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Apolo Anton Ohno doesn't think Stephen Colbert is a jerk.
Snubbed by TV snobs, and bashed in episodes of ultra-hip “The Family Guy,” CBS sitcom “Two and a Half Men” continually captures audiences who like delving into the smutty world of brothers Charlie and Alan Harper. The two are the sibling equivalent of “The Odd Couple.” Carefree bachelor Charlie (Charlie Sheen) has spent most of his life enjoying the carnal delights. After an acrimonious divorce, cheapskate chiropractor Alan (Emmy-winner Jon Cryer) now resides with Charlie.
Sheldon Cooper is narcissistic, socially awkward, childish, hurtful, naive, irascible, selfish, rude, and irrepressible.
Someone had to hold Bill Cosby back to keep him from crawling over a balcony and joining fellow comedians on stage as the stars lined up to pay tribute to his life's work.
The late actor earned his heartthrob title on "Dirty Dancing" and backed it up in "Ghost," but he wasn't afraid to laugh at himself on "SNL."
Endurance runner Jim Williamson, 49, fell into a narrow canyon on Red Mountain in Utah and was stuck there for more than 48 hours before rescuers arrived in a daring helicopter landing. “These guys are top of the heap,” Williamson said of the rescue team.
Fast-tracked fame could prove to be more than “Twilight’s” Robert Pattinson can handle. According to co-star Ashley Greene, it’s become impossible for the actor catch a break from the constant crush of teenage fans and life in the paparazzi lens.
Somewhere in Hollywood there’s a bulletin board covered in note cards describing the very funny gags in “Land of the Lost,” a big-budget remake of the 1970s Sid and Marty Krofft kids’ TV show. Unfortunately, no one bothered to sit down and write a script that would string all these free-floating jokes into a cohesive movie.
Rome wasn’t built in a day, and Charles Barkley’s godawful golf swing isn’t going to be rebuilt in six months.
Televisa is cutting all "nonessential" kisses from its soap operas. A song called the "Influenza Cumbia" is climbing the charts. Cringe-worthy swine flu jokes are spreading faster than the illness ever could.
Bill Cosby will receive the nation's top humor prize from the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts for a prolific career that often focused on race relations and breaking down stereotypes, the center announced Wednesday.
When last we saw Derek, his pregnant patient had died. He fell into a deep depression, camping on the couch without benefit of razor or shower. Meredith’s friends eyeballed him suspiciously as he morphed into a mountain man, but things got even worse when he learned at a deposition that more of his patients die than live. Choosing to see himself as an accomplished serial killer, McDreamy refused to do any more operating and walked out of the hospital.
Garrett Gomez’s cross-country trip on Thursday may prove to be one of the most profitable jaunts of his career if continues to act like the second coming of Barbaro.
If F. Scott Fitzgerald had met Mickey Rourke before he uttered that classic morsel of melancholia, “There are no second acts in American lives,” he might have added, “… well, except for Mickey.”
In his final news conference as president, George W. Bush showed he hasn't lost his sense of humor. Some examples:
Used socks, unsolicited gym memberships, half-eaten boxes of candy, unwanted self-help books ... bad, offensive — and downright cruel — gifts are as ubiquitous as blaring Christmas music this time of year.
MGM’s marketing team is working hard to convince audiences that their oft-delayed Tom Cruise vehicle “Valkyrie” is a thriller and not the chatfest “Lions for Lambs” was. But those who've gotten an early glimpse say not only is the film nowhere near as exciting as a thriller, but Cruise’s performance elicits uncomfortable and inappropriate laughs.
The late comedian George Carlin — famous for those "Seven Words You Can Never Say on TV" — was honored Monday with the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, the only award he saw as a legitimate comedy prize.
Prolific novelist and "ER" creator Michael Crichton has unexpectedly died in Los Angeles after a private battle with cancer. He was 66.
As if sinking poll numbers and political attacks weren't enough, the McCain-Palin ticket has been taking it on the chin from late-night comics.
“Fable II,” a sequel four years in the making, is all about choices.
Four victims were all posed like statues: A nurse clutching a cell phone, a runner resting on a park bench, a businessman hailing a cab and an elderly couple bird watching. The CSIs discovered that the victims had been posed and asphyxiated in a chamber filled with carbon monoxide. The man behind the crime was frustrated artist Arthur Blisterman, who had entered a municipal contest to create bronze statues for the city, but had decided to use real bodies instead. When the CSIs realized there was still one potential victim out there — a boy who was to be posed on his bicycle — Grissom interrogated Blisterman trying to find out the truth. When Grissom told him he’d be facing the death penalty, he simply said, “I’m not scared of dying. I just don’t want to be forgotten.”
