The Beatles: A Retrospective From The Year 3000 (VIDEO)Source: The Huffington Post
How will we look back at The Beatles in 1000 years? How will John Lennon, Paul Mackenzie, George Hutchinson, and Scottie Pippen stand the test of time? This retrospective from the year 3000 fills us in (though it seems that the details from the 20th century as a whole have become …
Carl Ballantine: The World's Greatest Magician, Dies at 92Source: The New York Times
Carl Ballantine, an inveterate quipmeister whose stand-up comedy persona, an incompetent magician known as the Amazing Ballantine or Ballantine the Great, predated and influenced the antic characters of Steve Martin and others, died on Nov. 3 at his home in Hollywood. He was 92.

I received this email not to long ago, with no attachment of who wrote it, so I can't give credit to whom ever is due, But I most definitly laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes, So I wanted to share it and possibly give some one else a good laugh, Hope it doesn't bring b …

Got this joke yesterday and just had to share it with you. What a cracker! :o)
This joke is about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA.

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Why don't we just cuddle?
3. You know they have surgery to fix that?
4. Wow, and your feet are so big.
5. It's OK, we'll work around it.
6. Oh no... a flash headache.
7. (Giggle and point)

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

I know most of you are dog lovers and will help us. My neighbor has lost her Chihuahua and is desperate to find him. Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV. She called out for her puppy with no response, and the back door was open.

Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap night out.

I am not the author, credit to whomever it may be, but it is time for a break........
A group of male lawyers lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf.. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him..
It only hurts when you don't laughSource:
It only hurts when you don't laugh
Have you ever noticed how difficult it is for today's conservatives to be intentionally funny

Ok, time to take a break. The news events this past couple of days have given me a headache. I came across this list somewhere and thought you could use a break and a laugh too. enjoy!
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Some oldie but goody jokes that have been around awhile.
#1:
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't knock on doors asking for jokes but I've had one of those weeks where I want to knock my head against the wall. I need some giggles.
Knock Knock Jokes are the best and worst jokes ever.

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it allaround the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he'sliable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off."You're going to break something.
He must have been triple-dog daredSource: nwi.com
HAMMOND | A North Hammond boy learned a valuable lesson about tongues and freezing metal Tuesday night.
Police were called to the 3900 block of Hohman Avenue shortly after 8:30 p.m. and found the 10-year-old with his tongue stuck to a streetlight pole.