
The path to economic recovery is simple and the answer is as old as time itself.
DA: School Principal Part Of Major Auto Theft RingSource: northcountrygazette.org
QUEENS---Eight alleged members of an auto theft ring, including a public school assistant principal, have been indicted on charges involving the theft of 16 late model, high-end automobiles with a total value exceeding $400,000 mostly from dealership parking lots in Queens County …
Concern on doctor contracts that limit patient commentsSource: Newsday.com
Excerpt: Doctors and legal experts on Long Island and beyond have expressed concern at an emerging trend of doctors requiring patients to sign legal contracts prohibiting them from discussing their care online.
Amy In Pole Position Source: New York Post
Excerpt: THE inevitable has finally happened: Amy Fisher is hitting the pole. The Long Island Lolita - who went to prison for shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the head and recently started a porn Web site featuring herself - plans to tour the country as a high-paid stripper.
County Sues Strip Club as Billboard Battle EscalatesSource: longislandpress.com
Excerpt: The Platinum Club in Rosedale describes itself a first class adult entertainment lounge, but residents living near their billboard in the Five Towns section of Nassau County are offended by the club's giant outdoor advertisement featuring a scantily clad woman.
Enraged woman bites bus driverSource: NY Daily News
Excerpt: A veteran MTA bus driver was bitten on the forearm by an out-of-control female passenger Wednesday as he drove his packed M104 bus during rush hour in Manhattan.
Nassau County Man Has Two Cars Stolen From HimSource: MyFoxNY
MANHASSET, N.Y. (AP) -- Police on Long Island say a man had two cars stolen from him in one night.
Detectives say the victim told police that while he was dining at a restaurant in Manhasset someone took the keys from the valet station and stole his Mercedes.
One Woman's Christmas Nightmare Is Her Teenage Son's Christmas DreamSource: New York Magazine
Excerpt: Linda Santisteban, a 50-year-old mother of three in Rosedale, Queens, already has her Christmas tree set up this year. Decorated with tinsel and bows and bright, shiny balls, it is perched in her living-room window, the picture of yuletide cheer.
Black Friday Shopping Bill Would Protect Shoppers, StaffSource: qgazette.com
Excerpt: Seeking to avoid a repetition of the Black Friday tragedy in which a Wal-Mart employee was crushed to death as a throng of shoppers walked over him in their haste to buy holiday sale items, City Councilmember James Gennaro announced plans to protect store employees and s …
What's The Matter With Us?Source: The Huffington Post
Excerpt: Whew, I am so glad to be human. I was listening to the news the other day about a herd of animals that trampled over one of its kind trying to get to some food. Even though the animal was lying there, dead, the others were determined to keep going for their target.
Amy Fisher and Michael Lohan link: No fighting allowedSource: Newsday.com
For Lindsay Lohan's father, the fight's off.
Michael Lohan's New York State parole supervisor has denied him the chance to put up his dukes in Monday's planned celebrity boxing match against a Long Island businessman.
Long Island Burglars' Target: A Jug of CoinsSource: myfoxny.com
Three armed thieves stormed into a Long Island home to steal a water jug full of loose change, police said.
The masked suspects descended on the East Patchogue home around 2 a.m. Saturday.

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