Mike Myers, the star-producer–co-writer of “The Love Guru,” should seriously consider sending a muffin basket to the makers of “Strange Wilderness,” because without that hideous, barely-released film, “Guru” would be the hands-down worst comedy of 2008 so far.
Politicians By Another Name...Some interesting Anagrams of our Politicians' names...I got a kick out of it...
Palin Pokes Fun at Herself at Journalists' DinnerSarah Palin poked fun at herself in a speech to journalists Saturday night, drawing laughter when she announced she "came down from my hotel room and I could see the Russian Embassy."
Some words that might be a good idea not to start your week off with...... Don't worry it has airbags. Hey what's that buzzing noise? Don't worry its not that deep. One time at band camp. No, he doesn't bite. It looks pretty harmless.
How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill YouBringing you dead animals. It isn't a gift. It's a warning.
New Years is a confusing time of year for me. I don't throw things away very well (you should see my collection of earth shoes and bell-bottom pants) and that goes for years also.
Polar bears may woo Obama's daughtersI'm not sure about this. The president's daughters are too young to be wooed, even by polar bears. I think it would be better if they just became friends.
Crabs Crossing Christmas What Next? If crabs can take over Christmas what will happen after that?
: "You know you're a Conservative when..."1....you think people should get on their bike and look for work, unless they cross a border in doing so. 2...you think people should stand on their own two feet, unless they have a rich daddy. 3...you think people should stand on their own two feet, unless they do so by joinin …
The Difference Between Conservatives & Liberals US vs. Them If a conservative doesn't like guns, they don't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one. If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.
Ohio Charity Workers Find Marijuana In Donated Jug Whoa, Cheech! Didja see where my stash went?
Jesus Christ Dumped from Jury Pool for DisruptionCourt officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was sent to Judge Clyde Jones's courtroom for a criminal case Monday.
My homecoming was cause to learn a great deal of things.
Wishing there was a Christian version of Lady GagaCan we please put TobyMac in a laboratory somewhere and get him on top of this already? Seriously, lock him and Kirk Franklin and Mandisa and maybe Barlow Girl in a room in Nashville and don't let them come out until they've figured out how Christianity can have their own ver …
Gay-bashing woman humiliated for wearing hideous skirt An angry loser (right) came to Syracuse University to make a fool of herself by spreading pathetic hatred and was treated to a happy mutant style stunt by this smiling student, named Chris Pesto (left).
Just some of the "Iffy" questions that have yet to be fully explored in this world of ours...... and just what is the question asking, anyway? If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Joe the Plumber unclogs Sarah Palin book from John McCain's toiletSEDONA, AZ - The toilet in the master bathroom of Sen. John McCain is flowing freely once again after being repaired by former McCain campaign proponent Joe the Plumber.
Santa Claus is a Socialist European!which shirt at Skreened makes the best holiday gift? Let me recommend this one in particular, which mocks the right wing's anti-foreigner campaign of fear, suggesting that President Barack Obama is a foreign-born socialist.
Today is Thanksgiving Day. The dog woke me up early, licking my face. I got up, took her out into the yard for a few minutes, went back inside. I looked at the clock, 10 past noon, time to prepare the Thanksgiving feast.
7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the HospitalYou've walked innocently past issues of Cosmopolitan magazine a thousand times, every time you've checked out at a grocery store. If you glanced at the covers then you know it's all about sex, and helping girls bring out the sexual animal in their man.
Cat Care | Cracked.comOwning a cat is one of the worst things you can do to yourself. Here are some practical tips on how to go about it.
Indians Were the 1st Terrorists to hit US (on Thanksgiving)Long before the Iraqi terrorists hit the U.S. on 9/11, our peace-loving ancestors were attacked by godless terrorists called Indians.
SNL Hammers! Obama Over Spending and Debt [Video & Transcript] This is Really Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the Transcript AND the Video, a picture is worth a Thousand words! Transcript of SNL
Okay I was on Swamijims seed with title suggestions from cookin mama (thank you - humbly bowing) - The Twelve Days Of Palin, modeled after the Twelve Days of Xmas.It was funny so I started posting one of my own rendition of a Spoof on the tune to Gilligan's Isle.
New 'Noveller' Allows People To Post Novels They Write During Course Of Their DayNoveller, the online macroblogging service that lets users post their impromptu narrative ruminations on modern life, society, and the nature of existence itself, celebrated its millionth post late last week, officially making it the world's most popular prose-sharing tool.
Hu Jintao sweet talks Obama - SNLIn a joint news conference with President Obama, Chinese leader Hu Jintao expresses his desire for a "deeper" relationship with the president.
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