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At least five funny actors will help hand out Oscars this year.
The coveted female judge slot on “X-Factor” could go to creatively attired singer Lady Gaga. Reports coming out of the U.K. claim Simon Cowell has already offered her the job.
This story could easily be about a couple in search of a therapist to save their marriage. It would include a woman with bloodshot eyes and frazzled hair complaining about her inability to get a full night’s sleep, and a man cataloging all the cures he’s tried in vain to curb his annoying habit of talking in his sleep.
"America's Funniest Home Videos" has been going to the dogs for years, even if cats make it a game from time to time.
Viewers voted on their favorite clip from this week’s TODAY, and the winner is ...
If you’ve seen the trailer for “The Hangover,” then you’ve pretty much seen all the funny parts. You’ve probably also unspooled a movie in your head that’s way more fun than what’s actually screening in theaters.
If young David DeVore’s loopy, out-of-body ramblings while feeling the effects of a dentist’s anesthesia were a prime-time TV show, he would land squarely in the Top 10 — between “60 Minutes” and “Grey’s Anatomy.” But the parents of the 8-year-old viral video sensation say they realize there’s a fine line between cuteness and exploitation.
From the frontiers of mirth research, scholars offer these words of comfort: If you are mortified of dancing for fear of being the butt of jokes, don't worry, you are far from alone.
Indiana University police say brownies a girl gave to dorm workers didn't contain marijuana at all. The leafy substance mixed in was lavender.
Tina Fey is, at this moment, our funniest person. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are more topical and more reliable political satirists, Steve Carell incorporates more poignancy, and if you’re one of the many internet sensations whose lip-synching routine, uproarious wedding dance, or movie send-up has earned you instant fame, more power to you.
In their subscriber contracts, some Internet providers explicitly absolve themselves of obligations that, it seems, no one would imagine they had in the first place.
Platform shoes, leisure suits, fondue, fro picks. What used to be cool is now the stuff of comedy.
When it comes to Super Bowl advertisements, sleaze sells. This Sunday will likely feature sexual innuendos, bodily functions, crotch injuries, erectile dysfunction talk and various combinations of the four.
SYLVANIA, Ala. — A woman who went for a horseback ride through town at midnight and allegedly used the horse to ram a police car was charged with driving under the influence and drug offenses, police said Tuesday.
Dane Cook's rise to the pinnacle of standup comedy is undeniable. HBO has handed him the all-important one-man show, plus the "Tourgasm" series. He has sold out stadium shows that harken back to the `70s, when giants like Steve Martin and Richard Pryor roamed arenas. His albums rank with music stars on the sales charts, he's hosted "Saturday Night Live" multiple times, he was the leading man in the recent film "Employee of the Month."
The BabysitterWhat happens when an 18-year-old babysitter discovers she\'s babysitting for a 27-year-old slacker?
After listening to the birthers blather on and on with their conspiracy theories, I decided to do a little digging to find out if any of our other presidents may have been illegal immigrants. My journey led me to this photo, on Wikimedia... and it's as damning as any evide …
I have to warn you, we're going to talk about a US president in this article that was as dispicable as a president can be. A president who, in January of 2013, will NOT be president any longer. Put down that sandwich, as I don't want you to get sick to your stomach.&n …
In this riveting, educational, and entirely award-worthy (wink-wink, nudge-nudge) debut edition of "Political Theatre" (the "E" and the "R" are turned around, so you know this is some classy s---!), we're going to join a Republican and a Democrat, both politicians, …
Best Inspirational and Funny Mothers Day QuotesEnjoy some more great quotes, inspirational ones, this year, about our mothers, a few poems found too. I've also collected many funny Mother's Day posts from many of my other blogs on this post:
Mitt Romney eats baby seals! I know that this is hard to believe, but it is true. I saw it posted on the internet yesterday. I am not sure from where this information originally came, but I do know that I saw it. I can definitely put up some supporting lin …
I wrote this blog the first week of December and less than 6 months later Paulina is back in the news. I am suddenly glad I have boys. Paulina Gretzky was recently sent to the penalty box by her father legendary Wayne Gretzky for the 24,000& …
New Research Shows Wind Farms Cause Global Warming - Global Warming - Fox Nationtake that you libby, lib, lib, libbies. wind farms are causing global warming, which we already know does not exist. so your total al gore conspiracy theory, which is not real, is being caused by your stupid environmental ideas anyway. ha ha.
