
As one of the most notorious and committed Conservatives here on Newsvine, I might be expected to be voting for the Republican nominee for President when November rolls around. And, in fact, unless something radically unexpected happens, I will do so.

The other day Robert Novak published this:
Smear Forward: The New Right-Wing Smear MachineSource: The Nation
Rumormongering and whisper campaigns are as old as politics itself (throughout Thomas Jefferson's presidency opposition newspapers and pamphlets spread the word of his affair with Sally Hemings), but never has there been a medium as perfectly suited to the widespread anonymous di …
Dirty Bard Book Is Romp of a Read Source: MSN
"Filthy Shakespeare: Shakespeare's Most Outrageous Sexual Puns" (Gotham Books. $19.99. 304 pages), by Pauline Kiernan: In high school, when Miss Grundy rubbed your adolescent nose in Shakespeare, she was perhaps unaware that the Bard of Avon had ye pottye mouthe.
Gay sex smear traced to Liberals Source: The Age
AMID an escalating brawl over political mud-slinging in the countdown to the election, the latest smear on a Liberal figure has been traced to his own party.

These quotes from the Harry Potter books, painstakingly compiled by a group on Facebook, invite a less innocent interpretation than (we assume) intended by JK Rowling. Some of these are very very funny.
Man in underwear uses wife's truck to chase down truck thiefSource: fresnobee.com
The owner of a stolen pickup truck, wearing only his underwear, used his wife's van to chase down the thief.
The 29-year-old man was sipping coffee in his garage before dawn Sunday when his Ford Ranger suddenly started up and roared off.

The most important holiday in February has finally arrived. I'm not talking about Valentine's Day and I'm sure as hell not talking about President's Day: I'm talking, of course, about International 'That's What She Said' Day.
Augusto Pinochet dies, Gepetto in tearsSource: msnbc.com
SANTIAGO, Chile - Gen. Augusto Pinochet, who terrorized his opponents for 17 years after taking power in a bloody coup, died Sunday, putting an end to a decade of intensifying efforts to bring him to trial for human rights abuses blamed on his regime. He was 91.
Game bikini babes bannedSource: Australian News Network
The video game industry's annual trade show in Los Angeles opened its doors to its exhibitors yesterday with organizers ordering women staffing the booths to cover up or face a $5000 fine.
ILM Transformers Test FootageSource: YouTube
One of the things that make rumor and innuendo so appealing when it comes to film news is that it doesn't always have to be the final product that's discussed.