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Police: Weaving Driver Distracted by Porn

A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said.

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Ghosts, masturbation and weird findings
Source: AAP

WEIRD, wild and decidedly offbeat research findings have emerged in 2009. Among the most bizarre medical discoveries were:.

Sarah Palin Admits Masturbation Habit
Source: thespoof.com

45-year-old former beauty queen, former Alaska Governor and current best selling author Sarah Palin revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book "Going Rogue" that she has frequently masturbated during her term as governor.

Spain: Teen Masturbation Sex Ed Workshops Spark Outrage
Source: TIME

Between gay marriage, decriminalized abortion and all that pornography on TV, you'd think that the Spanish would be impossible to shock.

A Few Words of Advice on Nudity and Hindsight

Somewhere out there, there's a picture of me naked. It's a Polaroid shot taken with an instant camera (y'know, back when cameras needed film). I'm lying on a bed, wearing nothing but me birthday suit.

Ultra Liberal Education
Source: Blogs for Victory

And, somehow, it is sickly appropriate that its about masturbation: It's one of those things you wouldn't think anyone needs to learn, but apparently, masturbation is an art in Spain.

Spanish region teaches kids how to crack one off
Source: The Register (UK)

Spain's autonomous region of Extremadura has sparked a bit of a rumpus by issuing an educational leaflet entitled Pleasure is in your hands, detailing the best way to achieve solo satisfaction.

Spanish region takes hands-on approach to sex education: 'self-exploration and self-pleasure' to be taught
Source: Guardian Unlimited

It is a subject that would make most governments blush, but officials in the Spanish region of Extremadura have launched a major programme to encourage what could be described as a more hands-on approach to sexuality.

You can't slurry love - man caught pleasuring himself in a muck-spreader
Source: The Sun Newspaper Online

A PERVERT who gets sexual thrills from manure was jailed after being caught pleasuring himself in a muck-spreader. Weird David Truscott, 40, broke into a farm and covered himself in animal waste.

Sex Toys for Tweens
Source: The Huffington Post

Recent studies have revealed that women who use vibrators are healthier -- and sexually happier -- than women who don't. Finally, the stigma of the sinful sex toy is fading and women can hold their Rabbits and Pocket Rockets proud.

Unconventional Methods To Prevent (H1N1) Influenza in Malaysia, Avoid Masturbation and Homseuxality
Source: bernama.com

KUALA LUMPUR, Aug 9 (Bernama) -- Avoiding masturbation and homosexual activities are among preventive measures one could take against Influenza A (H1N1), according to an eminent practitioner of complimentary therapy.

EroticaVine Topics: The Facial

After a long, and unintentional hiatus, I have returned to continue the EroticaVine Topics series. This time around we're getting personal with the topic of facials. No, I'm not talking about the kind you get at the spa.

Swedish serial masturbator nabbed by police
Source: oddherald.com

Let's start by giving a big hand to Örebo police, who managed to capture a man who had been masturbating outside a Willy's grocery store twice in two days.

Your partner/spouse masturbates. Is that OK with you?

This poll was inspired by an article posted to Newsvine here: #c7646879

The Newsvine Masturbation Survey Results: Part Three

Part Two of the survey results can be found here. Part One of the survey results can be found here. The survey itself can be taken by following the link here.

The Perfect woman...yeah you read correctly!

Lately on the vine there has been a lot of talk about breasts, what to wear to bed, nakedness, hats and masturbation, so i decided to write about the perfect women. Does she exist? Of course she does, the perfect woman is out there.

The Newsvine Masturbation Survey Results: Part Two

The first part of the survey results can be viewed here. The survey itself can be taken here. One question of the survey asked respondents to indicate where they masturbate by placing a checkmark by all applicable locations. 

The Newsvine Masturbation Survey Results: Part One

On Thursday, March 13, 2008 the long-awaited Newsvine Masturbation Survey was released.

The Banana: The Creationist's Nightmare [video]
Source: ScienceBlogs

This informative video discusses the banana and why it is a creationist's nightmare. Conclusion: gawd wishes humans to masturbate, so get beating, everybody!

Emotional intelligence helps women get the most out of sex
Source: BBC News

Women who are more "emotionally intelligent" get greater pleasure from sex, research on twins suggests. A study of more than 2,000 female twins showed that those with greater emotional intelligence had larger numbers of orgasms.

Pharyngula: Thinking outside the traditional box
Source: ScienceBlogs

This is an entirely sensible ad promoting safe sex from Botswana. How do you think it would be received in the US?

Oprah: Moms Should Buy Vibrators For Teen Girls
Source:

O's sex expert, Dr. Laura Berman, suggested that parents have a discussion about the basic mechanics of the male and female anatomies when their kids are around 10 or 11 years old.

Porn Industry Slump Due To Slower Economy, Faster Masturbation
Source: themonkeybox.com

As the slowing economy continues to hit the housing market and automative industries, the adult film industry is dealing with the added threat of men learning to masturbate quicker to free short internet clips.

Elvis Crespo accused of masturbating on an airplane
Source: The-Backroom

Androgynous Puerto Rican singer Elvis Crespo was in the middle of a flight from Houston to Miami when he decided, f**k the peanuts, I want dees nuts and started masturbating right there in his seat.

Charlotte Roche Brings 'Wetlands' to the English-Speaking World
Source: SPIEGEL ONLINE

Controversial "Wetlands" author Charlotte Roche talks about bodily functions, shaving pubic hair, and why there are so few euphemisms for female masturbation.

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