Police: Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence

Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking for an assault victim nearby Monday night heard the man screaming for help. Police supported him to prevent further injuries until medics arrived and took him to a hospital, where he was in serious condition in intensive care on Tuesday.

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Police nab man dressed as ninja, waving nunchucks

Vernon police said they arrested a man who was dressed as a ninja and waving nunchucks while yelling about wanting to beat up U.S. Sen. Joe Lieberman. The man, 30, was charged Sunday with breach of peace. Police said he was brought to Rockville General Hospital for a psychiatric evaluation and later released.

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Police: 'Nicotine Ninja' prefers brand-name cigs

Jefferson County authorities are looking a man they've dubbed the "Nicotine Ninja" believed to be responsible for stealing $120,000 worth of cigarettes. Authorities said the suspect is completely clad in dark clothing and covers half his face with a black cloth when he breaks into liquor stores in the middle of the night. The man is believed to be responsible for 118 burglaries across the metro area during the last two years.

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Police: Sword-waving ninja attempted Mass. robbery

Police say a man dressed liked a ninja used a sword in an attempt to rob a Weymouth dry cleaner.

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Uni-flipper turtle gets it straight with swimsuit

Allison, a green sea turtle with only one flipper, has been going around and around and around for most of her life.

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Fla. sheriff seeks portly 'ninja' in theft attempt

A ninja, or at least someone dressed like one, is lurking in the shadows of Palm Beach County.

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School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods

It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

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Last Ninja: 'Be Able to Kill Your Students'

The teachings of Grand Master Masaaki Hatsumi echo through my head as he entreats me to attack a blackbelted disciple with a practice sword. "Always be able to kill your students," he says.

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Feds Pounce on Student Dressed As a Ninja

Running through the University of Georgia campus as a ninja can elicit a prompt response from authorities, a UGA sophomore learned.

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SEATTLE - Overconfidence and alcohol are believed to be behind a horrible ninja-fence impalement accident, cops said.

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A man seen dressed as a ninja on the side of the road in Vernon, Conn., swinging nunchucks and yelling about wanting to beat up Sen. Joe Lieberman.

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Leaping through the air, claws outstretched these cats appear locked in mortal combat. But rather than a deathly duel over a mouse or territory, this acrobatic pair are simply play-fighting.

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A video of how to ride a motorcycle for the first time.

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Every year, December 5th is the Day of the Ninja. Plague your co-workers with ninja-ness and wear a ninja mask to work! Got the day off? Run wild in the streets, or dress like a ninja at the mall! Just show the world that YOU ARE NINJA!

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CLIFTON — Two "modern day Ninjas" calling themselves Shinobi Warriors on a quest to rid the area of drug users and drug dealers have been put out of business by police. On Wednesday at 2:35 a.m.

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Ninja Warrior, I Think So

I am going to tell you a superior story of dexterity and skill. You will be awed by the sheer incredible courage of this young ninja warrior. But, I warn you ahead of time that this story is completely fictitious...or is it?

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The productivity list is a common animal these days (goodness knows I've done my share), but how do you sort among them all? You'd need a list of the best lists, that's how.

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Book Review: Across the Nightingale Floor by Lian Hearn

Across the Nightingale Floorby Lian HearnRiverhead Books, 2002

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It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

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A report of a ninja sighting in the woods near the Robert L. Horbelt elementary School prompted a brief lockdown of the township's public schools before authorities realized the suspect in question was actually a camp counselor heading toward a costume party.

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It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

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OVIEDO - Though he's had a string of more than 20 internal investigations, it was an Oviedo Police Officer's MySpace page that got him in trouble this time.

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New Zealand man has been charged with assault after using a hedgehog as an improvised ninja star against a 15-year-old

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Amon Tobin interview

Electronic musicians often choose to be anonymous. That is to say, they present themselves persona free in opposition to rock bands like Fall Out Boy, who are slickly marketed and have a tailor made image to consumers who frequent stores like Hot Topic.

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BY MOST OBSERVERS' RECKONING, between 150 and 200 real-life superheroes, or "Reals" as some call themselves, operate in the United States, with another 50 or so donning the cowl internationally.

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Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row.

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Only 1 master shaolin in the world can stand up with 1 finger and this guy is training to do the same

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China's Shaolin Temple has demanded a public apology from an Internet user who claimed a Japanese ninja beat its kung fu-practising monks in a showdown, a lawyer said Friday.

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China's Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday.

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The three teenagers in hooded black outfits were scampering over rooftops, climbing trees "just like a squirrel," and breaking into houses and cars, police said.

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Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles: Cheats for PS2

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Italian police have arrested a Russian "ninja" who had been spreading fear across farmlands in the north of the country. The man, camouflaged in an all black suit, had robbed several farmers and their families at knife point, police say.

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Why do geeks love ninjas?

My geeky son's recent favorite shows are "Mythbusters" on Discovery Channel, and "Ask a Ninja" podcast.  Recently, "Mythbusters" aired an episode about ninja myths, with Ask a Ninja Ninja appearing briefly, so he was totally electrified with it.

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Come on, you know you want to. In 7 easy steps..

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