Kinky Friedman may run again for governor

Humorist and author Kinky Friedman is toying with another run for Texas governor, but if he does enter the race, he says he's serious this time.

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Kinky Friedman a 'Lone Ranger' on Trail

Richard Kinky Friedman is standing, sans cowboy boots, in his suite at the Hilton as a third day of election stumping ends, remote control in hand and Fox News on the tube. His campaign manager, heavy-lidded as the clock nears midnight, is doing his sleep-deprived best to reassure Texas' most unlikely gubernatorial candidate that he might just win.

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Alma Mater Gives Friedman Mixed Response

Gubernatorial candidate Kinky Friedman got big applause from University of Texas students Wednesday with a call to decriminalize marijuana, but his plan to step up the National Guard presence on the border seemed to get lukewarm support.

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Friedman, Ventura Kick Off College Tour

Kinky Friedman began a three-day college tour Monday with former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura, whose surprise victory in 1998 is serving as the template for Friedman's independent populist run for Texas governor.

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Texas Candidate Accused of Racist Crack

Gubernatorial candidate and professional wiseacre Kinky Friedman was accused Wednesday of making another racially offensive remark — this time in a year-old interview in which he said sexual predators should be thrown in prison and forced to "listen to a Negro talking to himself."

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Friedman Says He'd Legalize Pot in Texas

Kinky Friedman says he favors legalizing marijuana to keep nonviolent users out of prison. If Texas elects him governor, he says, he'll try to get locked-up pot users released to make room for more violent criminals.

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Wow!!

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When ya gotta pay for sex, you're already in trouble.

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BARBIE and Ken are beloved by millions of children - but the people behind the world's most popular dolls were involved in unsavory sexual behavior they kept secret for years, a new book reveals.

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The creator of the wholesome Barbie and Ken dolls was a serial swinger who held orgies with doll lookalikes, a new book claims. In "Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of Mattel," out next month, Jerry Oppenheimer claims that Barbie designer Jack Ryan was a "full-blown seventies-sty …

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When you finally sneak away from family gatherings this weekend, you're going to want some adult science fiction to take your mind off things.

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When I'm this close to orgasm -- eyes squeezed shut, lips twisted in a Billy Idol sneer, cheeks glowing -- the most descriptive word wouldn't be "passionate" or "erotic." It would be "determined." Because right then, at the edges of my fading consciousness, I'm worried that the p …

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THE CAR STRATEGY: A 30-mile tease, then 360s WHY IT WORKS: It's slow and semipublic. SPECIAL EQUIPMENT: Automatic transmission A road trip is worth the price of gas if I can lie back and soak up the attentions of the driver's right hand. You should focus on the road.

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Most of us men are simple creatures. We know what we like, and we like what we know. So we're reluctant to replace a good old-fashioned horizontal bop with a session that requires a trunkful of apparatus, significant prep time, and possibly a run to the drugstore.

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Swedish mums are a kinky lot and want far more sex than they are actually getting, according to a survey done by trendy mummy magazine Mama.

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Marine biologists studying wild octopuses have found a kinky and violent society of jealous murders, gender subterfuge and once-in-a-lifetime sex.

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PARIS - A world-famous Canadian war memorial that even Adolf Hitler treated with respect is being desecrated by kinky local adventurers posing for photographs and videos that are later being posted on porn websites.

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The wrong end of the stick

One of the great things about living outside of your own culture is that you're never bored. On a daily basis some muddle or misunderstanding crops up which threatens to undermine your whole existence unless you solve it right this minute. Like yesterday for example.

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he driver -- 6-foot-4 and 280 pounds -- was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving, in this case a misdemeanor, police said.

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Part 2 - A Newsvine Interview With Writer Kinky Friedman, Author of You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics

This is the second part of a two-part interview with Kinky Friedman. The first part ran last week. I want to begin with an excerpt so you can get a taste for his flavor:

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Users of Google registered IP addresses contributed to Wikipedia entries including "Amateur Pornography", the "List of male performers in gay porn films" and "Mutual Masturbation" according to data pulled from Wikiscanner.

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This might be a better Court for Paris Hilton!

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A BONDAGE lover who pretended to hang himself during a sex game died after giving his girlfriend a BLUNT knife to cut him down. Kinky Simon Burley, 38, put a noose around his neck as lover Elizabeth Hallam played the part of a neo-Nazi hangman, an inquest heard.

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Mrs Garrison, fixated with the concept of 'retards', explains the intricacies of Darwinian Evolutionary Theory to South Park Elementary...Watch the video clip hereThe complete episode (1012) can be seen hereA new book : "South Park and Philosophy: You Know I Learned Something T …

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Friedman said there is no way he is dropping out. "It wouldn't make a better Texas if Chris Bell was governor," he said.

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Smacking children does not necessarily make them more likely to become aggressive and antisocial, new local research shows.

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The BBC's James Coomarasamy travels to Texas to meet one of the most colourful candidates standing in the US mid-term elections.

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Jesse's in Texas bringing his meat head wit to the Texas gubernatorial campaign. Here's some gems from the article:

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Paris Hilton Bitten by a Kinky Jew

Paris Hilton got no love this week from her pet Kinky Jew Baby Luv - in fact, the racoon-like animal bit her. The heiress was not badly hurt but did visit a hospital emergency room to receive a tetanus shot, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, told The Associated Press on Friday.

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