Worst Hit Man EverSource: Dilbert Most Popular Strips
My favorite story this month is about the hit man who was allegedly hired by a husband to kill his wife, a 51-year old nurse. The alleged hit man whacked the nurse with a hammer, which only pissed her off, so she strangled the hit man with her bare hands.
Teen Tries To Hire Hit ManSource: The Washington Post
Excerpt: "A 16-year-old in St. Mary's County offered a truck to have his mother and stepfather killed, authorities said yesterday.
Sorry judge, but they didn't oughta rob the mobSource: The Times
IN THE colourful annals of American criminal incompetence, there have been few plots as misconceived as Thomas and Rosemarie Uva's demented spree of robberies against New York social clubs controlled by the mafia.
Hit man to Pittsburgh professionals: Pay up or die Source: CNN
Dentists, doctors, lawyers and other professionals in the Pittsburgh area have been targeted by a "hit man" e-mail scheme, receiving messages that tell them to pay up to spare their lives, the FBI said.