The BabysitterSource: Romantic-Future from elenastefankova - Video
What happens when an 18-year-old babysitter discovers she\'s babysitting for a 27-year-old slacker?

After listening to the birthers blather on and on with their conspiracy theories, I decided to do a little digging to find out if any of our other presidents may have been illegal immigrants. My journey led me to this photo, on Wikimedia... and it's as damning as any evide …

I have to warn you, we're going to talk about a US president in this article that was as dispicable as a president can be. A president who, in January of 2013, will NOT be president any longer. Put down that sandwich, as I don't want you to get sick to your stomach.&n …

In this riveting, educational, and entirely award-worthy (wink-wink, nudge-nudge) debut edition of "Political Theatre" (the "E" and the "R" are turned around, so you know this is some classy s---!), we're going to join a Republican and a Democrat, both politicians, …
Best Inspirational and Funny Mothers Day QuotesSource: Dennys World of Quotes
Enjoy some more great quotes, inspirational ones, this year, about our mothers, a few poems found too. I've also collected many funny Mother's Day posts from many of my other blogs on this post:

Mitt Romney eats baby seals! I know that this is hard to believe, but it is true. I saw it posted on the internet yesterday. I am not sure from where this information originally came, but I do know that I saw it. I can definitely put up some supporting lin …

I wrote this blog the first week of December and less than 6 months later Paulina is back in the news. I am suddenly glad I have boys.
Paulina Gretzky was recently sent to the penalty box by her father legendary Wayne Gretzky for the 24,000& …

My oh my what should I do
I've gone speechless this afternoon
I saw a sight beyond belief
I can't close my mouth or even breathe
I want to laugh
I want to scream
I even thought it was a dream
A nightmare from the deepest realms
Have I died an gone to hell?
What is the strange se …
Music: Fun Cartoon Video, Beatles Hard Days NightSource: Dennys Art Sanctuary
Need a fun break away from your routine? This little video is just the answer for a head trip to get you laughing once again. Courtesy of The Beatles of a Blast From The Past - 1964 to be exact. :)
Funny Osama Bin Laden Posts, 1 Year Anniversary DeadSource: the social poets
For years Osama bin Laden was The Terrorist Boogeyman Fav of both political parties. They practically emblazoned his photo as a tattoo on their lazy unproductive asses while they wrapped themselves in theAmerican flag. Each side vied for The Tougher Stance Talk to one up th …

University of Washington juniors Mariah Gentry and Kyle Bartlow have just invented what they think is the next "in" thing for any of us over the training bra age. Gentry and Bartlow have noticed that women hate taking their purses to nightly entertainme …
The President Obama at White House Correspondents Dinner 2012Source: Welcome to the White House
OBAMA KILLS......at the Correspondents Dinner. This is edgy and full of win. About 4 minutes in the best fireworks start. Quote of the speech: What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A Pit Bull is delicious.

Jessica Simpson is still pregnant, much like I found myself during my first pregnancy with a ten-pound child. I looked exactly like Simpson at the 9 month mark and it felt like that baby was never going to come out. My son had been in there so long I ha …

Here are some "Lessons" mylate wife taught me....I share them with you because The Wise Wizzard talked me into it and I would like to keep her memory alive for ever. None of these lessons were ever done in anger. My wife was a believer it the saying, "Don't get mad, get even" and …

I awoke to burning sinuses, a sore throat and a hacking cough. I have not been this sick in years. My loving wife, took the day off to take care of me, like the baby I was acting. She brought me my childhood sick meal, buttered toast and canned spaghetti and meat balls. She …

Dear Dr.Oz,
Once upon a time when you were on Oprah I enjoyed your educational medical advice. You had it all going until the queen of daytime TV gave you your own show. Now all I have to do is listen to the daily list of topics, see the crowd c …

I just want to make a shout out to the people of newsvine that I have had the honor of befriending, conversing, debating, teasing, arguing, laughing, and learning from. I have become someone else, and a huge part of that is because of YOU! You guys are the ones tha …

I swiftly punched in the seven numbers. I've been so busy for months now, working from dawn to late evening, and sometimes beyond. As I hack down each crazy weed in the overgrown garden of my life affairs, new tasks that need to be done rebelliously spr …