 year sentence.

Mike Massey has traveled well the world of convicts and bottom-feeders. Unable to enter the military, a feat nearly every young man hoped to achieve in Massey's time, the Vietnam era, and unwilling to attend college, he turned to a life of crime.
Anti War Grannies Jailed Source: User Submission
02/04/07 "ICHBlog" -- - -Three grandmas are going to Federal Prison for 1-3 months each for protesting the inhumane and horrifically criminal School of the Americas at Ft. Benning, Ga.
Noe gets 27 months in federal prison for illegal Bush contributionsSource: toledoblade.com
As reported by the Toledo(OH) Blade: Tom Noe, the GOP fund-raiser at the heart of Ohio's biggest political scandal in a generation, was sentenced today to 27 months in a federal prison for illegally funneling money into President Bush's re-election campaign.