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There's no trick to earning a treat for Halloween in Des Moines. All that's required is a good joke. Even if it's a bad joke.
Comedian Sunda Croonquist is being sued by her mother-in-law, Ruth Zafrin, after making her the punch line of too many jokes. “I was shocked and sickened by it,” Croonquist said Thursday. “Ruth, it’s just not that serious . Call me! I need a new recipe.”
"Take my mother-in-law — please," isn't a joke you're likely to hear often these days from Sunda Croonquist. The veteran comic is being sued by her mother-in-law after making her the punchline of too many jokes.
The police chief in Erie, Pa., says a white officer videotaped mocking a black murder victim and his family in a drunken barroom rant will soon return to patrol duty.
The “hardest working man in show business,” as his peers call him, has no plans to take the summer off once he steps away from “The Tonight Show” on May 29. “I kinda work every night,” Jay Leno said on the phone from his NBC office in Burbank, Calif. “This is my job.”
An Erie police officer says he embellished comments that ridiculed a murder victim in a barroom conversation that was videotaped and posted online.
The head of the NAACP says a western Pennsylvania police officer should resign over an Internet video showing him in a bar, apparently intoxicated, joking about a homicide victim.
Whether you’re a Democrat, a Republican, an independent or something else altogether, it’s difficult to deny the contributions President George W. Bush has made to comedy. He has been like the mountain full of gold in “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre,” except in this case the mountain is leaving instead of the prospectors.
Thank heaven for Secret Service code names. What would late-night comics and joke-seeking politicians do without them?
From ranting about religion to musing about life's quirks, George Carlin reveled in getting down and dirty:
With talk shows returning to late night without their writers, is it time to dust off your favorite gags and submit them to the networks? In a word, no.
Presidential candidates have a hog, a pair of drunks and a true story to rival the tale of the Jamaican bobsled team in their bag of jokes.
Perhaps sensing vulnerability, the late-night comics have been piling on President Bush.
Television talk shows took aim Monday at Vice President Dick Cheney's accidental weekend shooting in Texas of a hunting companion. Here are a few of the jokes.
A winter statistic: 98% OF AMERICANS SCREAM BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM COLORADO AND THEY SAY, "HOLD MY SODA AND WATCH THIS". NOW You're from Colorado if: 1. You'll eat ice cream in the winter.
God Bless America...where you have the right to remain silent! Tiger Woods accident was reported.
Just some of the "Iffy" questions that have yet to be fully explored in this world of ours...... and just what is the question asking, anyway? If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Tiger Woods crash jokes: the best on the web - TelegraphTiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
SNL Hammers! Obama Over Spending and Debt [Video & Transcript] This is Really Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the Transcript AND the Video, a picture is worth a Thousand words! Transcript of SNL
Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, to help keep our bodies in great health. Do you have a comedian you have always admired? One who really makes your side split with laughter or simply cheers you up when you see them?
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
My friend, Left Coast mentioned on another article I have running (http://spikegary.newsvine.com/_news/2009/10/21/3402512-gnw-you-think-youre-funny-heres-your-chance-to-prove-it) about stupid criminals.
My sister sent this joke...it is hilarious.......clever....I am sure you have your favorite too....so ....let's hear it!
Everybody loves a good joke. It's good for your heart and soul, and they say that laughter is even good for your health. But when is a joke not a joke? Is it a matter of sensitivities, or who's telling the joke, or just being too PC?
There's a song playing in my head, it goes like this: "Another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody, got some money..." Well, it is close to what I am doing. For the first time in months, I am not working tonight, and being a loose ends, I don't know what to do.
President Obama attended a college football game and was awarded the Heisman Trophy. President Obama gave an inspiring speech and was given an Oscar.
1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com
And here I thought I wouldn't have a thing to add before the weekend... Enjoy! (with my thanks to Dr. Steve at www.humormatters.com for all of these gems!)
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned …
Hedgehog joke wins comedy prizeThe Top 10 jokes were judged to be: Read the article.... ;-)
Lonely Heart Ads…. I know we all say we'd never do this—and if you ever have, you have actually blamed it on someone else, being drunk, on a dare, etc. And it's ok. I'd never ask you if you really have placed a personal ad anywhere. And yet, I am curious.
What is your best programmer joke? When I teach introductory computer science courses, I like to lighten the mood with some humor. Having a sense of fun about the material makes it less frustrating and more memorable, and it's even motivating if the joke requires some technical understanding to 'get it'!
So earlier today in WORDSPERWADE's column, I posted the following in response to the prompt "I'm so tired...FILL IN THE BLANK." ============================================================================= I'm so tired, this morning I fell for this:
Pakistan president Asif Zardari bans jokes ridiculing himPakistanis who send jokes about Asif Zardari by text message, email or blog risk being arrested and given a 14-year prison sentence.
I am not the author....but I did get a good laugh with a complete understanding....hope you enjoy! To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students....here is something to make you chuckle.
Questions raised about councilman's conduct after discovery of racist e-mailsATWATER -- In the past several months Atwater City Councilman Gary Frago has sent at least a half-dozen e-mails to city staff and other prominent community members containing racist jokes aimed at President Barack Obama, his wife and black people in general.
Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology" The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed it to: "Hysteria and Posteriors"
Some oldie but goody jokes that have been around awhile. #1: A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
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