
There was a moment when I was just a young lad, sitting and watching M.A.S.H. and enjoying the drama when something I'll never forget happened: Alan Alda cursed.
German football league nixes 69 jersey for Karlsruhe's DrpicSource: thelocal.de
Dino Drpic, the new Croatian defender at Bundesliga side Karlsruhe SC, apparently wanted 69 put on his jersey as an homage to the fiery love he has with his vixen pop star wife Nives Celzijus, but the German football league nixed the naughty number.

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Video Of Naughty Police Behavior Released; No Charges FiledSource: The Associated Press
ELKHART, Ind. -- Investigators have decided not to pursue criminal charges against Elkhart police employees involved in the photographing of a woman who climbed on a police station information desk and posed provocatively.
Dirty Bard Book Is Romp of a Read Source: MSN
"Filthy Shakespeare: Shakespeare's Most Outrageous Sexual Puns" (Gotham Books. $19.99. 304 pages), by Pauline Kiernan: In high school, when Miss Grundy rubbed your adolescent nose in Shakespeare, she was perhaps unaware that the Bard of Avon had ye pottye mouthe.

While scouring my favorite little online community today, I noticed something a little different than usual.
Newsviners are being naughty today.
If you look at the picture to the right, you'll notice just what I'm talking about.
Breastfeeding?
Bouncing boobs?
"Sex sells" - Provocative cupcakes raise money for causeSource: star-telegram.com
Here's a twofer you won't want to miss.
This Friday at the "Buy a Pair to Save a Pair" bake sale outside Hooters in north Arlington, frosted cupcakes will be up for grabs.
Don't like sweets? You can also "Buy a Sack to Save a Rack.
Naughty baristas give coffee an extra kickSource: ABC Local Affiliates
Coffee-stand owner John Cambroto couldn't compete against the beautiful bikini-clad women selling espresso up the road.
"We had a much better atmosphere, good coffee.
Drunk Fat Man Falls Thru TableSource: Revver
Voted #6 sketch by fans of season 2 of The Next Level. From the TNL Newsdesk, Bud Brewski visits and gives the Alcohol Report. Man, this guy is drunk!
Forbidden Testicle SlangSource: Revver
Erica von @!$%#ington gives the cast and crew of The Next Level new directives on the network's new policy which doesn't allow anyone to talk about testicles or testicle slang words
Fake Marriage ProposalSource: Revver
Actors from The Next Level trick a restaurant into thinking a actual marriage proposal is taking place
Wilma Snorkleson KidnappedSource: Revver
Video Footage of a young womans trumatic kidnapping and escape. You have to see it to believe it.
Naughty Peanut Butter Cups GirlSource: Revver
Voted #8 sketch by fans - from season 2 of The Next Level. Watch a hot girl sell peanut butter cups by rubbing them all over her hot body.
No Saints in Sight as These Santas Get Their JolliesSource: The New York Times
Santa got drunk yesterday. He cursed. He smoked. He took off his clothes in public. It was Santacon, an annual gathering of nasty Santas, in which some 500 naughty Clauses marched through the city, shouting, drinking, raising gentle mayhem.