Poisonous snakes found in sandpit at kindergartenSource: croatiantimes.com
Parents in the southern Dalmatian city of Trogir have been upset for the last few days because snakes have been appearing in the sandbox at local kindergarten Ribola.
They claim the snakes are poisonous, and they have asked the city government for help.
Lizard caught at schoolSource: SunHerald.com
An assistant kindergarten teacher looked up Thursday and saw a 6-foot monitor lizard in a tree over the kindergarten playground at St. Martin North Elementary School.
Swine Flu Kills Healthy BoySource: ABC News
The Aug. 28 weekend started out happily for 5-year-old Max Gomez. The cheerful and precocious boy from Antioch, Tenn., had just started kindergarten and was looking forward to a church trip to the zoo.

UPDATE: Truth often has a way of taking on the qualities of fiction. What's scarier is when truth reflects exaggerated satire, as WorldNetDaily, a wingnut website has just done. In an article about the birther movement, WorldNutsDaily makes the following statement:
Pressure-cooker Kindergarten Source: The Boston Globe
Christine Gerzon is the epitome of a kindergarten teacher: warm and wise, quick to get down on her knees to wipe a tear or bandage a boo-boo. ... I teach because it's my calling," she says. "It's my life purpose."
Not even a Teen already in CollegeSource: Courier
She is young, 11 years old, but smart. She had to write an essay against several other students.. who were around 10 years older and high school grads... She wants to me a Kindergarten Teacher and College Professor.. or the President
Nursery shut down in child porn probeSource: thisisplymouth.co.uk
A children's day care centre has been shut down after police arrested a 39-year-old female member of staff and seized a significant number of items, including a computer disk full of images.
U.S. demands Israel halt construction in East Jerusalem market Source: Haaretz
Washington is furious over the Interior Ministry's anticipated approval of a plan to build a new hotel in East Jerusalem, just 100 meters from the Old City's walls. The plan, which would see the demolition of a wholesale market and kindergarten, is slated to be approved today.
No Bible at 'show and tell' Source: abcactionnews.com
A U.S. court says a kindergartner's mother cannot read Scripture during show and tell, even if the Bible is the boy's favorite book.
The Way We Live Now - Kindergarten Cram Source: The New York Times
About a year ago, I made the circuit of kindergartens in my town. At each stop, after the pitch by the principal and the obligatory exhibit of art projects only a mother (the student's own) could love, I asked the same question: "What is your policy on homework?"
Kindergarten CramSource: The New York Times
Today's kindergartners prepare for a life of multiple-choice boxes by plowing through standardized tests and toiling over reading curricula.
Teacher Makes 5-Year-Old Boy Eat From GarbageSource: WLTX.com News
School officials say the charge stems from an incident last week when the boy apparently tossed out his lunch of chicken nuggets and a banana from the school cafeteria.
Can Districts Eliminate Kindergarten in CA?Source: The Orange County Register
California is considering eliminating Kindergarten. Most of the public is unaware but in most states including NYS, Kindergarten is not mandatory. It can be eliminated.
Kindergarten's Nixing NaptimesSource: Mom Logic
Naps for kindergartners are continually getting phased out. Are we pushing young kids too hard to stay awake?

My kids started school this week. Okay, so it was just preschool and they only go for ½ a day two days a week, but for me it was still this big milestone in their lives.