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"America's Funniest Home Videos" has been going to the dogs for years, even if cats make it a game from time to time.
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If you’ve seen the trailer for “The Hangover,” then you’ve pretty much seen all the funny parts. You’ve probably also unspooled a movie in your head that’s way more fun than what’s actually screening in theaters.
If young David DeVore’s loopy, out-of-body ramblings while feeling the effects of a dentist’s anesthesia were a prime-time TV show, he would land squarely in the Top 10 — between “60 Minutes” and “Grey’s Anatomy.” But the parents of the 8-year-old viral video sensation say they realize there’s a fine line between cuteness and exploitation.
From the frontiers of mirth research, scholars offer these words of comfort: If you are mortified of dancing for fear of being the butt of jokes, don't worry, you are far from alone.
Indiana University police say brownies a girl gave to dorm workers didn't contain marijuana at all. The leafy substance mixed in was lavender.
Tina Fey is, at this moment, our funniest person. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are more topical and more reliable political satirists, Steve Carell incorporates more poignancy, and if you’re one of the many internet sensations whose lip-synching routine, uproarious wedding dance, or movie send-up has earned you instant fame, more power to you.
In their subscriber contracts, some Internet providers explicitly absolve themselves of obligations that, it seems, no one would imagine they had in the first place.
Platform shoes, leisure suits, fondue, fro picks. What used to be cool is now the stuff of comedy.
When it comes to Super Bowl advertisements, sleaze sells. This Sunday will likely feature sexual innuendos, bodily functions, crotch injuries, erectile dysfunction talk and various combinations of the four.
SYLVANIA, Ala. — A woman who went for a horseback ride through town at midnight and allegedly used the horse to ram a police car was charged with driving under the influence and drug offenses, police said Tuesday.
Dane Cook's rise to the pinnacle of standup comedy is undeniable. HBO has handed him the all-important one-man show, plus the "Tourgasm" series. He has sold out stadium shows that harken back to the `70s, when giants like Steve Martin and Richard Pryor roamed arenas. His albums rank with music stars on the sales charts, he's hosted "Saturday Night Live" multiple times, he was the leading man in the recent film "Employee of the Month."
Hottest Dysfunctional Toys For Christmas: Transgender Barbie, Easy Bake Meth Lab, DUI Barbie and MoreHottest Dysfunctional Toys For Christmas: Transgender Barbie, Easy Bake Meth Lab, DUI Barbie and More *This is all satire and probably not real toys anywhere... we can hope* :P
Teabagger Nearly Has Stroke Scrawling This Four-Page Threat, Which He Faxed Upside DownWonkette: "A super-angry teabagger sent four pages, including this one, to a House office today — all fed into the fax machine upside down, but thanks to extremely crazy pressure on the Sharpie, we can read the whole message backwards!" Now, that is just funny.
Music: Rage Against the Machine "Killing in the Name" is UK Christmas Number One 2009"Killing in the Name" by American band Rage Against the Machine is this year's UK Christmas Number One.
#1. They take several tries to stand up straight. #2. The day they stop drinking is the day they die. #3. The more you give them, the more they stand out to everyone else. #4. It takes a long time to throw them out. #5. They need support to keep standing.
Bright Lights, Ditto City | NBC ChicagoDave Nosek's neighbor always has an outstanding holiday lights display: white bulbs dangling from the gutters, blue bulbs circling the windows, trees completely wrapped in multi-colored lighting. "Every year his gets bigger and bigger," Nosek, 40, says.
From an e-mail I received from a friend. Very funny. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Fox is the worlds most mischievous media outlet. Those that love it grin at those who don't for getting their little uptight noses bent. Those who hate it? Well sarcasm's all they have and sarcasm depends entirely on someone giving a @!$%#.
Why I'd Rather Be Punched In The Testicles Than Call Customer SupportThis is extremely funny and extremely true. I am a female but I can totally relate to the horrilbe customer service experience.
First off I'd like to say that I normally don't write book reviews.
Pranks are funny because it is a setup to watch another person get tricked into a bad situation. Some people are good sports, and some are not. I'd like to hear about the pranks that you have done to other people you know, and how they reacted to it. Funny jokes are also welcome.
How Twilight Works A few weeks ago I had the miserable experience of reading Twilight. A friend bought it for me and I took it with me to read on a long flight from Seattle to Houston.
Let's not forget the funny side of apartheidJacob Dlamini recently launched his book, Native Nostalgia (Jacana), which recalls how some black South Africans remember their lives under apartheid "with fondness".
The 50 Best Protest Signs of 2009We saw some really great protest signs in 2009. Thanks to our President for being a socialist, gay people for being gay, and Kanye West for interrupting Taylor Swift. America, I applaud your creativity. Here's to you! (See article for pics of some great signs.)
Law enforcement officers have an awful time trying to keep the peace and meet the needs of the public, and they can't do that without a lot of help behind the scenes. I've been youtubing tonight, and these are just a few of the eye-popping short clips of 911 calls I found.
Atheist War on Christmas Proceeding Smoothly"For Christ's Sake," ha: Secular Thanksgiving is over, which means it's time for the Atheist War on Christmas to begin anew.
A winter statistic: 98% OF AMERICANS SCREAM BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM COLORADO AND THEY SAY, "HOLD MY SODA AND WATCH THIS". NOW You're from Colorado if: 1. You'll eat ice cream in the winter.
Jesus Christ Dumped from Jury Pool for DisruptionCourt officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was sent to Judge Clyde Jones's courtroom for a criminal case Monday.
Most Awesomely Bad Military Acronyms"It's the most wonderful time of the year. Not because of some lame holiday. Because it's time again for our Most Awesomely bad Military Acronyms (MAMAs).
7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the HospitalYou've walked innocently past issues of Cosmopolitan magazine a thousand times, every time you've checked out at a grocery store. If you glanced at the covers then you know it's all about sex, and helping girls bring out the sexual animal in their man.
Cat Care | Cracked.comOwning a cat is one of the worst things you can do to yourself. Here are some practical tips on how to go about it.
4 Facebook Awkward MomentsBet many of you have seen them but for those who have not, read on! They are awfully hilarious.
Increasingly Horrified Man Listens To Self Explain What He Does For A Living | The Onion - America's Finest News SourceCHARLOTTE, NC—Dawning horror tinged with self-loathing crept slowly over the face of claims adjuster Robert Pettlebaum, 42, as he described his job and by extension his life to others during a seemingly innocuous Tuesday lunch meeting.
Carl Ballantine: The World's Greatest Magician, Dies at 92Carl Ballantine, an inveterate quipmeister whose stand-up comedy persona, an incompetent magician known as the Amazing Ballantine or Ballantine the Great, predated and influenced the antic characters of Steve Martin and others, died on Nov. 3 at his home in Hollywood. He was 92.
The 100 Funniest Political Pictures of the DecadeView a gallery of the decade's best Photoshop parodies, captioned pictures, and funny political moments caught on camera, from the 2000 Florida recount to the era of George W.
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