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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" Denis Leary "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." Oscar Wilde "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." Groucho Marx
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Here's a few pics I came across that do not need explanation and they are worth a few laughs. Hope you enjoy them.
I have been in the hospital all week so I figured we could all use a break after catching up on this weeks news. Amazing how advertising has changed.
So i am over at my 22 year old's new crash pad, which thank goodness he is using more. He introduces me to "this girl he talks to". I assume, especially after speaking to him that I am just meeting a friend.
I've got to remember this for when I get old! Hope this touches you the way it touched me! GOODBYE MOM
I really debated about posting these, for a second or so. Enjoy!
I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
Blondes Are The Best!!! A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this".
Online flirtation might reveal a need I think my husband is, if not involved in a real-life affair, definitely too close for (my) comfort with a woman..... They chat constantly online and play some interactive video game together where they are married. He hides his computer screen from me constantly...
These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
A friend sent this to me this evening. Just one view of the issue, but food for thought. I like to share ideas, whether I completely agree with them or not......Satire!
Here's some pictures/signs that would definitely fail an I.Q. test, and they are reasonably amusing...
Tme for another quick break....I got a kick out of these, thought you could use a giggle as well.
Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times! I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch. Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap night out.
I am not the author, credit to whomever it may be, but it is time for a break........ A group of male lawyers lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf.. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him..
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