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Survey says Glasgow is UK's laziest city

Not tonight, dear.

'Lazy hiker' fee set for tired Pikes Peak climbers

Hikers who reach the summit of Pikes Peak but are daunted by the descent have reason to find a second wind — calling rescuers will cost a hefty fee.

Pikes Peak proposes fees to pick up lazy hikers

Hikers who climb to Pikes Peak's summit but don't feel up to walking the 12 miles back down could soon have to pay for their ride.

Scoop: Madonna split could get uglier

Expect “ugliness of epic proportions” when it comes to Madonna’s divorce from Guy Ritchie. Why? “She’s got Kabbalah on her side,” says a friend of the Material Girl.

How the 2008 Candidates Chill Out

In the midst of furious campaigning, The Associated Press asked presidential candidates to reflect on what they like to do on a lazy day.

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Plans for the Weekend

It's Friday. What are your plans for the weekend?

What's the easiest $25 you ever made?

So my Newsvine payout balance is sitting at a paltry $21.75, well below the $25 necessary for payouts. Right now, it tends to accrue about $0.08 per month, which would mean a long time before it surpasses that magical barrier. I need to do something about this.

CNBC, Reuters fall for climate hoax
Source: Politico

In a dramatic shift, the Chamber of Commerce announced Monday that it is throwing its support behind climate change legislation making its way through the U.S. Senate. Only it didn't. An email press release announcing the change is a hoax, say Chamber officials.

Congress Plays Hooky on Fridays Despite Pledge by Democrats to Work All Week
Source: FOXNews.com

Democratic leaders promised when their party regained control of the House three years ago that lawmakers would work five-day weeks, but that plan apparently didn't work.

Reluctant gardener appeals 'forced labour' rule
Source: Dutchnews.nl

An unemployed man who refused to do menial labour as part of a retraining exercise has gone to court to appeal against what he says is 'forced labour', the NRC reports.

No sex please, we're British and we're lazier than ever
Source: Guardian Unlimited

We can't be bothered to walk up a few flights of stairs, balk at the idea of running to catch a bus and would rather snooze than have sex with our partners, according to a report published today.

HeraldNet: Repeating lies isn't real debate
Source: heraldnet.com

On the other hand, like any cancer, there is a danger that if corrective action is not taken quickly to address the lies, deceits, distortions and bullying tactics of the Republican Party, the offending tumor will continue to grow and ultimately destroy our society.

The sickening hate of our new Surgeon General
Source: Crooks and Liars

excerpt: ""Check out the above video from Neil Cavuto's show. He had on some weird work-out dude named Michael Karolchyk who has a porn lite website called "Anti Gym" and is a regular FOX guest wearing a "No Chubbies" t-shirt.

For many Americans, health cover is key to a job - Yahoo! News on Yahoo! News
Source: Yahoo! News

This article is to let all us greedy conservatives know that people have to work to get health care, instead of just getting it for free from some magic fairy who has health care dollars in her pocket to spread to everyone who needs it.

Got stuck in a game? Nintendo says let it play itself!
Source: Yahoo! News

Rather than forcing players to comb the web for cheat codes and walkthroughs, the new help system is built directly into the game. If a player gets stuck, they'll have the option to pause play and allow the game to take over and play itself through any rough patches.

Are Parents/Kids Becoming Wimps? A Kiddie Soccer Debacle.
Source: The New Republic: The Plank Blog

Scituate (MA) Youth Soccer League coach Michael Kinahan was recently compelled to resign after sending out an introductory email to the parents of the 6-and 7-year old girls on his team.

In praise of idleness
Source:

"Like most of my generation, I was brought up on the saying: "Satan finds some mischief still for idle hands to do." Being a highly virtuous child, I believed all that I was told, and acquired a conscience which has kept me working hard down to the present moment.

New Web Sites Allow You To Rate Police Officers
Source: NBC New York

Excerpt: You have the right to remain ... honest, outspoken and critical. That's right; two new Web sites give you the chance to sound off about any police officers you've had to deal with.

Burnt Pizza, Full Beard..

I don't type with ten fingers but I type fast enough to be a productive writer. At times I, like most others, ponder why? Is there any method to the madness? This place we live in. The love and hate both living under one roof. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Survey says: You are a slacker
Source: bigblueball.com

A new survey of 9,255 employees, hiring managers and HR professionals has uncovered this shocker -- you slack off at work.

Mom Needs Napping Lessons From Babies - Sleeping During Day Feels Lazy
Source: WFTV.com

A lot of moms stress about getting their babies on a nap schedule. That want to set a routine so the kids know what to rely on and so parents can organize their days. But this mom is less worried about teaching her babies how to nap than about teaching herself.

Father has son jailed for being lazy
Source: metro.co.uk

A man has taken his son to court in Nigeria for being idle – with the result that his son was jailed for six months.

Denis Leary zeroes out with attack on Autism
Source: Blogger News Network

Denis Leary, the star of 'Rescue Me' has zeroed out with his vicious attack on parents, carers and children with autism in his new book, Why We Suck: A Feel-Good Guide to Staying Fat, Lazy, and Stupid.

On Conventional Sports Culture

Our country spends way too much time and money on collegiate and professional level sports.

Commentary: Is McCain another George W. Bush? - CNN.com
Source: CNN

Situation Room' s Jack Cafferty explores the ominous similarities between George W. Bush and John McCain in terms of a shallowness, poor work ethic, and lack of intellectual curiosity.

The Laziness Gene - TIME
Source: TIME

Based on some intriguing preliminary studies in animals, J. Timothy Lightfoot, a kinesiologist, and his team at the University of North Carolina, Charlotte, suggest that genetics may indeed predispose some of us to sloth. More Articles

Now we're even too busy to peel oranges!
Source: the Mail online

They may be nutritious and delicious. But it seems oranges are falling out of favour --because we're too busy to peel them. In the last 12 months, consumption of oranges has fallen by as much as 2 per cent, according to market researchers TNS.

From homeless to homeowner: Housing aid helps mom
Source: NY Daily News

How to be a "welfare queen" and have the HARD WORKING taxpayers support your lazy ass! She managed to pop out 5 kids for us to support, too.

The Scary Sense of American Entitlement
Source: RealClearPolitics

The No. 1 economic threat facing the United States today isn't globalization, stagnant wages, unfair trade policy or illegal immigration.

Bogota opens 'museum of laziness'
Source: BBC News

A museum dedicated to laziness has opened in Colombia's capital, Bogota. The event features sofas placed in front of televisions, hammocks and beds - anything associated with the avoidance of work.

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