
It's Friday. What are your plans for the weekend?

So my Newsvine payout balance is sitting at a paltry $21.75, well below the $25 necessary for payouts. Right now, it tends to accrue about $0.08 per month, which would mean a long time before it surpasses that magical barrier. I need to do something about this.
CNBC, Reuters fall for climate hoaxSource: Politico
In a dramatic shift, the Chamber of Commerce announced Monday that it is throwing its support behind climate change legislation making its way through the U.S. Senate.
Only it didn't.
An email press release announcing the change is a hoax, say Chamber officials.
Reluctant gardener appeals 'forced labour' ruleSource: Dutchnews.nl
An unemployed man who refused to do menial labour as part of a retraining exercise has gone to court to appeal against what he says is 'forced labour', the NRC reports.
No sex please, we're British and we're lazier than everSource: Guardian Unlimited
We can't be bothered to walk up a few flights of stairs, balk at the idea of running to catch a bus and would rather snooze than have sex with our partners, according to a report published today.
HeraldNet: Repeating lies isn't real debateSource: heraldnet.com
On the other hand, like any cancer, there is a danger that if corrective action is not taken quickly to address the lies, deceits, distortions and bullying tactics of the Republican Party, the offending tumor will continue to grow and ultimately destroy our society.
The sickening hate of our new Surgeon General Source: Crooks and Liars
excerpt: ""Check out the above video from Neil Cavuto's show. He had on some weird work-out dude named Michael Karolchyk who has a porn lite website called "Anti Gym" and is a regular FOX guest wearing a "No Chubbies" t-shirt.
Got stuck in a game? Nintendo says let it play itself!Source: Yahoo! News
Rather than forcing players to comb the web for cheat codes and walkthroughs, the new help system is built directly into the game. If a player gets stuck, they'll have the option to pause play and allow the game to take over and play itself through any rough patches.
In praise of idlenessSource:
"Like most of my generation, I was brought up on the saying: "Satan finds some mischief still for idle hands to do." Being a highly virtuous child, I believed all that I was told, and acquired a conscience which has kept me working hard down to the present moment.
New Web Sites Allow You To Rate Police OfficersSource: NBC New York
Excerpt: You have the right to remain ... honest, outspoken and critical.
That's right; two new Web sites give you the chance to sound off about any police officers you've had to deal with.

I don't type with ten fingers but I type fast enough to be a productive writer. At times I, like most others, ponder why? Is there any method to the madness? This place we live in. The love and hate both living under one roof. I wouldn't have it any other way.
Survey says: You are a slackerSource: bigblueball.com
A new survey of 9,255 employees, hiring managers and HR professionals has uncovered this shocker -- you slack off at work.
Denis Leary zeroes out with attack on AutismSource: Blogger News Network
Denis Leary, the star of 'Rescue Me' has zeroed out with his vicious attack on parents, carers and children with autism in his new book, Why We Suck: A Feel-Good Guide to Staying Fat, Lazy, and Stupid.

Our country spends way too much time and money on collegiate and professional level sports.
The Laziness Gene - TIMESource: TIME
Based on some intriguing preliminary studies in animals, J. Timothy Lightfoot, a kinesiologist, and his team at the University of North Carolina, Charlotte, suggest that genetics may indeed predispose some of us to sloth.
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Now we're even too busy to peel oranges! Source: the Mail online
They may be nutritious and delicious. But it seems oranges are falling out of favour --because we're too busy to peel them.
In the last 12 months, consumption of oranges has fallen by as much as 2 per cent, according to market researchers TNS.
The Scary Sense of American EntitlementSource: RealClearPolitics
The No. 1 economic threat facing the United States today isn't globalization, stagnant wages, unfair trade policy or illegal immigration.
Bogota opens 'museum of laziness' Source: BBC News
A museum dedicated to laziness has opened in Colombia's capital, Bogota.
The event features sofas placed in front of televisions, hammocks and beds - anything associated with the avoidance of work.