Star Wars Invades Famous Works of Art -- and The Office If this doesn't make you laugh, you don't have a geek gene, or you're not a Star Wars fan...
My oh my what should I do I've gone speechless this afternoon I saw a sight beyond belief I can't close my mouth or even breathe I want to laugh I want to scream I even thought it was a dream A nightmare from the deepest realms Have I died an gone to hell? What is the strange se …
Music: Fun Cartoon Video, Beatles Hard Days NightNeed a fun break away from your routine? This little video is just the answer for a head trip to get you laughing once again. Courtesy of The Beatles of a Blast From The Past - 1964 to be exact. :)
Funny Osama Bin Laden Posts, 1 Year Anniversary DeadFor years Osama bin Laden was The Terrorist Boogeyman Fav of both political parties. They practically emblazoned his photo as a tattoo on their lazy unproductive asses while they wrapped themselves in theAmerican flag. Each side vied for The Tougher Stance Talk to one up th …
University of Washington juniors Mariah Gentry and Kyle Bartlow have just invented what they think is the next "in" thing for any of us over the training bra age. Gentry and Bartlow have noticed that women hate taking their purses to nightly entertainme …
The President Obama at White House Correspondents Dinner 2012OBAMA KILLS......at the Correspondents Dinner. This is edgy and full of win. About 4 minutes in the best fireworks start. Quote of the speech: What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A Pit Bull is delicious.
Romney must dig deep to find his veep: John Kasich? Ann Romney? Ted Nugent? Chuck Norris? Jesus?Now that Mitt Romney has sewn up the Republican presidential nomination, the media have turned their attention to his vice-presidential choice. As usual, though, the list of potential running mates suffers from a lack of imagination. Chris Christie, Mitch Daniels, Rob Portm …
Jessica Simpson is still pregnant, much like I found myself during my first pregnancy with a ten-pound child. I looked exactly like Simpson at the 9 month mark and it felt like that baby was never going to come out. My son had been in there so long I ha …
Here are some "Lessons" mylate wife taught me....I share them with you because The Wise Wizzard talked me into it and I would like to keep her memory alive for ever. None of these lessons were ever done in anger. My wife was a believer it the saying, "Don't get mad, get even" and …
I awoke to burning sinuses, a sore throat and a hacking cough. I have not been this sick in years. My loving wife, took the day off to take care of me, like the baby I was acting. She brought me my childhood sick meal, buttered toast and canned spaghetti and meat balls. She …
Dear Dr.Oz, Once upon a time when you were on Oprah I enjoyed your educational medical advice. You had it all going until the queen of daytime TV gave you your own show. Now all I have to do is listen to the daily list of topics, see the crowd c …
I just want to make a shout out to the people of newsvine that I have had the honor of befriending, conversing, debating, teasing, arguing, laughing, and learning from. I have become someone else, and a huge part of that is because of YOU! You guys are the ones tha …
I swiftly punched in the seven numbers. I've been so busy for months now, working from dawn to late evening, and sometimes beyond. As I hack down each crazy weed in the overgrown garden of my life affairs, new tasks that need to be done rebelliously spr …
Funny Photo For Tax Day: Tax The Big Dogs! Funny Tax Quotes, JokesCheck out this grin for Tax Day! Special thanks to Paulo Block on Google +OK, all you tax time procrastinators, you have until midnight tonight to get your returns in the mail!
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